These bishes did not deliver but what else is new. Just put yo ass in a bikini, fool the public and pocket the money.

 

 

 

“Social media influencers” Alessandra Ambrosio, Bella Hadid, Hailey Baldwin, Emily Ratajkowski, Elsa Hosk, Paulina Vega, Lais Ribeiro, Rose Bertram, Gizele Oliveira and Hannah Ferguson.

 

'It's Rich Kids of Instagram meets Lord of the Flies': Bella Hadid-backed Bahamas Fyre Festival is CANCELLED as guests who paid $13,000 are 'left stranded at unfinished site overrun with feral dogs'

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While the festival website had promised 'chef-curated culinary pop ups' one reveller posted a picture of a basic cheese sandwich served out of a polystyrene box. 

Paying guests were told they could expect to stay in 'modern, eco-friendly, geodesic domes' while the super-rich had the option of upgrading to hire yachts for more than $100,00.

However, people arriving on site last night expecting to be pampered with luxurious VIP service likened the 'cabanas' accommodation to disaster zone relief tents.

 

 

Experiences from the event are popping up all over 4chan and reddit...

 

So far at Frye

>be rich spoiled millennial girl
>into "scene" culture
>see promotion of huge music festival in Bahamas
>commercial uses typical Bahamas cuts like feeding the wild pigs and swimming over a sunken plane
>promotion shows say's "Pablo Escobar" in it
>find out it's put on by a no-name millennial and Ja Rule
>immediately pay $4k for festival ticket without doing research
>going to be staying in epic tent for mega-festival with snorkeling and wild pigs
>festival arrives
>board plane
>bag of complimentary lays potato chips on seat
>fly to Grand Exuma
>waiting on runway reading Reddit posts by other partygoers
>tents are FEMA tents and aren't setup
>major headliners not paid and bail
>pig island costs extra money on your own
>Sunken plane is 500 miles away near a different island
>nobody has drugs because you fucking flew there
>Bahamas govt. grounds planes because they literally can't process the dumbfuck millennials
>stuck on plane
>contact US Embassy in Nassau
>Huge international incident
>US Navy forced to evacuate the millennial ecstasy loving "scene" kids
>Ja Rule stays in Bahamas and is immune from prosecution under Bahamas law

 

 

 

That luxurious lifestyle

I saw so many ads for that event online.

 

As for the models, I'm guessing they got their dough and won't care either way.

@Prettyphile Thank you for that epic rundown

I guess festival attendees didn't get a chance to seduce Bella Hadid or Emily Rat

6 minutes ago, Cult Icon said:

I guess festival attendees didn't get a chance to seduce Bella Hadid or Emily Rat

 

Intentional?

 

 

2 hours ago, Sanni said:

 

Intentional?

 

mm mmm

 

Spoiler

yes and no

 

 

the fyre festival is hilarious

 

This was the marketing:

 

 

 

reality:

 

"Influencers"?? wtf....

This fyre festival thing is pure gold 

 

Other con artists include Shanina Shaik, Chanel Iman, Daniela Lopez Osorio and Nadine Leopold.

 

These girls should be on the cover of Hustler magazine next!

 

 

Josephine, Sara & Stella are on the cover of new Vogue Brazil.

http://vogue.globo.com/moda/moda-news/noticia/2017/04/vogue-brasil-comemora-42-anos-com-sara-sampaio-stella-maxwell-e-josephine-skriver.html

1 hour ago, ivancica said:

Josephine, Sara & Stella are on the cover of new Vogue Brazil.

http://vogue.globo.com/moda/moda-news/noticia/2017/04/vogue-brasil-comemora-42-anos-com-sara-sampaio-stella-maxwell-e-josephine-skriver.html

What does this have to do with the Fyre Festival?

 

Also, why is Stella nekkid on her cover?

2 hours ago, ivancica said:

Josephine, Sara & Stella are on the cover of new Vogue Brazil.

http://vogue.globo.com/moda/moda-news/noticia/2017/04/vogue-brasil-comemora-42-anos-com-sara-sampaio-stella-maxwell-e-josephine-skriver.html

 

I like Sara's the most

Why does it seem like literally everyone from the modeling world is in the Bahamas right now??? Like seriously.

2 minutes ago, *Luna* said:

Why does it seem like literally everyone from the modeling world is in the Bahamas right now??? Like seriously.

 

Shooting for Solids and Stripes

i'm happy it was a wig but i love Jo's cover pic, Sara is my fav tho

Stella's cover is awful, her body is and she's still one of the worst model i ever seen

All three covers look horrible to me. I wonder whether Sara, Josephine and Stella would have ever gotten Vogue covers without VS having a vested interest in their models appearing on covers of fashion magazines.