MOVIE QUOTES

[AnaBBarrosFan]

Because I've been in a very Casino Royale mood, here is my favorite scene of the film.

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-After discussing poker skills on the train-

Vesper Lynd: What else can you surmise, Mr. Bond?

James Bond: About you, Miss Lynd? Well, your beauty's a problem. You worry you won't be taken seriously.

Vesper Lynd: Which one can say of any attractive woman with half a brain.

James Bond: True. But this one overcompensates by wearing slightly masculine clothing. Being more aggressive than her female colleagues. Which gives her a somewhat prickly demeanor, and ironically enough, makes it less likely for her to be accepted and promoted by her male superiors, who mistake her insecurities for arrogance. Now, I'd have normally gone with "only child," but by the way you ignored the quip about your parents... I'm going to have to go with "orphan."

Vesper Lynd: All right... by the cut of your suit, you went to Oxford or wherever. Naturally you think human beings dress like that. But you wear it with such disdain, my guess is you didn't come from money, and your school friends never let you forget it. Which means that you were at that school by the grace of someone else's charity: hence that chip on your shoulder. And since your first thought about me ran to "orphan," that's what I'd say you are.

[he smiles but says nothing]

Vesper Lynd: Oh, you are? I like this poker thing. And that makes perfect sense! Since MI6 looks for maladjusted young men, who give little thought to sacrificing others in order to protect queen and country. You know... former SAS types with easy smiles and expensive watches.

[Glances at his wrist]

Vesper Lynd: Rolex?

James Bond: Omega.

Vesper Lynd: Beautiful. Now, having just met you, I wouldn't go as far as calling you a cold-hearted bastard...

James Bond: No, of course not.

Vesper Lynd: But it wouldn't be a stretch to imagine. You think of women as disposable pleasures, rather than meaningful pursuits. So as charming as you are, Mr. Bond, I will be keeping my eye on our government's money and off your perfectly formed arse.

James Bond: You noticed?

Vesper Lynd: Even accountants have imagination. How was your lamb?

James Bond: Skewered... One sympathizes.

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[Layla90]

ahah i love these quotes form Mean Girls there soo fuuny.!

Karen: Ma'am, do you have this in the next size up?

Saleslady: Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.

and another one

Crying Girl: [Crying] I wish we were all happy like we used to be in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake full of rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.

Damian: She doesn't even go here!

Ms. Norbury: Do you even go this school?

Crying Girl: No...I just have a lot of feelings...

[Layla90]

*Catch me if you can:

Frank Abagnale, Jr.: Brenda, I don't want to lie to you anymore. All right? I'm not a doctor. I never went to medical school. I'm not a lawyer, or a Harvard graduate, or a Lutheran. Brenda, I ran away from home a year and a half ago when I was 16.

Brenda Strong: Frank? Frank? You're not a Lutheran?

[MattLoveModels]

bump

[Layla90]

Ok then

"Take the money and run"

Virgil: After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her, and after half an hour I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.

Bank Teller #1: Does this look like "gub" or "gun"?

Bank Teller #2: Gun. See? But what does "abt" mean?

Virgil: It's "act". A-C-T. Act natural. Please put fifty thousand dollars into this bag and act natural.

Bank Teller #1: Oh, I see. This is a holdup?

Louise: He is always very depressed. I think that if he'd been a successful criminal, he would have felt better. You know, he never made the 'ten most wanted' list. It's very unfair voting; it's who you know.

Virgil: Nobody wears beige to a bank robbery!

[TheBaronOfFratton]

^That's a great film! (Y)

The repulsive Bobby Peru from Wild At Heart:

Bobby Peru: I gotta take a piss bad, can I use your head?

Lula: Uh... yeah, I guess.

Bobby Peru: I don't mean your head-head. I'm not gonna piss on your head, your hair and all, I'm just gonna piss in the toilet. Y'all take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru.

Bobby Peru: Speaking of Jack, One eyed Jack's yearning to go a peeping in a seafood store!

Bobby Peru: Ya know, I sure do like a girl with nice tits like yours who talks tough and looks like she can fuck like a bunny. Do you fuck like that? Cause if ya do, I'll fuck ya good. Like a big ol' jackrabbit bunny, jump all around that hole. Bobby Peru don't come up for air.

(Horrible, but brilliant...)

[penny-dreaddfull]

dude. the only reason i didnt throw up during that scene was that 1. i LOVE willem dafoe

and 2. i was a wee bit slightly turned on *facepalm in semi shame* :rofl:

i just saw this one recently... and nicholson just made it so damn funny i overlooked the sexism

"How do you write women so well?" Melvin: "I think of a man and i take away reason and accountability."

'as good as it gets'

[azure]

i just watched the Silence of the Lambs

Buffalo Bill: "It places the lotion on its skin..."

Woman trapped in well: "AHHHHh!!!!!!!!"

[Michael*]

From 'O Brother, Where Art Thou?'

Pete: Who elected you leader of this outfit?

Everett: Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.

Pete: Suits me. I'm voting for yours truly.

Everett: Well I'm voting for yours truly too.

[Everett and Pete look at Delmar for the deciding vote]

Delmar: Okay... I'm with you fellas.

[LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE]

From Dracula, one of my FAVE qoutes of all time

Dracula: Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds... true love?

SO ROMANTIC

[Sweet Lu]

from the Crow: Guess it's not a good day to be a bad guy

[Sweet Lu]

From Dracula, one of my FAVE qoutes of all time

Dracula: Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds... true love?

SO ROMANTIC

you could recite that whole mive word for word, i bet

[Lyon]

"Sometimes losing your way home means finding yourself" - The Lucky Ones

[scarlettuberlover]

Pulp Fiction:

Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

[68wolff]

Humphrey Bogart – Casablanca

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

[LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE]

Viv Leigh-gone with the wind

Scarlett: As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.

[Sweet Lu]

Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE]

Debbie Reynolds & Gene Kelly

Don Lockwood: I do hope you're going to favor us with something special tonight.

Kathy Selden: Please!

Don Lockwood: Say, Hamlet's soliloquy, or the balcony scene from "Romeo and Juliet."

Kathy Selden: Mr. Lockwood!

Don Lockwood: Don't be shy. You'd make about the prettiest Juliet I've ever seen. Really.

[Sweet Lu]

from Tombstone

Wyatt Earp: You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me

[LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE]

Henry: Come on, Junior.

Indiana: Dad, will you stop calling me Junior?

Sallah: I don't understand. What is this Junior?

Henry: That's his name: Junior! Henry Jones, Junior.

Sallah: I thought his name was Indiana.

Henry: The dog's name was Indiana.

Marcus: Can we go home please?

Sallah: Haha, you were named after the DOG!

Indiana: I have a lot of fond memories of that dog.