I LOVE ADRIANA Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Haha. :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick style Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 FRENCH KISSKate: Do you believe in love? The kind that lasts forever?Luc: I loved my mother.Kate: No, everyone loves their mother. Even people who say they hate their mothers love their mothers. My question is, one man for one woman?Luc: It is not a very interesting question. It is the question of a little girl who still believes in fairy tales. __________________________________Kate: [singing] I hate Paris in the springtime/I hate Paris in the fall/I hate Paris in the summer when it sizzles/I hate Paris in the winter when it drizzles/I hate Paris, oh why oh why do I hate Paris?/Because my love is there... with his SLUT girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothic aristocrat Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 From Van Helsing:Frankenstein's Monster: Let me go! Carl: Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniool3k Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 gooood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ange Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 ahah i love these quotes form Mean Girls there soo fuuny.! Karen: Ma'am, do you have this in the next size up? Saleslady: Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears. and another one Crying Girl: [Crying] I wish we were all happy like we used to be in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake full of rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy. Damian: She doesn't even go here! Ms. Norbury: Do you even go this school? Crying Girl: No...I just have a lot of feelings... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:.ali.:. Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falsesmiles Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 From Casino Royale:Vesper Lynd: If the only thing left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever met. James Bond: That's because you know what I can do with my little finger...It always makes me grin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ange Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 ggood one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yours_forever Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 "Shut your mouth when your talking to me!" From Weding Crashers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkVanilla. Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 The DeVil WeaRs PradA :evil: Miranda Priestly: ...You have no sense of fashion... Andy Sachs: I think that depends on... Miranda Priestly: No, no, that wasn't a question. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Miranda Priestly: {to Andy} There you are Emily. How many times do I have to scream your name? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Andy Sachs: So none of the girls here eat anything? Nigel: Not since two became new four and zero became the new two. Andy Sachs: Well, I'm a six... Nigel: Which is the new fourteen. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Emily: Andrea, My God! You look so chic! Andy Sachs: Thanks! You look so thin! Emily: Really? Thanks. I'm on this new diet for Paris. I don't eat anything until I feel like I'm about to faint, then I eat a cube of cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperion Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 From V for VendettaEvey Hammond: My father was a writer. You would've liked him. He used to say that artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*BeTtY*~ Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Borat "There is my neighbor Nusultan Tuliakbay, he's pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio...he cannot afford. Great success!" "This is Urkin, the town rapist. Naughty, naughty!" "A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet. " "When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhin work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was 15, then she become weak, her voice become deep: " BORAT BORAT ", eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhin hang like sleeve of wizard." "Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew." "If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car? How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill them?" "-I'm, er... recently retired... -You are a retard? " "Urkin, not too much raping... Humans only! " "Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain? The government scientist, Dr. Yamak, have proved it is size of squirrel." "My mother, she never love me. She say she wish she was raped by someone else." "In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes. " "Can I put a camera in the lady toilet?" "Yes, I have been in a movie Dirty Jew. I play the one who eh... the hero, the one who shot him." "I will put this prize next to the only other one I won, from Central Asian Olympic Committee. For hitting gypsy with rock at 50 meters. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*BeTtY*~ Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 American Pie Band CampMatt Stifler: "Are you an asshole? You're hairy and you smell like shit!"American Pie Beta HouseDwight Stifler: "And remember boys, do not underestimate those geeks, most of them are lonely problem drinkers." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jman Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 American Pie Beta House Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*BeTtY*~ Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 ^ Yes that's the newest one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dajana Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 This one is not posted? The Simpsons Spider Pig Spider Pig Does whatever a spider pig does Can he swing From a web No he can't He's a pig Look ooooouut He is a spider pig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irenistiQ Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 This one is not posted? The Simpsons Spider Pig Spider Pig Does whatever a spider pig does Can he swing From a web No he can't He's a pig Look ooooouut He is a spider pig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buhlack7 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahhaahahahahaahahahhahaahah!!!oh my gosh betty!!! that just made me crack up all over again! vazhine!!! aaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahaahah! oh man!!!"why you make hand party with pamela""running of the jews"-giving money to the cockroach- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buhlack7 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 i completely forgot what i came here for... hahahaaha! oh man borat!There Will Be BloodI DRINK YOUR MILK SHAKE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over rays Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 My favorite one is Saw series. So let me find this thing from wikipedia and share with you a little about this series.The Saw film series is a horror franchise created by James Wan and Leigh Whannell. Four films have been released and two more are scheduled, with a video game planned for a 2009 release. The series is one of the most financially successful rated-R movie series of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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