Jennka Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 Question for Miranda - I hope your little guy has inherited those irresistible dimples? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted March 9, 2011 Author Share Posted March 9, 2011 [Miranda Kerr says:] Who cares? It's just a bloody baby. Don't they all look like Winston Churchill anyway? Until that thing gets up off it's arse and gets me some dough it can look like a flamin' possum... I'm not a charity, and it should earn it's keep. I'm kitting that thing out in some choice gear, and all it does is cry and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 [Winston Churchill says:] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe > Average Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 [Timmy Says: ]Timmay! [Tyra Says:] Tyra! But what I came to say, was, any recent developments to this ? ... :morning: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnaBBarrosFan Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 That was actually really cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted March 13, 2011 Author Share Posted March 13, 2011 But what I came to say, was, any recent developments to this ? ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 No Lindsay Miss Funshine either... But nice walk, Julia, nice walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prettyphile Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Miss Funshine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Dri making hearts And what the hell, Ale looks SO accurate It´s almost scary!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzymisslizzy Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 so of them look realistic! they gave KK a belly button tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limerlight Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Erin: Do you prefer pizza and beer? Or Wings and Beer? Or hard liquor and cheese?Lily: Ballet or Roller skating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted March 24, 2011 Author Share Posted March 24, 2011 VS FALLS BACK ON PILGRIMAGE TACTICS TO WIN BACK CROWDS After incredibly lacklustre crowds for recent VS meet/greet/don't touch yourself promotions by Lily Aldridge: And now by Lindsay Ellingson: (Hey, don't blame me - this was a photo, taken by a photographer... ) The crack team of VS marketing wonks had to hastily assemble at Razek Towers to concoct a quick-fix dastardly plan... After a heated session of necromancy and animal sacrifice they came up with sure-fire crowd-pulling winner: ADRIANA! (Naturally) Unfortunately, the divine one was otherwise engaged (saving rain-forests, curing diseases, taking english classes, fighting evil ninja dinosaur robots from the future) but - noting her divine presence - said marketing wonks fished through her trash, like all good fetishists do, and garnered some toe-nail clippings perfect for an ad hoc shrine. And lo and behold, a shrine was set up at a mall: Come see the Lima relics and have your photo taken with a (dead piece of a) real life "Angel"! AND THEY DID COME: Problem solved. If it aint broke don't fix it VS - we know what we want don't we? Not variety, that's for sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liora Loyola Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 VS FALLS BACK ON PILGRIMAGE TACTICS TO WIN BACK CROWDSAfter incredibly lacklustre crowds for recent VS meet/greet/don't touch yourself promotions by Lily Aldridge: And now by Lindsay Ellingson: (Hey, don't blame me - this was a photo, taken by a photographer... ) The crack team of VS marketing wonks had to hastily assemble at Razek Towers to concoct a quick-fix dastardly plan... After a heated session of necromancy and animal sacrifice they came up with sure-fire crowd-pulling winner: ADRIANA! (Naturally) Unfortunately, the divine one was otherwise engaged (saving rain-forests, curing diseases, taking english classes, fighting evil ninja dinosaur robots from the future) but - noting her divine presence - said marketing wonks fished through her trash, like all good fetishists do, and garnered some toe-nail clippings perfect for an ad hoc shrine. And lo and behold, a shrine was set up at a mall: Come see the Lima relics and have your photo taken with a (dead piece of a) real life "Angel"! AND THEY DID COME: Problem solved. If it aint broke don't fix it VS - we know what we want don't we? Not variety, that's for sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Isn´t there a bunch of zombies on the pic? I can clearly see them!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 The most interesting I remember from this outstanding piece of journalism: Lindsay's event was the hottest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted March 31, 2011 Author Share Posted March 31, 2011 *STOP PRESS* CANDICE SWANEPOEL IS LATEST VICTIM OF THE FEARSOME BOXY BRASILIAN VAMPIRE DRAG-ACT SUCCUBI WHEN WILL THIS NEEDLESS SACRIFICE END? *STOP PRESS* (They done drained the body right outta her...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Baron, you should consider writing a longer article about how thin Candice is and how much weight she has lost because it seems to be worrying almost every Bellazon member Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted March 31, 2011 Author Share Posted March 31, 2011 Baron, you should consider writing a longer article about how thin Candice is and how much weight she has lost because it seems to be worrying almost every Bellazon member ^Let all that pointless conjecture take place on lesser threads. The Candice fans, the Candice haters - they shall consume themselves like a VS Ouroboros. We only deal with COLD HARD FACTS here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted April 1, 2011 Author Share Posted April 1, 2011 My not very well disguised April Fool's tribute to Selita Ebanks: OH SELITA... Oh, Selita Ebanks You fill up our tanks And wads in our banks For multiple wanks For that - we give thanks Oh, Super Selita Our peckers won't peter Out, 'cos you're sweeter At 'sexy' than Dita You spank-bank repeater My "Angel" - Selita Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 How moving Baron, you should consider writing a longer article about how thin Candice is and how much weight she has lost because it seems to be worrying almost every Bellazon member ^Let all that pointless conjecture take place on lesser threads. The Candice fans, the Candice haters - they shall consume themselves like a VS Ouroboros. We only deal with COLD HARD FACTS here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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