LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 DUDE OMG?!?! I laughed so hard i snorted at work lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ophelia_Immortal Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceeagel Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 @Pylonyou're the most beautiful structure i've ever seen!the symmetry of your body is just ...electrifying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchkiki Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 DUDE OMG?!?! I laughed so hard i snorted at work lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllthis strangely turn me on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted February 8, 2011 Author Share Posted February 8, 2011 Lily, a lot of people thinks you're boring, what do you have to say about it? [Lily Aldridge says:] Boring? Well those people clearly weren't there when I bought my Jeep last year! I found my Jeep CJ in a little town by Conneaut Lake, PA. It was sitting in the front yard with a "For Sale" sign on the windshield. It had a fiberglass tub sitting on a 1978 CJ-5 frame with the AMC 304 V8 in it. One of the bolts for the Alternator was missing and was replaced with a pair of vice grips! The soft top was "brand new" according to the owner. He also told me it was registered as a '61 since he had the '55-'74 CJ-5 Fiberglass tub. I bought the Jeep, decided to move home to LA, a few months later, and ended up driving it home on Thanksgiving Day. 2000 miles! The best part of the trip? The tub was mounted to the frame using steel rails...NO BODY MOUNTS! Fiberglass mounted straight to steel...Needless to say, it was a rough trip. After I got home and drove her for the rest of the winter I knew I just HAD to get bigger tires! My dad's friend happened to have a set of 33X15X12.5 (the originals were 29X15X11.5). It is amazing how different a set of tires and rims will make a Jeep look... Man, Caleb loves to hear that story over and over again. Seriously, that Jeep is a piece of art now. Anybody who thinks I'm boring needs to come out to the garage and see all my auto restoration parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted February 8, 2011 Author Share Posted February 8, 2011 Candice, Jade called you a Bimbo in the less-funny VS thread, what do you have to say about that? Are you really a Bimbo? If so, tell us your definition of a Bimbo [Candice Swanepoel says:] I are not am bimbo. Mr. Razek said so. I'm telling Mr. Razek on you... *Hmph* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted February 8, 2011 Author Share Posted February 8, 2011 you forgot one from our VERY special member here at BZ! ^Do you think??? Tell me it's so! blackrain? HERE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnaBBarrosFan Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 To Erin:I am attracted to you in a very sexual way... Are you okay with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Erin - Here's the scenario. Adriana and Candice wacked out of meth, caffeine, major sugar rush, awake for a week and in the presence of kittens.... Who'll be easier to understand? [The Other Blonde says:] The kittens, duh! When they scratch the food can, they want to eat. When they scratch your closet, they wanna ruin your faboulous Miraculous Bra Dress Thing. I love kittens, don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted February 8, 2011 Author Share Posted February 8, 2011 Lily - o.O (Long stare) I'm still trying to figure out your place in VS. Perhaps they hired you as a "go to gal" for translations on Adriana/Candice speak? [Lily Aldridge says:] Well you're theory is interesting. But I think you'll find it's not quite as interesting as the 1983 CJ-5 story... During the VSFS last year the girls were crowding around to hear my stories. Adriana and Candice were both rapt - I think. Anyway, after driving the Jeep for about 6 months, the battered old 304 V8 finally blew. I parked the Jeep and my dad and I went out to find a replacement. I knew I was obviously going to keep the fiberglass tub, it was in pretty good condition. I wanted to find an AMC 401 V8, but after inspecting the frame on my Jeep, my dad & I noticed how much of it was rotted. The usual spots; from the transfer case on back. UGH! We finally found an old Jeep in Marion, Ohio. It was a 1983 CJ-5. The tub was all rusted out and bondo'd up everywhere! To our surprise, the frame was in PERFECT condition and the 258 actually sounded pretty good. I bought the Jeep for $500! Dad and I towed her home and we began cutting off the body mount bolts. The plan was to take off the steel rusted tub and replace it with my fiberglass tub. We ended up getting a set of body mounts that would give my tub a 3" lift. We also got lucky and found a 4" suspension set (SuperLift) for only $150 from a kid in Indiana that rolled his Jeep after only having the kit on for a MONTH! The next task was to install the ididit steering column, rewire the tail lights and gas tank/ sending unit & mount the windshield. I had a friend that works at the Jeep plant here in Toledo and he got me a brand new windshield! I was so excited that I sold my old crappy after market one and took the new one over to the platers and had them powder coat it gloss black. Got brand new glass for it and had the windshield installed and BAM! it was a smack in the face when I realized that I had a post 1975 windshield. I NEEDED a PRE 1975 windshield. Such a noobie mistake, I felt like a moron! The angle is WAY more different on a 76-86 windshield... The girls all sighed in recognition. I felt so deflated. But I had some cashew nuts backstage and cheered myself right up again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted February 8, 2011 Author Share Posted February 8, 2011 Glad we're on the same page Candy! [Candice Swanepoel says:] YEEEEAAAA!!!! WE ARE!!!! ZOMG - YOU REALLLLY GET ME PRETTYPHILE!!!!!! Adriana told me I wasn't to talks about the Middle East and the aliens. BUt sometimes I get tired walking about in my little bras and panties and need to have a BIIGGGG Think about things *tee-hee* UMMMMMMM... Stop it! I can see you down there - NAUGHTY!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnaBBarrosFan Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Glad we're on the same page Candy! [Candice Swanepoel says:] YEEEEAAAA!!!! WE ARE!!!! ZOMG - YOU REALLLLY GET ME PRETTYPHILE!!!!!! Adriana told me I wasn't to talks about the Middle East and the aliens. BUt sometimes I get tired walking about in my little bras and panties and need to have a BIIGGGG Think about things *tee-hee* UMMMMMMM... Stop it! I can see you down there - NAUGHTY!!!! WHAT THE *BEEP*?! OMG! I have no idea why but I'm laughing so hard I'm crying I can actually hear her saying it and see her say it with those soulless eyes of hers and bubbly smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clauds Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHA post #452 made my whole week! Im going to die laughin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tori Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Lily: It's so nice to have an angel that's capable of speaking a) clearly and b) coherently. I heard your Dad is from England. Any car shopping stories from the other side of the pond?Candice: "Dance your cares away. Worry's for another day. Let the music play. Down at Fraggle Rock. Work your cares away. Dancing's for another day. Let the Fraggles play. Down at Fraggle Rock." Who's your favorite Fraggle? I'm partial to Wembley because his hair is yellow. It's my favorite color. Yellow is really pretty. Don't you agree? Whenever I feel sad, I watch a Fraggle Rock episode. I have the full box set. If Fraggle Rock doesn't make me happy, then I sing the Skidamarink song. That always works. Can you sing it with me? "Skidamarink, a dink, a dink. Skidamarink, a doo. I love you. I love you in the morning and in the afternoon. I love you in the evening. Underneath the moon." Your turn!Bonus Question:Dear Miranda: You promote yourself chat on Facebook all the time, so I'm sure you're lurking around here somewhere. How do you reconcile the hypocritical aspects of the promotion of your own personal line which you boast about being organic with the promotion of Victoria's Secret products which usually are not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liora Loyola Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Bonus Question:Dear Miranda: You promote yourself chat on Facebook all the time, so I'm sure you're lurking around here somewhere. How do you reconcile the hypocritical aspects of the promotion of your own personal line which you boast about being organic with the promotion of Victoria's Secret products which usually are not? IKR! She's always on facebook promoting her stuff. She did it again today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Dear God, please hallow this holy place. Because it´s fuckin gorgeous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 [God Razek says:] I do, Jennka. I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 DUDE OMG?!?! I laughed so hard i snorted at work lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllthis strangely turn me on...OHHHHHHHHHHH kiki you cheeky girl, the things i can DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted February 8, 2011 Author Share Posted February 8, 2011 I have a Question for Candice Swimmingpool.As U are a real intelligent bimbo I'd like to ask you if u know why some people are quoting message just above their own message? And don't listen the people that says u have only 5 positions... It's already more than any porn stars doing their job! Love ya Candy! [Candice Swanepoel says:] No more bimbo! *giggle* You're not allowed to say that ANYMOOOOREEEE!!! But I am an intelligent, Mr. Razek said me so. And Adriana and Erin and Other Erin and that brown haired girl too. Ale didn't - she's a big meany and doesn't talk to us. I scared of Chanel... I so CAN do more than 5 positions. I can count up to 9 ones so there. OOPSIE, there's one - I was LIIIIKKKEE: OH NOOOO I'm not wearing a bra!!!! SOOO I had to look at you over my shoulder... You were looking at my fan-fan weren't you" NAUGHTy BOOYYYYYYYYY!!!!! UMMMM *hair twirl* 'quoting' is like SOOOO complicatory. But maybe it's so when other people sneak in then you know what they're talking about, or when it goes to like a NEW page????? SEE - I'm not unclever. *Hmph* I'm going to stand here with my hands on my head in my Very Sexy® lingerie and show you all. OOOOOH - that's 10!!! ERIN, OTHER ERIN, BROWN HAIRED GIRL - come look - I can so dooos 10 now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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