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"I realized that I was no longer a customer for that brand," she said.

"So while I loved it from a professional point-of-view, as a consumer I didn't relate. I didn't like the product, and

I started to realize that I was marketing something where it's like 'everyone aspire to be Candice Swanepoel,'

and I wasn't comfortable with the fact that I would never be Candice Swanepoel and I couldn't relate to that."




and even candice has the most normal figure among the current angels.

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Rumours that Australian Pop-Princess Kylie Minogue would be singing at this year's show have been denied. "No," said stooge Mitro "that's just our Kylie performing the m usical number too. It's what America wants. What are you suggesting, that we're not doing what America wants?" 

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The issue would not go away however, and further questions were asked when Kerr revealed the bottle's fantastic new design by some fancy glass-designer whose name I can't be bothered to make up. The assembled crowd gasped as it appeared to be an exact image of Mr. Bloom from one of his lesser known movies.

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