Cult Icon Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 2016 Eddy, Eddy thanks for the gift basket. Thanks for coming. I know you once chose Time Inc. as your supplier. I can do better. So I've done a special price for you. You want my new stock? Come and see them! Oh, and congratulations on your Golden Globe!Heh, heh yeah. Hold up. I hope you can do better than Kelly. And now she wants to run away ? I've thoroughly vetted this stock. Two dozen of them are in. These units are fresh, no defects in the product like your last vendor. Yes, yes, I've gone through the contracts. And you know what? That's a discount for an old friend. Heh. Then everybody's happy. What are we waiting for? Get on the podium. Ok, Ok. Ladies, Ladies...I am you know who, and I will be closer to you over the next 18 months than that beautiful mother that brought you into this world. But I did not pay good money for your company! I paid it so I can use one of you as my beard!!! So line up in single file! Let's get started. Blondes up front. The Dark ones in the rear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandleVixen Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 He he he.... he said "rear". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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frenchkiki Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 you should move your favorite VS related KIKI™ clips here after you use it on the fashion model threads I don't know what you are talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cult Icon Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Your so called "trolling" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchkiki Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 OOOOOOOk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cult Icon Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 ^^ VS FASHIONCARDS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandleVixen Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cult Icon Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 "I could never marry. It's the same with a movie actress. When she marries she loses a certain something, a mystique... ..to the crowds that adore her. Then she will no longer be their idol." ======================================= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cult Icon Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 SUMMER 2011 Today is history. Today will be remembered. Years from now, the young will ask with wonder about this day. Today is history, and you are part of it.In 1995- right after they were footing the blame for the use of hazardous materials..."Grace" Nichols- so called- unveiled a show that was a combination of self-assured strutting for women and voyeuristic pleasures for men. It was broadcast on Primetime American televisionThe viewers came.They dropped whatever they were planning on doing. They halted important routines.They settled on their couchesThey took hold of their seats They prospered... And then, forever after.. lingerie became mainstream entertainment.In 1977 Roy Raymond founded the company with virtually nothingAnd now they flourish. Since 1995 there has been a Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.Think about that.By this evening, The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show will become a rumor. They never happened. Today is history!!! MONANGE DREAM FASHION TOUR 2011 !!! WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!YEEEAHHH!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cult Icon Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 2013 ......thanks to our communist president, Maobama. In other news, Victoria's Secret Angel Karlie Kloss gave a motivational speech to DROKSCONN workers contracted by Limited Brands "Workers!!! One Day you may be able to afford what you're makingBut today is not that dayYou're about to embark upon a Great Crusade The eyes of the world are upon you The hopes and prayers of lingerie loving people march with you In company with our brave allies and workers in other factories You will bring about the outfitting of a generation of women all across the world And security for yourself and your families. Your task will not be an easy one Your task masters are well trained, well empowered, and battle hardened. They will work you fanatically! I have full confidence in your devotion to duty and skill in embroidery We will accept nothing less than a defect-free batch of production Good Luck. And blessed are those who beseech the support of Almighty God Upon this Great and Noble undertaking!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cult Icon Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 2014 Fire me? Fire ME? wait, no you didn't.. No you didn't. RAZEK, YOU disloyal, fool-a** b**** made punk.. You think you can do this s***? You think you can do this to me? You m*********** will be closing half your stores... ...when I get finished with you! Chapter Eleven, RAZEK! Twenty-three day liquidation! I'm the Angel up in this place! Who you think you f****** with?! I'm Doutzen! I run S*** here! You just work here! That's right, you better walk away. Cuz I'm gonna burn this m*********** down! King Kong ain't got s*** on me! But that's all right. That's all right. I'm winning anyway. I'm winning. I can't lose. S***, you can Fire me but you can't get Rid of me. Oh, what a day. What a M*********** day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cult Icon Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Rumor this. Rumor that. duh dah duh, duh duh... duh. Derp Derp! There was a time where one could get something decent on the radio. The artist has a duty to seduce the ear and delight the spirit, so say goodbye to those two blowhards Say Hello to an evening with Edward Razek! Ohhhh, I can smell the malt vinegar in this one. I've waited so long for something tasty to come to this little burg, but all that pass are yokels and rubes. Smooth lobed uncreative s*** for brains betty boop!!! I haven't seen a sign of real life down here in years. Let's see if Romee's just another Jenny-come-lately, or maybe something more delicious.For example, I test her, she's my little moth. But for a reason. I test all my disciples. Some shine like Galaxies, and some ... some burn like a Moth at the Flame! So come now Romee, come into my home....!!! Allow me to draw back the curtain Romee ... The door to becoming a Forever Victoria's Secret Angel is now open for you, my moth. Do you see it? When I am dust, this is what they'll point to! You! My masterpiece! My work has been implanted into the collective memory of the Masses! No one will ever forgot it! No one!Slaves of my Culture, Your Ass is mine!!!Now dance, dance you F****** Angel!!! No, no, no! Look at me, girl! Come back! Please come back! It flutters its wings! Flutters its wings! Fly little Angel! Fly!!! It ...is ...accomplished!!! Smile, SMILE! Let me see it!!! Rose petals cradling every step Eternal love of a grateful people My god, My God, My god my god my god oh my god It's...It's beautiful... Romee you'll find that your path to permanent Angeldom is now clear. Tell God that Eddy says Hello *tears* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cult Icon Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Romee all our efforts are culminating for that big moment, ... yes ...something big is coming but there will always be doubters. Romee, you don't doubt me, do you? I could never stomach doubters. Cuz I'm feeling full, like I'm preggers! *Knock Knock * Who's there? What's that look? You don't like it, do you? I don't need to be judged by you ... by anyone! Screw you! Screw all you f****** doubters! "I'm Eddy F****** Razek you M************!" No, no,no. Nevermind. I'm sorry for that outburst. You'll have to forgive an old fool and his artistic temperament. Let those fashionheads have their squabble. The artist, yes, the artist, knows there is richer earth to till! The birth is so close now. The labor pains can blur the judgment and drive the passions of even the finest spirits! ====================================== The Angel by Edward Razek I want to take the wings off, but I can't. I leap, and when I leap, I never get off the ground. It's my curse, my eternal curse! I want to take the wings off but I can't! It's my curse! It's my f****** curse! I want to take the wings off! Please! Take them off! Please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Siemgi Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 The Candice doll, buy one, get the other one for free! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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