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The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread

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LOL! No,  but I thought it was fitting to put it here too.

This thread has me laughing so hard!

  • 2 months later...

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My anaconda don't.

Okay you guys, I have a confession to make:

I'm feeling really sorry right now because I misjudged VS.

I blamed them for their lack of positive discrimination and representativity of their target market.

I thought all they had as Angels were pretty white girls with golden hair.

Turns out my eyesight may have been playing tricks on me for years and they were all black girls with blue weaves all along.

Okay you guys, I have a confession to make:

I'm feeling really sorry right now because I misjudged VS.

I blamed them for their lack of positive discrimination and representativity of their target market.

I thought all they had as Angels were pretty white girls with golden hair.

Turns out my eyesight may have been playing tricks on me for years and they were all black girls with blue weaves all along.

 

:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

  • 1 month later...

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✓Emo/AngstyTeenwithPMS stare

✓Pale as fuck

✓Sulky attitude Mysterious aura

✓Never smiles (fangs, nice try)

 

 

It's official folks : Stella Maxwell is a Vampire

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Newest Angel TM Romee Strijd, seen here holding Russell James' second favourite toy.

^ Or maybe Romee is one of Candice's disguises for a longer VS stay??? :ninja:
 
Think about it, every time she arches her back it's not for a shoot it's Romee trying to escape out... no mere mortal can pull off her arc :mellow:

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