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10 (JUST ABOUT) REASONS WHY IT'S OK TO RAG ON CANDICE

 

 

 

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It's pretty clear these days that you either hate Candice or are a moron, obviously. It's just the way it is... So why are we all suddenly down on the shy, farm-growing-upper, Brasil-loving "Angel", and why is it perfectly fine?

 

 

 

  • She's blonde (well, not really, but that's how we know her) and they ALL look the same
  • She's skinny and has no ass
  • She sticks her ass out all the time, even though she doesn't have one
  • All her VS pics look the same - unlike everyone else's that are so very different
  • She's not Adriana
  • She's a white South African, and who's going to be worried about hating on them?
  • She dressed up as a Geisha, VS didn't tell her too, she chose to do that and then laughed in the face of some Japs or something...
  • This one time she said 'finally' in a weird way
  • Ummm, she speaks slowly?
  • VS prefers her to your favourite model. And that's just WRONG
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HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN!

Heidi Klum steps out with no make-up

 

Heidi Klum, 121, best known for her work as a Victoria's Secret Angel from 1945 to 1969, who was notoriously forcibly remoived from the catwalk when trying to show off how her "artificial hip allow[ed her] to strut like a Goddess" during the 1970 Fashion Show, and since has shied away from limelight, to allow more flawless human beings such as Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr and Adriana Lima to take the spotlight and own the runway, which they much much better than those skank hos Candice Whatsherface and Karlie Whatever and deserved to do so much more, amirite?, made a rare public appearance today.

 

And, well...

 

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Lol, just lol.

 

Additional reporting by the Daily Mail.

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10 (JUST ABOUT) REASONS WHY IT'S OK TO RAG ON CANDICE

 

 

 

post-3761-0-1446084435-4541_thumb.png

 

 

 

It's pretty clear these days that you either hate Candice or are a moron, obviously. It's just the way it is... So why are we all suddenly down on the shy, farm-growing-upper, Brasil-loving "Angel", and why is it perfectly fine?

 

 

 

  • She's blonde (well, not really, but that's how we know her) and they ALL look the same
  • She's skinny and has no ass
  • She sticks her ass out all the time, even though she doesn't have one
  • All her VS pics look the same - unlike everyone else's that are so very different
  • She's not Adriana
  • She's a white South African, and who's going to be worried about hating on them?
  • She dressed up as a Geisha, VS didn't tell her too, she chose to do that and then laughed in the face of some Japs or something...
  • This one time she said 'finally' in a weird way
  • Ummm, she speaks slowly?
  • VS prefers her to your favourite model. And that's just WRONG

 

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10 (JUST ABOUT) REASONS WHY IT'S OK TO RAG ON CANDICE

 

 

 

post-42953-0-1446084439-26718_thumb.png

 

 

 

It's pretty clear these days that you either hate Candice or are a moron, obviously. It's just the way it is... So why are we all suddenly down on the shy, farm-growing-upper, Brasil-loving "Angel", and why is it perfectly fine?

 

 

 

  • She's blonde (well, not really, but that's how we know her) and they ALL look the same
  • She's skinny and has no ass
  • She sticks her ass out all the time, even though she doesn't have one
  • All her VS pics look the same - unlike everyone else's that are so very different
  • She's not Adriana
  • She's a white South African, and who's going to be worried about hating on them?
  • She dressed up as a Geisha, VS didn't tell her too, she chose to do that and then laughed in the face of some Japs or something...
  • This one time she said 'finally' in a weird way
  • Ummm, she speaks slowly?
  • VS prefers her to your favourite model. And that's just WRONG

 

THIS :thumbsup::rofl:

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