TheBaronOfFratton Posted February 13, 2011 Author Share Posted February 13, 2011 [Chanel Iman says:] Yo, Big 'O' - I know we tight on WoW, but I been busy girlfriend. They send me out to the mother f%$king boondocks which was all kinds of whack - and so I'm thinking I gots to be watching myself around these other bitches... Trying to take Miss Chanel's damn place. DAMN! I'll give you some money if you take Candy Cane outside and show her some 'tough love'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 Brilliance... Watch ridiculous kissy-faces and model wig-outs in a whole new way: (Y) (Y) (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Oh God [God Razek says:] What can I do for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clauds Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Brilliance... Watch ridiculous kissy-faces and model wig-outs in a whole new way: (Y) (Y) (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 This was sorely lacking hair twirl, amirite, Candeasy?But stunning nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzymisslizzy Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 really too much time!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 It looks like VS SIMS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Baron, I have a great news that heart thing is epidemic. Gisele too couldn´t have resisted source: http://giselefan.org/update/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted February 22, 2011 Author Share Posted February 22, 2011 ^ VSFS KYLIE NO-SHOW: IT WAS GOD'S FAULT (+ Husband) So, there we all were - blaming a failed attempt at reality TV, the US obsession for blondes with big bangers, and allowing people to vote on models even if they're in no way equipped to do so for Kylie's (hitherto) unexplained absence from the annual lingerie extravaganza - when actually it was the wholesome, simpering doll's wish to honour God ALL ALONG. It wasn't because she wasn't invited back. Who said that? That's a ridiculous notion. I cant believe you even mentioned it. Bastard. I decided not to model sexy lingerie anymore. I want to honor my husband and the Lord in everything that I do and I have been praying about lingerie modeling for a while now not knowing whether it was something that I felt 100% right about ...and at the end of the day certain things that are right for others may not feel right for me. I feel as though for me I am compromising my integrity to the person that I have become in Christ. I still love to model swimwear as well a other things. I don't in any way judge others for what they do, this is just a personal thing for me. I just want to honor God! I want to be a great role model to young women everywhere but I want to do being and displaying who I truly am. So here I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 [God Razek says:] Indeed, we discussed it quite a lot. But I wish the best for my Angels. I want them to be comfortable in anything they do, which is why I let them shoot with the totally non-perv Russell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 now THAT´s hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted March 1, 2011 Author Share Posted March 1, 2011 So, let me get this right - you don't want to model lingerie anymore as it would be "compromising my integrity to the person that I have become in Christ"? But it's perfectly fine to do this editorial of you in skimpy clothing (including a few items that look suspiciously like lingerie too, by the way), with a 'story' of you taking polaroids of yourself for an unspecified purpose - but let us not be naive - for FHM? A magazine, incidentally, which is essentially a jazz-mag for teenage boys who aren't tall enough or haven't got the balls (so to speak) to reach for a proper top-shelf porn publication... You made Baby Jesus cry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Hasta la vista, Baby Jesus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limerlight Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 This is a 2 part question 1st part for Adriana:Which of the other models that work with VS do you find to to be the most appetizing? (aka wanna chomp into?)2. Chanel: Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Candice, I've got a message for you!0:22 onwards :persuazn: :persuazn: :persuazn: :persuazn: :persuazn: :persuazn: :persuazn: :persuazn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liora Loyola Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 @ Miranda... why do so many women buy your crap? can't they what's happenin'? I can't take it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liora Loyola Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 @ Miranda... why do so many women buy your crap? can't they what's happenin'? [Miranda Kerr says:] Just go work in a bloody circus. Adapt - geez... And get off my case. Losers. ...says the woman who makes noises like this: STOP IT! STOP IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted March 3, 2011 Author Share Posted March 3, 2011 This is a 2 part question 1st part for Adriana:Which of the other models that work with VS do you find to to be the most appetizing? (aka wanna chomp into?) 2. Chanel: Why? [Adriana Lima says:] "Appetizing"? I do hope you're not referring to anything unsavoury? I know full well how some young gentlemen will imagine us in all manner of sapphic embraces, many of the kind only fit for smutty magazines and risqué websites that I've made sure are not accessible on any computers at chez Jarić! Unless, of course, you're implying a kind of cannibalism? In which case you'd be better directing your question to that glutton Doutzen... [Chanel Iman says:] "Why?" Whut? BE-mother f*$cking-CAUSE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limerlight Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 @ Chanel: Is it true you once not only threw a girl into a pool but then proceeded to skinny dip at a big social even just cause she (his sister) was talking to your man?@ Miranda: Girl how you been? You gonna steal the spotlight back when/if you're back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted March 5, 2011 Author Share Posted March 5, 2011 [Chanel Iman says:] You look at MY man then you'd best be able to mother f&%king swim. And be able to see your mother f$@king teeth on the damn floor so's you can pick them bitches up... [Miranda Kerr says:] Geez fella, you walk one bloody show and people are bothering you again? Sure I flew into Paris to set me up with some wonga, been running low on smokes and booze since I got knocked up, and Orlando's been sitting on his arse waiting for flaming Peter Jackson to call again... Got to kit my sprog out in some choice gear too - get his ears pierced and suit him up in some Baby Dior. I'm snapping up their black leather range before it all gets discontinued! Can't have Pylon looking better than my boy! Traffic's a bitch here though, so I made sure I got me a helicopter to take me around the corner. Anyone know how to smuggle ivory back into Oz? I see some pretty sweet coke spoons down this market and momma wants them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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