Jennka Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 hey guys... I DID NOT FORGET! Still awaiting that GREAT news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Good thing comes to those who wait, Jennka. Editing a bikini commercial and selecting the time and the place to launch a collection is a long, excruciating process. We have shared what we could for now but we wouldn't want to endanger the source of such great information, now would we?But fear not, it'll be worth the wait, as always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Ok, I take your words and wait. Wait. And wait.excited!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 I still have NOT forgotten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchkiki Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 this was just false publicity... This lie makes me as mad as Rosie huntington-whiteley acting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I still have NOT forgotten About what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted June 30, 2011 Author Share Posted June 30, 2011 Why, you people talk like we have to reveal and back-up our vastly overblown proclamations and "facts" about forthcoming events and launches - those that just end up being some old pap about a slightly different bra, or some huge 'star turn' that merely ends up on the cutting-room floor, or a "truth" that only exists in a member's head but proves so undeniably 100% correct to them that they have to force us all to accept it by throwing statistics and quotes from special super-secret sources until a couple of other like-minded members do agree with them so that it becomes this "truth" (until it doesn't actually come to pass at all - because it wasn't a "truth")... I mean that wouldn't happen on an "Official" thread, would it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 glad to see ya back boys! Rollin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Why, you people talk like we have to reveal and back-up our vastly overblown proclamations and "facts" about forthcoming events and launches - those that just end up being some old pap about a slightly different bra, or some huge 'star turn' that merely ends up on the cutting-room floor, or a "truth" that only exists in a member's head but proves so undeniably 100% correct to them that they have to force us all to accept it by throwing statistics and quotes from special super-secret sources until a couple of other like-minded members do agree with them so that it becomes this "truth" (until it doesn't actually come to pass at all - because it wasn't a "truth")...I mean that wouldn't happen on an "Official" thread, would it? Because THIS is a slightly different (yer much more truthfull) thread, isn´t it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arielle Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Oh, that... What can I say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 So, about one week before the big event, End Cancer (or is it Candice? Both of them do spread too much...), I think it is time for a very important course: which VS Supermodel (or Bombshell, or Angel, or how about you stop changing it up very damn second?) is which? Once upon a time it was easy, you had Ginger, Scary, Sporty, Baby and Posh, but then they went to a nice little retirement house, and so did Body, Barbie... And now we're stuck with Loner, Pinky, Slutty, Skippy, Piggy, Psycho, Stoney, Carly, Rocky, Very-enerdjaytic and Adriana. And it's tough. Loner and Rocky look too much alike (and like the much regretted O'Bride), nobody knows who is Psycho and who is Stoney, no one remembers the last time they saw Pinky or Carly or that one that's pregnant at the moment. And there's way. Too. Much. Slutty. So here's a little run down: Adriana: the biggest, brightest star you've ever seen in your life. Longest running Angel at the moment and with an uncanny ability to rewrite history. Loner: Oldest Angel, looks like a better Rocky. Does not seem to enjoy being with other Angels very much (especially not with big balls of energy) and never gets the glittery bra. Skippy: Australian, weirdly into yoga, organic stuff and elves. Has been looking like she's 4 for the past 24 years, but now with more bewbage. Piggy: Never let food in her sight, unless you're Slutty and fashion week is around the corner and it's time to get to business. Can't say certain words, but definitely more understandable that some other chick. Has gigantic bewbies. Pinky: Don't bother, she's only an Angel one day per year anyway. Carly: See above. Loves playing with big robots, though. Slutty: Thee Bombshell, whether you like it or (most likely) not. She's the one twirling her hair, pouting her mouth, checking out her own ass, and hating on Bieber. Does not eat when traveling, but box, so she's healthy.Very-Enerdjaytic: Token black one, but not too dark. Tells it like it is and very fun to chat with (after you've taken an aspirin). Surfer: Strangely confused swith the big-blue-eyed, freckle-less, bleach-blonde Psycho. Pretends to be a beach girl but we all know she's from Chi-town. Rocky: Not quite as sexy as the other ones and has a weird smiles but caters very well to the rockers' market. Supposedly has fab hair. Psycho: May or may not be an Angel depending on the other ones' schedule. Strangelt confused with the tiny-green-eyed, freckle-full, beach-blonde Surfer. Do NOT mention Brigitte Bardot when next to her. Ever. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted July 5, 2011 Author Share Posted July 5, 2011 ^I think that about covers it doesn't it?! (Y) Personally I think they need the return of Kaiser Klum, to keep them all in check as the bordello Madame... I mean, you knew where you stood back then (below Heidi) and with Tyra, then Gisele, as her trusty second-in-command (and imagine how steely you'd have to be to boss either of those two around? ) shit got done. Now the girls are careering about, bumping into things, being incoherent, disappearing and then re-appearing on whims, being given different nomenclatures and not repsonding to any... They need corralling. Heidi might have been a megalomaniac, camera-hogging, insufferably unfunny "leader" - but I guess it was a benign dictatorship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 for some people (and some angels) democracy never works... by the way, it was hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Fear no more, Baron, I have a feeling our prayers will be anwsered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 B i would think i'd be more like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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