Question for Miranda - I hope your little guy has inherited those irresistible dimples?

[Miranda Kerr says:]

Who cares? It's just a bloody baby. Don't they all look like Winston Churchill anyway? Until that thing gets up off it's arse and gets me some dough it can look like a flamin' possum... I'm not a charity, and it should earn it's keep. I'm kitting that thing out in some choice gear, and all it does is cry and shit.

[Winston Churchill says:]

[Timmy Says: ]

Timmay!

[Tyra Says:]

Tyra!

But what I came to say, was, any recent developments to this ? ...

:morning:

That was actually really cute.

But what I came to say, was, any recent developments to this ? ...

No Lindsay Miss Funshine either...

But nice walk, Julia, nice walk.

Miss Funshine!

Dri making hearts And what the hell, Ale looks SO accurate It´s almost scary!!

so of them look realistic! they gave KK a belly button tho

Erin: Do you prefer pizza and beer? Or Wings and Beer? Or hard liquor and cheese?

Lily: Ballet or Roller skating?

VS FALLS BACK ON PILGRIMAGE TACTICS TO WIN BACK CROWDS

After incredibly lacklustre crowds for recent VS meet/greet/don't touch yourself promotions by Lily Aldridge:

And now by Lindsay Ellingson:

(Hey, don't blame me - this was a photo, taken by a photographer... )

The crack team of VS marketing wonks had to hastily assemble at Razek Towers to concoct a quick-fix dastardly plan... After a heated session of necromancy and animal sacrifice they came up with sure-fire crowd-pulling winner: ADRIANA! (Naturally)

Unfortunately, the divine one was otherwise engaged (saving rain-forests, curing diseases, taking english classes, fighting evil ninja dinosaur robots from the future) but - noting her divine presence - said marketing wonks fished through her trash, like all good fetishists do, and garnered some toe-nail clippings perfect for an ad hoc shrine.

And lo and behold, a shrine was set up at a mall: Come see the Lima relics and have your photo taken with a (dead piece of a) real life "Angel"!

AND THEY DID COME:

Problem solved. If it aint broke don't fix it VS - we know what we want don't we? Not variety, that's for sure!

VS FALLS BACK ON PILGRIMAGE TACTICS TO WIN BACK CROWDS

After incredibly lacklustre crowds for recent VS meet/greet/don't touch yourself promotions by Lily Aldridge:

And now by Lindsay Ellingson:

(Hey, don't blame me - this was a photo, taken by a photographer... )

The crack team of VS marketing wonks had to hastily assemble at Razek Towers to concoct a quick-fix dastardly plan... After a heated session of necromancy and animal sacrifice they came up with sure-fire crowd-pulling winner: ADRIANA! (Naturally)

Unfortunately, the divine one was otherwise engaged (saving rain-forests, curing diseases, taking english classes, fighting evil ninja dinosaur robots from the future) but - noting her divine presence - said marketing wonks fished through her trash, like all good fetishists do, and garnered some toe-nail clippings perfect for an ad hoc shrine.

And lo and behold, a shrine was set up at a mall: Come see the Lima relics and have your photo taken with a (dead piece of a) real life "Angel"!

AND THEY DID COME:

Problem solved. If it aint broke don't fix it VS - we know what we want don't we? Not variety, that's for sure!

Isn´t there a bunch of zombies on the pic? I can clearly see them!!

The most interesting I remember from this outstanding piece of journalism: Lindsay's event was the hottest.

*STOP PRESS* CANDICE SWANEPOEL IS LATEST VICTIM OF THE FEARSOME BOXY BRASILIAN VAMPIRE DRAG-ACT SUCCUBI

WHEN WILL THIS NEEDLESS SACRIFICE END? *STOP PRESS*

(They done drained the body right outta her...)

Baron, you should consider writing a longer article about how thin Candice is and how much weight she has lost because it seems to be worrying almost every Bellazon member

Baron, you should consider writing a longer article about how thin Candice is and how much weight she has lost because it seems to be worrying almost every Bellazon member

^Let all that pointless conjecture take place on lesser threads. The Candice fans, the Candice haters - they shall consume themselves like a VS Ouroboros. We only deal with COLD HARD FACTS here...

My

not very well disguised

April Fool's

tribute to Selita Ebanks:

OH SELITA...

Oh, Selita Ebanks

You fill up our tanks

And wads in our banks

For multiple wanks

For that - we give thanks

Oh, Super Selita

Our peckers won't peter

Out, 'cos you're sweeter

At 'sexy' than Dita

You spank-bank repeater

My "Angel" - Selita

How moving

Baron, you should consider writing a longer article about how thin Candice is and how much weight she has lost because it seems to be worrying almost every Bellazon member

^Let all that pointless conjecture take place on lesser threads. The Candice fans, the Candice haters - they shall consume themselves like a VS Ouroboros. We only deal with COLD HARD FACTS here...