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A CHRISTMAS MESSAGE FROM

THE BARON OF FRATTON

 

 

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’Twas three weeks before Christmas
And all through the city
People turned on their TVs
For to see ass and titty

 

Except that they didn’t 
As on the same eve
Was the end of Scream Queens
And Chicago PD

 

But some factions won’t have it
And insist every year
That we tune in for one reason 
And that reason is clear

 

“All hail the Queen!”
Shout the Limanati
And insist that it’s Adri
We all want to see

 

Oh yes she’s the Queen
Basic bitches beware
Social media proves it
And you HAVE to care

 

But nepotism abounds
And, lo, celeb kids appear
So the focus then shifts
And such Queens aren’t as clear

 

There goes Kendull
And look, there’s her pimp ma
There goes Kendull again
And look, there’s her pimp ma

 

For if you’re unaware 
VS hits you, of course
With the old cut-away
As they flog that dead horse

 

The models make faces
Heart shapes, God pleas
Which are stupid of course
(Unless made by Adri)

 

And then models hang out
And show kiddie pics
Which is pretty damn weird
On some lingerie flick

 

Another layer is revealed
Of the Candice story
Now we learn of male cousins too
On that thrilling Mooi

 

So that’s the farm, the ballet
And her shyness to spot
Oh, and she speaks Portuguese
In case you forgot

 

Behati only gets gigs 
‘Cos she married that cunt
I can’t think of a rhyme
For ‘’Cos she married that cunt’

 

We don’t love Taylor Swift
And we don’t miss her so
Can we please not still see her
Ok, here you go…

 

Some poor thing gets lost
But they then let her sing
‘Care in the Community’
For some screeching Goulding

 

New It-Thing Gigi 
Got her own little feature
“It should have been me!” 
Screams a Never-Was Selita

 

Taylor Hill makes me feel
Like some dirty old man
Which is OK as I’ve realised
That is now what I am

 

Izabel, Izabel
Oh how you flex
On your gym-bunny steroids
With you oiled-up pecs

 

Ed drones on again
And that Monica yadda
Is it possible each show
That this waffle gets badder?

 

But my fine Bellazonians
How we will bitch
And insist that ’05
Was that perfect of pitch

 

And this year is now over
A lacklustre affair
But we enjoyed our OWN favourites
Oh, and Ale was there…

 

 

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The only newbies that stood out to me were:

  • Leomie
  • Rachel
  • Gigi
  • Kendall
  • Flavia
  • Leila

I fee like for these regulars (while I do love them) their time is up

  • Joan
  • Lily D
  • Constance
  • Izabel
  • Sui He 

With them gone, all the angels would be able to have 3 outfits like the good old days.  

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1 hour ago, sammyangel said:

The only newbies that stood out to me were:

  • Leomie
  • Rachel
  • Gigi
  • Kendall
  • Flavia
  • Leila

I fee like for these regulars (while I do love them) their time is up

  • Joan
  • Lily D
  • Constance
  • Izabel
  • Sui He 

With them gone, all the angels would be able to have 3 outfits like the good old days.  

Having a feeling Izabel will still be there next year, but Lily D will be gone. Lily D's already 29 next year, Sophia will probably keep all of them till 30 but Lily will go because she's so bland. Joan will definitely be there, she gets the best wings and outfits, there's no doubt about that. And Constance still has a long way to go, she's the youngest of regulars. If Sui is gone, Ming will replace her as the sole Asian, could definitely see that happening.

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11 hours ago, Prettyphile said:

OMG! ... Santa? BARON! omfg :heart:

Okay not even lying I'm teary eyed atm. 

I can't even deal with the amazingness of that poem. I am in awe of you Baron. We have missed you so. Please done leave us again.

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19 hours ago, TheBaronOfFratton said:

pssst_zps1f728b2c-1.gif Hello, Pretty...

 

 

 

 

 

 

A CHRISTMAS MESSAGE FROM

THE BARON OF FRATTON

 

 

c4cd2f986919_zpshfphhkma.gif

 

 

8528c5de33ng-203.jpg_zpsweexfhhw.jpg

 

 

 

 

’Twas three weeks before Christmas
And all through the city
People turned on their TVs
For to see ass and titty

 

Except that they didn’t 
As on the same eve
Was the end of Scream Queens
And Chicago PD

 

But some factions won’t have it
And insist every year
That we tune in for one reason 
And that reason is clear

 

“All hail the Queen!”
Shout the Limanati
And insist that it’s Adri
We all want to see

 

Oh yes she’s the Queen
Basic bitches beware
Social media proves it
And you HAVE to care

 

But nepotism abounds
And, lo, celeb kids appear
So the focus then shifts
And such Queens aren’t as clear

 

There goes Kendull
And look, there’s her pimp ma
There goes Kendull again
And look, there’s her pimp ma

 

For if you’re unaware 
VS hits you, of course
With the old cut-away
As they flog that dead horse

 

The models make faces
Heart shapes, God pleas
Which are stupid of course
(Unless made by Adri)

 

And then models hang out
And show kiddie pics
Which is pretty damn weird
On some lingerie flick

 

Another layer is revealed
Of the Candice story
Now we learn of male cousins too
On that thrilling Mooi

 

So that’s the farm, the ballet
And her shyness to spot
Oh, and she speaks Portuguese
In case you forgot

 

Behati only gets gigs 
‘Cos she married that cunt
I can’t think of a rhyme
For ‘’Cos she married that cunt’

 

We don’t love Taylor Swift
And we don’t miss her so
Can we please not still see her
Ok, here you go…

 

Some poor thing gets lost
But they then let her sing
‘Care in the Community’
For some screeching Goulding

 

New It-Thing Gigi 
Got her own little feature
“It should have been me!” 
Screams a Never-Was Selita

 

Taylor Hill makes me feel
Like some dirty old man
Which is OK as I’ve realised
That is now what I am

 

Izabel, Izabel
Oh how you flex
On your gym-bunny steroids
With you oiled-up pecs

 

Ed drones on again
And that Monica yadda
Is it possible each show
That this waffle gets badder?

 

But my fine Bellazonians
How we will bitch
And insist that ’05
Was that perfect of pitch

 

And this year is now over
A lacklustre affair
But we enjoyed our OWN favourites
Oh, and Ale was there…

 

 

c4cd2f986919_zpshfphhkma.gif

 

You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!

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