December 14, 20159 yr 18 minutes ago, CandleVixen said: ^ Loved the comments under the article. like this one and it's replies.
December 14, 20159 yr Hello, Pretty... A CHRISTMAS MESSAGE FROM THE BARON OF FRATTON ’Twas three weeks before Christmas And all through the city People turned on their TVs For to see ass and titty Except that they didn’t As on the same eve Was the end of Scream Queens And Chicago PD But some factions won’t have it And insist every year That we tune in for one reason And that reason is clear “All hail the Queen!” Shout the Limanati And insist that it’s Adri We all want to see Oh yes she’s the Queen Basic bitches beware Social media proves it And you HAVE to care But nepotism abounds And, lo, celeb kids appear So the focus then shifts And such Queens aren’t as clear There goes Kendull And look, there’s her pimp ma There goes Kendull again And look, there’s her pimp ma For if you’re unaware VS hits you, of course With the old cut-away As they flog that dead horse The models make faces Heart shapes, God pleas Which are stupid of course (Unless made by Adri) And then models hang out And show kiddie pics Which is pretty damn weird On some lingerie flick Another layer is revealed Of the Candice story Now we learn of male cousins too On that thrilling Mooi So that’s the farm, the ballet And her shyness to spot Oh, and she speaks Portuguese In case you forgot Behati only gets gigs ‘Cos she married that cunt I can’t think of a rhyme For ‘’Cos she married that cunt’ We don’t love Taylor Swift And we don’t miss her so Can we please not still see her Ok, here you go… Some poor thing gets lost But they then let her sing ‘Care in the Community’ For some screeching Goulding New It-Thing Gigi Got her own little feature “It should have been me!” Screams a Never-Was Selita Taylor Hill makes me feel Like some dirty old man Which is OK as I’ve realised That is now what I am Izabel, Izabel Oh how you flex On your gym-bunny steroids With you oiled-up pecs Ed drones on again And that Monica yadda Is it possible each show That this waffle gets badder? But my fine Bellazonians How we will bitch And insist that ’05 Was that perfect of pitch And this year is now over A lacklustre affair But we enjoyed our OWN favourites Oh, and Ale was there…
December 14, 20159 yr @TheBaronOfFrattonIt really is a Christmas miracle. Seriously though; welcome home Muffin? (if you leave I will hunt you down, and murder you dead... promises ). You've been missed a great deal around here.
December 14, 20159 yr 6 hours ago, Syria said: I love it already Just change every comment in this thread to that. Maybe the title as well
December 14, 20159 yr 3 hours ago, Prettyphile said: OMG! ... Santa? BARON! omfg Okay not even lying I'm teary eyed atm. What did you sacrifice to get that post from him?
December 15, 20159 yr The only newbies that stood out to me were: Leomie Rachel Gigi Kendall Flavia Leila I fee like for these regulars (while I do love them) their time is up Joan Lily D Constance Izabel Sui He With them gone, all the angels would be able to have 3 outfits like the good old days.
December 15, 20159 yr 1 hour ago, sammyangel said: The only newbies that stood out to me were: Leomie Rachel Gigi Kendall Flavia Leila I fee like for these regulars (while I do love them) their time is up Joan Lily D Constance Izabel Sui He With them gone, all the angels would be able to have 3 outfits like the good old days. Having a feeling Izabel will still be there next year, but Lily D will be gone. Lily D's already 29 next year, Sophia will probably keep all of them till 30 but Lily will go because she's so bland. Joan will definitely be there, she gets the best wings and outfits, there's no doubt about that. And Constance still has a long way to go, she's the youngest of regulars. If Sui is gone, Ming will replace her as the sole Asian, could definitely see that happening.
December 15, 20159 yr 9 hours ago, TheBaronOfFratton said: Hello, Pretty... A CHRISTMAS MESSAGE FROM THE BARON OF FRATTON Welcome Back sir Baron. As others greater than I have said, you were missed! Well done Christmas post too!
December 15, 20159 yr 11 hours ago, Prettyphile said: OMG! ... Santa? BARON! omfg Okay not even lying I'm teary eyed atm. I can't even deal with the amazingness of that poem. I am in awe of you Baron. We have missed you so. Please done leave us again.
December 15, 20159 yr 19 hours ago, TheBaronOfFratton said: Hello, Pretty... A CHRISTMAS MESSAGE FROM THE BARON OF FRATTON ’Twas three weeks before Christmas And all through the city People turned on their TVs For to see ass and titty Except that they didn’t As on the same eve Was the end of Scream Queens And Chicago PD But some factions won’t have it And insist every year That we tune in for one reason And that reason is clear “All hail the Queen!” Shout the Limanati And insist that it’s Adri We all want to see Oh yes she’s the Queen Basic bitches beware Social media proves it And you HAVE to care But nepotism abounds And, lo, celeb kids appear So the focus then shifts And such Queens aren’t as clear There goes Kendull And look, there’s her pimp ma There goes Kendull again And look, there’s her pimp ma For if you’re unaware VS hits you, of course With the old cut-away As they flog that dead horse The models make faces Heart shapes, God pleas Which are stupid of course (Unless made by Adri) And then models hang out And show kiddie pics Which is pretty damn weird On some lingerie flick Another layer is revealed Of the Candice story Now we learn of male cousins too On that thrilling Mooi So that’s the farm, the ballet And her shyness to spot Oh, and she speaks Portuguese In case you forgot Behati only gets gigs ‘Cos she married that cunt I can’t think of a rhyme For ‘’Cos she married that cunt’ We don’t love Taylor Swift And we don’t miss her so Can we please not still see her Ok, here you go… Some poor thing gets lost But they then let her sing ‘Care in the Community’ For some screeching Goulding New It-Thing Gigi Got her own little feature “It should have been me!” Screams a Never-Was Selita Taylor Hill makes me feel Like some dirty old man Which is OK as I’ve realised That is now what I am Izabel, Izabel Oh how you flex On your gym-bunny steroids With you oiled-up pecs Ed drones on again And that Monica yadda Is it possible each show That this waffle gets badder? But my fine Bellazonians How we will bitch And insist that ’05 Was that perfect of pitch And this year is now over A lacklustre affair But we enjoyed our OWN favourites Oh, and Ale was there… You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!
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