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^It's very good Baron, I've just been very busy lately and I couldn't quite put words on the emotion it made me feel.

As a penance, I hereby give you...

Siemgi's Big VS Tell All

Hi y'all! Here's your (second) favourite writer (third? Come OOOOn!) on this fantastic thread! And now, I'll be updating you with exclusive information about Victoria's Secret I got from calling Monica Mitro's office. Or something like that!

Wondering if Rosie will ever come back from fighting robots? If Behati is still the main PINK girl or if it's Marloes Magdalena Chanel Magdalena Chanel? If Lindsay is the Incredible one and Erin the Gorgeous one or if it's the other way around? How Candice manages to stay in such great shape despite a very busy schedule? If you'll ever understand more than a fourth of the words out of La Lima's mouth? Or if it's better to just look at her tatas? When Doutzen will be back from beaching, partying, having ginormous breast-feeding tatas? Who's an Angel and who's not? If Supermodel and Angel are the same thing?

Well, I don't have those answers... yet... But I'm pretty confident I will. I mean, the nice lady who deals with emails did thank me for my interest (her name was Noreply, so unusual... :blush: ).

However, I can already tell you who will be the musical guest at this year's fashion show!

She's the biggest pop song sensation right now. The whole ending segment will be all about her and fashion. And boobs. Lots of boobs. Like Kylie's boobs. From what I hear it's gonna be very dark and gothic yet very glamorous.

Want one more hint?

Yep's that's right. The last segment is gonna be called "Black Friday!"

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Hi y'all! Here's your (second) favourite writer (third? Come OOOOn!) on this fantastic thread! And now, I'll be updating you with exclusive information about Victoria's Secret I got from calling Monica Mitro's office. Or something like that!
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Candice Swanepoel, Victoria's Secret model, fires back at weight critics: 'I am healthy and happy'

(Candice Swanepoel insists 'everything is normal and good' when it comes to her health.)

Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel appears shockingly thin

To Candice Swanepoel, all the speculation about her increasingly tiny body is much ado about nothing.

Following a promotional appearance Wednesday for Victoria's Secret's new swimwear line, Swanepoel's shrinking waist sparked more interest than the fashion-forward designs.

(Bikini, yesterday.)

But the 22-year-old South African doesn't see anything wrong with her seemingly bony arms and skinny legs.

"I am healthy and happy," Swanepoel told the Daily News through her rep. "I'm heartened to know how much everyone cares about me, but in this case everything is normal and good."

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(Healthy AND happy.)

Still, the Victoria's Secret swimsuit catalog released in January featured the model on its cover with a fuller – yet still slender – figure.

Swanepoel has attributed changes to her already slim frame to her work and exercise schedules.

"Stress and a lot of traveling kind of deals with that for me," she said when Hollyscoop.com asked about her diet.

"I work out a lot. I box. I'm obsessed with it," Swanepoel admitted. "It helps a lot with traveling, you know, to be strong and carry on with everything."

(Boxing. Duh!)

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How moving :cry:
^Damn right it is - and I thank you for noticing...

Frankly, I think this tribute is on par to when Elton John sang at Lady Di's funeral and, in a just world, should be treated with the same reverence. I'm disgusted it's been otherwise ignored so far. :mad:

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Siemgi and Baron, you are both my number one :rofl:

:blush:

I am so relieved to read this interview of Candice, TBH. I mean, I was starting to worry a whole bunch when I saw her in at that Swim event but if she says she's healthy, it must be true. I mean it can't be just a PR statement, right?

So let's all bearth a sigh of relief, move on and be as happy as she is.

Candice Swanepoel, Victoria's Secret model, fires back at weight critics: 'I am healthy and happy'

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(Candice Swanepoel insists 'everything is normal and good' when it comes to her health.)

Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel appears shockingly thin

To Candice Swanepoel, all the speculation about her increasingly tiny body is much ado about nothing.

Following a promotional appearance Wednesday for Victoria's Secret's new swimwear line, Swanepoel's shrinking waist sparked more interest than the fashion-forward designs.

post-44557-0-1446084754-78387_thumb.jpg

(Bikini, yesterday.)

But the 22-year-old South African doesn't see anything wrong with her seemingly bony arms and skinny legs.

"I am healthy and happy," Swanepoel told the Daily News through her rep. "I'm heartened to know how much everyone cares about me, but in this case everything is normal and good."

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(Healthy AND happy.)

Still, the Victoria's Secret swimsuit catalog released in January featured the model on its cover with a fuller – yet still slender – figure.

Swanepoel has attributed changes to her already slim frame to her work and exercise schedules.

"Stress and a lot of traveling kind of deals with that for me," she said when Hollyscoop.com asked about her diet.

"I work out a lot. I box. I'm obsessed with it," Swanepoel admitted. "It helps a lot with traveling, you know, to be strong and carry on with everything."

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(Boxing. Duh!)

:blush:

I am so relieved to read this interview of Candice, TBH. I mean, I was starting to worry a whole bunch when I saw her in at that Swim event but if she says she's healthy, it must be true. I mean it can't be just a PR statement, right?

So let's all bearth a sigh of relief, move on and be as happy as she is.

Red Heather (Barron) People will look at the ashes of Bellazon and say, "Now there's a forum that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the forum was society." Now that's deep.

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Siemgi's Big VS Tell All Part 2

Hi y'all!

So, since last time I made a whole lotta progress on my quest for answers, no thanks to Ms Noreply, who keeps answering my e-mails with the same type of stuff, I mean I get that you like that I'm interested in boobs your brand, but there's no need to tell me 25 times...

Moving on, to the real stuff. As y'all know, we can finally sleep again, VS wished Rosie a happy birthday, which as we all know is their very personal of saying: "While you're off fighting robots and shacking up with Shia LaBeouf, remember we still own your ass!". As you all obviously remember, they totally skipped Lindsay's back when she was a supermodel-which-is-kind-of-like-an-Angel-but-not-quite instead of the Angel-that-no-one-works-with-except-Michael-Bay.

Which takes me to my next point: trouble is brewing in Paradise (get it? Paradise is full of Angels, and VS sort-of-exclusive-spokesmodels are called Angels). It all started like your normal day in the VS family: up at 6am, having to film some stupid-ass videos for the fans and to dance to that Akon song "Angel" (get it? VS sort-of-exclusive-spokesmodels are called Angels, like the song, except with an S, cause there are like 20 these days). And then, ooh, snap ! Dramazzzzzz!

Bitches, you stoopid! Don't you know that Adriana si the Head-Angel? The Mother-of-Angels? The New-and-brunette-and-Brazilian Stephanie Daniela Tyra Heidi? And Alessandra can't even get more than a half second in a commercial! Bow down to the (right) queen, bitches!

Oh and Lindsay, thanks for the input, maybe next time you'll learn to coordinate your outfit with the other girls so they let you play with them...

"I am the angel of wisdom." -- Adriana Lima.

Everyone here on BZ knows me and my feelings towards Lima.

So I'm just gonna keep quiet and marinate in the joke that was statement. Such a gift... :rofl:

Mind if we also put you in the barbecue for about 30 minutes at oh about 350? :p

"I am the angel of wisdom." -- Adriana Lima.

Everyone here on BZ knows me and my feelings towards Lima.

So I'm just gonna keep quiet and marinate in the joke that was statement. Such a gift... :rofl:

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"I am the angel of wisdom." -- Adriana Lima.

Everyone here on BZ knows me and my feelings towards Lima.

So I'm just gonna keep quiet and marinate in the joke that was statement. Such a gift... :rofl:

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"I am the angel of wisdom." -- Adriana Lima.

Everyone here on BZ knows me and my feelings towards Lima.

So I'm just gonna keep quiet and marinate in the joke that was statement. Such a gift... :rofl:

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