I.Love.Gemma.Ward Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Die Hard 3John "Your a Racist, you don't like me because I'm white"Zeus "I don't like you because your gonna get me killed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick style Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 LEAN ON ME Joe Clark: Discipline is not the enemy of enthusiasm. -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: There's only one boss around here, and that's me. The HNIC.[Exits]Mr. O'Malley: "HNIC"?Ms. Levias: Head nigger in charge. -------------------------------------------------Dr. Frank Napier: If you're so hot on discipline then, goddammit, start by accepting mine. Because contrary to popular opinion, I'm the head nigger in charge! -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: The Lord said, do whatever you have to do. And he didn't say "Joe, be polite." -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: [to Thomas Sams] If you want to kill yourself, don't fuck around with it, go on and do it expeditiously. -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: Go on. Jump!Thomas Sams: [Crying] No, sir. I don't wanna jump.Joe Clark: Yes, you do! You smoke crack, dont ya? You smoke crack dont ya? Look at me, BOY! Don't you smoke crack?Thomas Sams: Yes, sir.Joe Clark: You know what that does to you? Huh?Thomas Sams: No, sir.Joe Clark: It kills your brain cells, son. It kills your brain cells! And when your killing brain cells your doing the same thing, only it slower! Now, I say if your gonna kill yourself, don't fuck around with it. Do it expectiously! Now go on and JUMP!Thomas Sams: [sobbing] No! No! I don't wanna do it! -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: [looks at the boys restroom, suspects Sams is hiding something] What do you got in here, Sams?Thomas Sams: You don't want to go in there Mr.Clark it stinks![Clark grabs Sams and they go into the boys restroom] -------------------------------------------------[With a baseball bat in his hand]Joe Clark: They used to call me Crazy Joe. Well now they can call me Batman! -------------------------------------------------Thomas Sams: Girl! I look at you and I want that oochie coochie! -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: I don't have to do nothin' but stay black and die! -------------------------------------------------[after refusing admittance to the Fire Chief]Joe Clark: You know what he's saying right now? "Black bastard can't throw me out!" You know where he's saying it? Out in the parking lot. -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: Get off welfare! -------------------------------------------------Thomas Sams: We don't want a good principal! We want Mr. Clark! -------------------------------------------------[Addressing students]Joe Clark: They said this school was dead. Like the cemetery it's built on. But we call our Eastside teams 'Ghosts,' don't we? And what are ghosts? Ghosts are spirits that rise from the dead. I want you to be my ghosts. -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: The problem with teenagers today is you don't know nothing. The problem with being a teenager is you think you know better than those who have been down that road you're traveling. -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: Forget about the way it used to be. This is not a damn democracy! We are in a state of emergency and my word is law! -------------------------------------------------[addressing the students during an assembly]Joe Clark: I want all of you to take a good look at these people on the risers behind me. These people have been here up to five years and done absolutely nothing. These people are drug dealers and drug users. They have taken up space. They have disrupted this school. They have harassed your teachers. And they have intimidated you. Well, times are about to change. You will not be bothered in Joe Clark's school. These people are incorrigible. And since none of them could graduate anyway,[turns to the troublemakers on stage]Joe Clark: you are all expurgated. You are dismissed! You are out of here, forever. I wish you well! -------------------------------------------------Dr. Frank Napier: Don, the man has a legitimate problem. How's he supposed to keep drug dealers out of his school if their buddies can just push open the exit doors and let 'em walk on in?Mr. Rosenberg: He's got a point, sir.Mayor Don Bottman: Rosenberg, this doesn't concern you. -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: [addressing teachers] You think you can run this school? If you could, then I wouldn't be here, would I? No one talks at my meetings. NO ONE! You take out your pencils and write. I want the names... of every hoodlum, drug dealer, and miscreant who's done nothing but take this place apart on my desk by noon today. -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: [at teachers meeting] You know why you're being demoted, Mr. Darnell? Because I'm sick and tired of our football team getting pushed all over the field. Thank you, sit down. I want PRECISION. I want a weight program. And if you don't like it, Mr. Darnell, you can quit. Same goes for the rest of you. You've tried it your way for years. And your students can't even get past the minimum basic skills test. That means they can HARDLY READ! -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: [after asking teachers to put up their hands] Because you are failing to educate them, this is the posture that many of our students will wind up in. Only they'll be staring down the barrel of a gun! -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: [at school assembly before the skills test] And I've got a message out there for those people who have abandoned you and written you off. You are NOT inferior. Your grades may be. Your school may have been. But you can turn all that around and make liars out of those bastards in exactly one hour, when you take that test, pass it, and win! -------------------------------------------------Mayor Don Bottman: What do you want?Leonna Barrett: Clark!Mayor Don Bottman: Just like that, huh? Head on a platter.Leonna Barrett: You think I got an attitude. Well, let me tell you what I think. I know why you like Clark. He's a guard dog. Does your dirty work. Keeps the black folk in line - that's fine. But you've got to get re-elected. I've got enough folks lined up with me to give you a DAMN hard time, and I will get more. I will organize. I will beat the streets.Mayor Don Bottman: Unless I do what?Leonna Barrett: Appoint me to the school board so we can vote Clark out. Otherwise, we'll just have to vote you out.Mayor Don Bottman: Vote me out? You know, it's always good to see citizens avail themselves of the democratic process.Leonna Barrett: My job's gonna be easy. You're not too popular these days, are ya? -------------------------------------------------Dr. Frank Napier: I'm the head nigger in charge![walks to the door]Dr. Frank Napier: Lets go get some foodJoe Clark: You think your really bad, don't you? -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: Mr. Major, on behalf of myself and on behalf the students of Eastside High, you can tell the State to go to hell! -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: Don't talk to me about saving those kids. The mayor wants to save his budget. And you wanna save your ass!Dr. Frank Napier: Well, so what? You want the truth?Joe Clark: Yeah, Frank. Let's have some truth.Dr. Frank Napier: The truth is that for all your talking, all your 'Crazy Joe' routine, what have you ever done? Nothing. You're nothing but an insignificant man. It's like you were never born. Your life hasn't made one bit of difference, and neither has mine. Wanna take that to the grave? -------------------------------------------------Dr. Frank Napier: [to Joe] It's like you're a Big Bird with radar. And I'm tired of getting hit!-------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: [to the Eastside students who have gathered outside City Hall to demonstrate on his behalf] Wow... Somebody tell me why I can't get this kind of turnout for study hall! -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: [removing Sams' baseball cap] Hey, son... Put something in your head, not on it! -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: [to Kid Ray, who is leaving school to work for a crime syndicate] ... You'll be dead in a year, son. Hear what I'm saying? You'll be dead in a year! -------------------------------------------------Dr. Frank Napier: [speaking to Clark] Brother, I will go through the... fire with you! But you are not taking over. This shit you're pulling now, you've just gone plain loco-------------------------------------------------Mr. Darnell: Mr. Clark, just what was that all about?Joe Clark: I said, "No one move, during the singing of the school song", If you can't understand that, find yourself another place to work.Mr. Darnell: I was picking up, a piece of paper.Joe Clark: You're the one who contradicting me, in front of my students.Mr. Darnell: They're my students, too.Mr. Darnell: THEY ARE MY STUDENTS, MR. DARNELL!Mr. Darnell: Just what are you tryin' to prove? I'm workin my ass off of you, too the demotion and I'm doin' my job! You just getting your rocks off, for treating me like trash!Joe Clark: No sir, that's what you're picking up.Mr. Darnell: [slamming the folders onto Clark's desk] God Damn it! YOU GIVE ME, THE GODDDAMN RESPECT, AND DAMN WELL OF YOURSELF,OR I WILL KICK YOUR BLACK ASS!Joe Clark: You are suspended sir, as of RIGHT NOW! GET OUT!Mr. Darnell: AHHH![dumps Clark's desk on it's side] -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: [explaining why he expelled students from his school] They say one bad apple spoils a bunch. Well what about three hundred? Rotten to the core! -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: We sink, we swim, we rise, we fall - We meet our fate together. -------------------------------------------------Joe Clark: [after bringing down a drug dealer] Get this disgrace to his race out of here! -------------------------------------------------Clarence: [mimicking Mr Clark] Let me give you the key to my office.Francesca: Ooh, your office!Clarence: [puts his hand in his gym shorts] Whoa, THAT ain't the key! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SympathysSilhouette Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Full Metal Jacket: Crazy Earl: These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that? Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Private Cowboy: You know there's not a single horse in the entire country of Vietnam? There's definitely something wrong with that. Animal Mother: You a photographer?Private Joker: I'm a combat correspondent.Animal Mother: Well you seen much combat?Private Joker: I've seen a little on TV.Animal Mother: You're a real comedian.Private Joker: Well they call me the Joker.Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.Private Joker: Well pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit.Animal Mother: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compassionate_Conservative Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Bobby Boucher: "Now that's what I call high quality H2O."From The Water Boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mylovelyangel Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Fantastic FourJohnny Storm: [after The Thing demolishes his red Porsche] You think that's funny, Pebbles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irenistiQ Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 triple T-K-A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aida Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Red DragonHannibal Lecter: Remarkable boy. I do admire your courage. I think I'll eat your heart.-----------Mr. Fisk: Mr. Crawford, all you got is a hunch. I got three-hundred-eighty-two employees, and they got a union. I can't just turn you guys loose on their files, not without a court order. There are privacy issues here, and the company's exposure.Jack Crawford: One of those employees has already killed eleven people that we know of. If he gets away tonight, what is the company's exposure on that?----------------------------Lloyd Bowman: I've solved the code. You need to know what it says right now.Jack Crawford: Okay, Lloyd.Lloyd Bowman: It says, "Graham home. Marathon, Florida. Save yourself, kill them all."---------------------------Jack Crawford: How much do you know?Will Graham: Just what was in the Miami Herald and the Times. Two families killed a month apart in their homes... Birmingham and Atlanta. Circumstances were similar.Jack Crawford: Not similar, the same.------------------------Francis Dolarhyde: Drop it. Do it now gumshoe. Your son is about to change. Then your wife. You can watch, Then I'll take care of you.[Will drops knife]Will Graham: [to Josh] Look at you! I have never seen a child as disgusting as you! You pissed your pants? How dare you! You want me to cut it off? Is that what you want me to do, you little freak? Don't cry at me you little faggot. Apoligize! Say "I'm sorry daddy, I'm a dirty little beast, I'm a freak!..." Say it!Josh Graham: No.Will Graham: Say it!Josh Graham: No, daddy.Will Graham: Say it or I will cut it off! "... I'm a dirty little beast, freak, hair lip, and no one will ever love me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ennaid Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 "Moulin Rouge""The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return.""Santa Claus""It is not in seeing that you believe, it is in believing that you see." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnaBB Cover Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 DRIVING LESSONS. Evie Walton: [to Ben] - You see an attractive woman, living on her own, you wonder: Is she a roaring lesbian? Answer now! For your information she was married three times. Once to an actor, once to an enlgish lord and once to a californian. All work things... My mistake, You on the other hand, might well be gay. REQUIEM FOR A DREAM. Harry: I'm sorry, Marion Marion:: I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick style Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 A CINDERELLA STORY Sam's Dad: Never let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog107 Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 was watching Gril next door on TV. Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast! Matthew: Eli, I like this girl. Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass. Matthew: Eli, you're never going to see her again. Eli: Oh, you know what? Fine! Matthew: Fine! Eli: Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! Fuck her for me! For me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnaBB Cover Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 I love the girl next door. "So, what's the craziest thing you've done lately?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feolla Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 A WALK TO REMEMBER ...! Landon: Jamie has faith in me. She makes me want to be different, better ------- Landon: Jamie, I'm trying here, OK? Maybe... maybe I miss spending time with you. Maybe you inspire me. Jamie: Sounds like bull. Landon: Which part? Jamie: All of it. Landon: Well it's not! Jamie: Prove it. --------------- Im going to suggest you that to see this film its amazing i cant find the words to dscribe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maenad Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Girl, InterruptedSusanna: [reading from a book] "Borderline Personality Disorder. An instability of self-image, relationships and mood... uncertain about goals, impulsive in activities that are self-damaging, such as casual sex." Lisa: I like that. Susanna: "Social contrariness and a generally pessimistic attitude are often observed." [Pauses] Susanna: Well that's me. Lisa: That's everybody.Reservior DogsMr. Blonde: You ever listen to K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies? It's my personal favorite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I LOVE ADRIANA Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Night at the Roxbury: Doug (to Female Cop): Whats up? Female Cop: Did you know you were doing 50? Doug (to Steve): Hottie cop likes you. Steve (to Doug): Are you serious? Doug (to Steve): You think she pulls over just anybody? Make a move. Steve (nods, then turns to the cop): Whats up?! Female Cop: Not much, just giving you an $80 ticket. Doug (to Steve): She is so into you. Female Cop: I want you to do me a favor. Steve (to cop): Whatever you say, TJ Hooker! Female Cop: Please obey all posted speed limits. (tears ticket and hands it to him) Have a good night. Steve: Its already been good now that you have served and protected me. (cop walks away) Doug: Way to go, my friend! You got her badge number, plus a month from now you got a date to meet her at the Municable State Court! Up top! (gives him a high five) Very nice! (Doug goes to high five again, but slaps him in the face) Steve: Oh!! Doug: What was the point of that?! Steve: Sorry!! LOVE that movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I LOVE ADRIANA Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 The Pursuit of Happiness:Christopher Gardner: [to his son] You got a dream, you gotta protect it. People can't do something themselves, they wanna tell you that you can't do it. You want something? Go get it. Period. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Christopher Gardner: [about the spelling mistakes in the graffiti of a building] It's not "H-A-P-P-Y-N-E-S-S" Happiness is spelled with an "I" instead of a "Y" Christopher: Oh, okay. Is "Fuck" spelled right? Christopher Gardner: Um, yes. "Fuck" is spelled right but you shouldn't use that word. Christopher: Why? What's it mean? Christopher Gardner: It's, um, an adult word used to express anger and, uh, other things. But it's an adult word. It's spelled right, but don't use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I LOVE ADRIANA Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Anchorman: The Legend of ron Burgundy: Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh. Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady. Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me. Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair. News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick. ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattLoveModels Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 I just saw that movie. Pursuit that is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I LOVE ADRIANA Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 I just saw that movie. Was it good? I want to go see it so badly! ... Did you cry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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