Fear no more, Baron, I have a feeling our prayers will be anwsered.

^Oh god no - not another "comeback". And with added pointless speculation fun. <_< Don't think I can take anymore captain...

Fear no more, Baron, I have a feeling our prayers will be anwsered.

I take that back.

^What? What? What? :shock: They've removed Klum - but kept Miller in? Hmmm...

OK then, without further ado - let's indulge the 'pointless speculation' and lay the odds down for the runners and riders for this year's Fantasy (excuse me... ) Bra:

MARISA MILLER

Well, they've kept her name up there anyway. Does that mean anything? I thought she'd left this life to piss about on motorbikes and inflict more cultural imperialism on the rest of the world by being an ambassador for that "football" you play with your hands... But she is still there, plus she's worn it before (weep Ale, weep). 8-1

ADRIANA LIMA

Is this still her comeback year? I get so confused. Let's be honest 'true believers', it's a wonderful comeback for Lima simply when she re-enters a room ("I thought you'd gone forever. Thank God!"). Everything's been a comeback for so long now that surely this can't count too? And she wore it last year (as part of another comeback) so it's unlikely. But, then again, it is Lima... 10-1

ELVIS PRESLEY

Made a comeback in '68 - to a rapturous reception. Is he really dead? I don't know, but judging by his size prior to his "death" he'd likely fill out a Fantasy Bra well with his 'moobs'. Still, a long-shot. 100-1

GISELE

What a coup this would be? BAM - opening the show in a million-dollar bejewelled bra and pushing every other model off of that catwalk, chewing up and spitting out these so-called "Angels", and scaring cameramen. But it's all beneath her now, isn't it? 50-1

DOUTZEN KROES

"Look, I've had a baby. Aren't I clever? My boobs are bigger now!" 5-1

KAROLINA KURKOVA

She's worn it too, has been away, and was back in the show last year. But she's never been treated right by VS and is more likely to be humiliated in an off-stage farce or 'wardrobe malfunction' or just be ridiculed for having no bellybutton like I'm doing here. 40-1

SEAL

One can dream, can't one? 150-1

SELITA EBANKS

Hey, this is what the people want! She's a big-time movie star now - having been some sort of bird thing in a Kanye West up-his-own-arse vanity project AND getting killed before the opening-credits in an episode of Hawaii 5-0. This is the moment to hitch your wagon to the popular Ebanks train again. Only she wasn't popular to begin with. 80-1

KYLIE BISUTTI

Hey! That's more like it. The "People's Angel". We wanted her - bring her back. COMEBACK KYLIE! COMEBACK KYLIE! Only she doesn't wear lingerie for anyone now except her husband, and God. Even with this offer Kylie? Way to test the faith... 75-1

MIRANDA KERR

Whoah, where'd they come from? Oh, another baby. Awkward... But you've got a film-star husband too. Well, I say film-star, what have you seen him in lately? Did you see Pirates 4? Me neither, so I take your point I suppose - but that's a pyrrhic victory wouldn't you say? Oh, so he's going to be in The Hobbit? And that's despite his character not being in the book at all? Revisionism... How's all that health food, "special" water and yoga gubbins coming along then? OK, OK, so you need a higher-profile. Yeah... Good idea. Yes, those would look great propped up in precious stones. The favourite. 3-1

JESUS CHRIST

It's the big comeback, coming any day now... Surely a shoe-in should he turn up. But then, if he does then there's be a hell of a lot more going on than ladies parading in their smalls. Best not push it. 45-1

omg hope this year could have the Fantasy bra , Miranda or Candice annnd if its Miranda , Candice needs to open the show! , also cant wait for the themes for the show btw its any VSFS 2011 THREAD HERE? LOLLLL beacause i have some ideas for new themes!! and also i wanna see some girls in the show like Esti Ginzburg ,Nina Agdal and Marloes Horst

^What? What? What? :shock: They've removed Klum - but kept Miller in? Hmmm...

OK then, without further ado - let's indulge the 'pointless speculation' and lay the odds down for the runners and riders for this year's Fantasy (excuse me... ) Bra:

Thanks for the "handicap" Baron, but the real comeback is going to be Almudena Fernandez, the forgotten VS model will be sporting Eco designer Al Gore's environmental friendly compost bra. Say good by to those conflict stone encrusted pushups. The Gore brazier is made with up of 100 percent NY City compost, because what could be a bigger FANTASY than imagining you can save the planet with products even if you call them "Green"? Oh SNAP! I just got all political and junk. My bad 'all! Even money on Almudena!

how about the whole VS show getting "green" with the girls only wearing leaves on their... hm, somewhere on them? :brows:

I think we can rule out Miranda now

lol with how much "fabric/diamonds" are on that thing it looks more like a torso bodyshaper then a bra. VS finally made the girdle of all bras for plus sized gals to fantasize over.

JESUS CHRIST

It's the big comeback, coming any day now... Surely a shoe-in should he turn up. But then, if he does then there's be a hell of a lot more going on than ladies parading in their smalls. Best not push it. 45-1

Two words love.

THE RAPTURE

Seriously though, this needs to happen asap!

lol with how much "fabric/diamonds" are on that thing it looks more like a torso bodyshaper then a bra. VS finally made the girdle of all bras for plus sized gals to fantasize over.

Forget that, it will be a nursing bra & it's going to be filled with Not-Miranda-Kerr's milk!

:Dinah:

omfg!

The Milky Way Fantasy Bra...

Pssst... Super Secret source EXCLUSIVO! First look at the 'Fantasy Bra':

Now Todd and Charlotte have just got to chuck some emeralds and shit on it!

OMG! Looks beautiful, so sexy, classy, full of glam! ... I bet it's going to be the most expensive FB to date

& im SO curious to know who is wearing it, mistery is killing me

Want the Victoria's Secret Model Tips to Instantly Look Your Best In Photos?

[Via Modelinia, spuriously - real article here: http://www.modelinia.com/blog/want-the-vic...in-photos/20101]

To Candice Swanepoel, everything comes naturally. She's got that signature Victoria's Secret figure - whatever that is alongside the chunky one, all the overly skinny ones, the boxy one and the one with the stumpy legs - though she says she does feel self-conscious before actually putting clothes on. She’s got a chic and simple sense of style - think tiny lingerie and heels. And she’s sweet and friendly. Well, apparently until the cameras are turned off - we've all seen that video by now haven't we?

At the launch of "The Nakeds", a rehashed collection of barely-there bras and underwear, at Chicago's Michigan Avenue Victoria's Secret store last week, a line of fans spilled out of the store and down the street to have their picture taken with Adriana Candice. For several hours, she chatted with each attendee until the photographer stopped taking photos of her chatting to each attendee. Then, Candice transformed from false to ditsy as the camera flashed.

She transitioned for the camera so naturally that when I asked Candice to teach me how to pose in a photograph, she had to stop and think. It took aaages. One look at your friends (or your own) Facebook profile pictures will show you that everyone's got the hand-on-the-hip, skinny arm trick, badly photoshopped mastered. Other tricks to looking your best in photos must exist, right? even without all that software??? Candice is here to help you work it in front of the camera. Here's some of her secrets to look like an "angel", or is it "bombshell" now - it gets confusing - in photos…

1. Put your best face forward. Botox the shit out of it first. And cover up those gums. Yeah, you know that... Failing that tinker with it on a computer afterwards but make sure you cock it up just a little bit so we all notice a missing ear or something.

2. Lengthen your body. Candice says stick your arse out a lot and stand up straight. Putting your hips to the side helps you avoid photo suicide of standing directly forward facing, mugshot style in front of the camera. Instead, always look over the shoulder sexy-like. Don't listen to people who point out you seem to do this is 75% of your shots.

3. Push your boobs out. Be careful not to overdo it, but who are we kidding? Stick 'em right out. Candice says simply wearing a comfortable VS bra and supportive VS bra makes a major improvement. Make sure it's VS mind - that apartment doesn't pay for itself.

4. When in a chair, sit on it. I learned this lesson firsthand. As the photographer took a photo of Candice and me, she leaped on to the chair, like a natural. I took notice and leaped onto mine too. "That's right," said Candice. "Sit on the chair, that's what chairs are for."

5. Show off your shoes. Although don't if they're not that good which might be the case if you're not a model commanding massive amounts of money plus freebies from pre-eminent designers. A stance with feet a bit apart with blah blah blah - really, are we looking at her shoes? (With apologies to)~Adryanna Dillon

"1. Put your best face forward. Botox the shit out of it first. And cover up those gums. Yeah, you know that... Failing that tinker with it on a computer afterwards but make sure you cock it up just a little bit so we all notice a missing ear or something."

Seriously why is her face so hard looking Mr Baron? Surely it isn't THE botox everyone is talking about... it can't be? She's a natural beauty

"1. Put your best face forward. Botox the shit out of it first. And cover up those gums. Yeah, you know that... Failing that tinker with it on a computer afterwards but make sure you cock it up just a little bit so we all notice a missing ear or something."

Seriously why is her face so hard looking Mr Baron? Surely it isn't THE botox everyone is talking about... it can't be? She's a natural beauty

So is Ron Jeremy.

I can´t stop laughing, oh my

"That's right," said Candice. "Sit on the chair, that's what chairs are for."

That line, for some reason, made the entire article. I'm going to yell this at people when they sit.

"1. Put your best face forward. Botox the shit out of it first. And cover up those gums. Yeah, you know that... Failing that tinker with it on a computer afterwards but make sure you cock it up just a little bit so we all notice a missing ear or something."

Seriously why is her face so hard looking Mr Baron? Surely it isn't THE botox everyone is talking about... it can't be? She's a natural beauty

as natural as a mannequin.