November 5, 201014 yr Author UPDATE- Adriana (pbuh) WILL open the show from her 'QUEEN OF ALL ANGELS EVER' throne, being fanned by Ed Razek, and with Monica feeding her grapes. - Then she'll open the show PROPER in possibly the best outfit EVER in the "Tough Adriana" theme. All other models will be dressed as Adriana (pbuh)- There are six themes- Themes are "Tough Adriana", "Game on, Adriana", "Country Adriana", "Heavenly Adriana's Body", "Transformers", and they end with shitty PINK- Candice will open the "Country Adriana" segment, dressed as Adriana (pbuh)- Erin opens "Game On, Adriana", dressed as Lindsay Ellingson, dressed as Adriana (pbuh)- Rosie opens "Transformers" dressed as Optimus Prime. - Adriana (pbuh) WILL introduce a special "Angels We Have Lost" segment with a moving black and white montage of "Angels" who are no longer with the brand in all their glory, with a special emphasis on Heidi, set to a moving musical score of Everybody Hurts sung by Seal. At present editors still trying to find any moment of glory with Selita. They may be some time...- Adriana (pbuh) WILL introduce a hilarious blooper reel of models falling over - mostly consisting of Jessica Stam - with her unique commentary that if you can't understand then you must be a HATER. Will make sure that everyone laughs at KK's misfortunes again, and there will be a pre-arranged moment where the audience can all point at her and laugh again.- Adriana (pbuh) WILL sing with Katy Perry - and probably Seal because he just won't take the hint.- Adriana (pbuh) WILL sing with Akon, and Rosie, dressed as Megatron (Not that VS is banking on the film success - it's entirely coincidental)- The last theme will be PINK where Ed will release the hideous, wonky, baby-women upon an unsuspecting audience.The outfits look AMAZING!!! My fav ones are basically all of the ones Adriana (pbuh) is in.
November 5, 201014 yr this thread is funnyI agree. TheBaronOfFratton (Aaaah) is in fact Adriana (pbuh) undercover.
November 6, 201014 yr Author ^^I think they need more Adriana in this show. ^You know what? I think we'll be OK! Just remember, to properly understand and enjoy the show: if Adriana does anything 'stoopid' it will be CBS's fault for insisting on it - if any other model does anything good they'll just be copying her. Easy. (Y)
November 6, 201014 yr ^I don't know... I still think they need more Adriana... But at least this year they won't have that silly Angel - Model - Whatever Search that takes up sooooo much time. We need that time to be filled with Adriana. God, what will we do when she retires?
November 6, 201014 yr ^^I have the answer to your question. We will stalk her with our cameras. We will beg her to pose and point and such. When she passes on we will go to her grave everyday. We will bring her flowers and weep uncontrollably until the cemetery closes. As for Seal, I am a little mad Heidi retired now I will never get to see Seal perform "Kiss from a Rose" on the VS runway! If he did that I could forgive him for taking up camera time and singing with Heidi. I really could!
November 6, 201014 yr ^I don't know... I still think they need more Adriana... But at least this year they won't have that silly Angel - Model - Whatever Search that takes up sooooo much time. We need that time to be filled with Adriana. God, what will we do when she retires? She'll never "retire" VS will create a reality show called Adriana <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 and will follow her life around until she dies, every second, dunno if they will censor it or not. And probably even after that.
November 6, 201014 yr ^Well... probably... But I still think it's going to be complete, uncurable anarchy.
November 8, 201014 yr Hey guys! Adriana simply CAN´T die, she´s the chosen one, the prophet, the one sent by our Lord she´s eternal!! Btw, I love Kiss From a Rose and Baron, that looks like a hell yeah show
November 8, 201014 yr Author HEY KIDS - WANT ALE ON YOUR CROTCH??? NOW YOU CAN RELIVE THOSE GLORY DAYS OF SUPERHERO UNDEROOS WITH THE NEW VS (IN NO WAY WEIRD) ANGEL PANTIES: YES - FOR JUST $15.50 YOU TOO CAN PRANCE ABOUT THE HOUSE WITH A BEVY OF BEAUTIES GRINNING INANELY AT YOUR BOYFRIEND FROM YOUR 'SPECIAL PLACE'! OR, YOU CAN JUST LOOK DOWN AT THEM YOURSELF, AND ADMIRE THE ANGELS SLIGHTLY UPSIDE DOWN. + NOW WITH DOUTZEN KROES ON THE ASS! GET YOURS NOW!!!
November 9, 201014 yr Author ^Duh! OLD news... You guys are super slow on here, those 'Angel panties' on the previous post were posted hours ago on other forums. Just thought I'd point that out.
November 9, 201014 yr ^Duh! OLD news... You guys are super slow on here, those 'Angel panties' on the previous post were posted hours ago on other forums. Just thought I'd point that out.
November 9, 201014 yr Ah, my bad Baron. Anywhos, I just want to speak for all the females of Bellazon in saying there is nothing we want more than underwear with VS Models on them. Nothing. I'm so glad there's a company like Victoria's Secret out there that knows exactly what a woman wants to wear.
November 9, 201014 yr We all loved Erin or Lindsay, but it's time for a new gamez, guys! How many ways can you misspell Candice Swanepoel? VS has two points so far: Also Way to let us down VS, what happened to Kylie, huh?
November 9, 201014 yr each year Victorias Secret "angel wings" are getting bigger, more freaky and HEAVIER! and since they have uber huge celtic harps as "wings" this year... why not try this for next years show?
November 9, 201014 yr Author How many ways can you misspell Candice Swanepoel?Also Way to let us down VS, what happened to Kylie, huh? ^Kandace Swainpool???HOW VERY DARE THEY? Kylie was 'our' Angel. I texted till my fingers fucking bled for that girl... Screw you Ed Razek! SCREW YOU! You've ruined it all...
November 10, 201014 yr Author each year Victorias Secret "angel wings" are getting bigger, more freaky and HEAVIER! and since they have uber huge celtic harps as "wings" this year... why not try this for next years show? ^This shall all come to pass... :shock:
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