49 minutes ago, jpmas3003 said:

LOL

boobs!!!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/_UuKQ1yfFb/

lmao, the caption is amazing 

On Monday, December 14, 2015 at 0:36 PM, TheBaronOfFratton said:

Hello, Pretty...

 

 

 

 

 

 

A CHRISTMAS MESSAGE FROM

THE BARON OF FRATTON

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

’Twas three weeks before Christmas
And all through the city
People turned on their TVs
For to see ass and titty

 

Except that they didn’t 
As on the same eve
Was the end of Scream Queens
And Chicago PD

 

But some factions won’t have it
And insist every year
That we tune in for one reason 
And that reason is clear

 

“All hail the Queen!”
Shout the Limanati
And insist that it’s Adri
We all want to see

 

Oh yes she’s the Queen
Basic bitches beware
Social media proves it
And you HAVE to care

 

But nepotism abounds
And, lo, celeb kids appear
So the focus then shifts
And such Queens aren’t as clear

 

There goes Kendull
And look, there’s her pimp ma
There goes Kendull again
And look, there’s her pimp ma

 

For if you’re unaware 
VS hits you, of course
With the old cut-away
As they flog that dead horse

 

The models make faces
Heart shapes, God pleas
Which are stupid of course
(Unless made by Adri)

 

And then models hang out
And show kiddie pics
Which is pretty damn weird
On some lingerie flick

 

Another layer is revealed
Of the Candice story
Now we learn of male cousins too
On that thrilling Mooi

 

So that’s the farm, the ballet
And her shyness to spot
Oh, and she speaks Portuguese
In case you forgot

 

Behati only gets gigs 
‘Cos she married that cunt
I can’t think of a rhyme
For ‘’Cos she married that cunt’

 

We don’t love Taylor Swift
And we don’t miss her so
Can we please not still see her
Ok, here you go…

 

Some poor thing gets lost
But they then let her sing
‘Care in the Community’
For some screeching Goulding

 

New It-Thing Gigi 
Got her own little feature
“It should have been me!” 
Screams a Never-Was Selita

 

Taylor Hill makes me feel
Like some dirty old man
Which is OK as I’ve realised
That is now what I am

 

Izabel, Izabel
Oh how you flex
On your gym-bunny steroids
With you oiled-up pecs

 

Ed drones on again
And that Monica yadda
Is it possible each show
That this waffle gets badder?

 

But my fine Bellazonians
How we will bitch
And insist that ’05
Was that perfect of pitch

 

And this year is now over
A lacklustre affair
But we enjoyed our OWN favourites
Oh, and Ale was there…

 

 

I was singing this with a 12 days of Christmas tone.

From the newbies I like Sanne and Kendall.

On 12/13/2015 at 9:06 AM, PinkCouture said:

 

I can't speak for the one Sophia got but I know for a fact  some stores (mainly the bigger ones) get a DVD of the Show to play on their TVs/screens. It is actually has less footage than what is shown on TV (about 30 minutes) and the main focus is on the runway and there are a few filler segments.

 

The footage they play in-stores is the footage they play at the after party which is just the show itself (runway) without any backstage crap and it has more runway footage without all the editing they give us in the televised version. 

 

 

4 minutes ago, 500daysofbryan said:

 

The footage they play in-stores is the footage they play at the after party which is just the show itself (runway) without any backstage crap and it has more runway footage without all the editing they give us in the televised version. 

 

 

 

Bryan, do you have any to share <3?

lol that christmas message 

 

found this actually interesting, does it fit victoria's saltiest??

 

Quote

CATWALK CAT-FIGHT!

Models Slam Kendall Jenner At VS Fashion Show: ‘She’s Not A Nice Girl’

Sources say the reality star is getting a "bad reputation in the modeling world."

Posted on Nov 19, 2015 @ 6:55AM

Kendall Jenner may be the world’s latest it-model, but that doesn’t mean the 20-year-old hasn’t made her fair share of enemies along the way.

According to In Touch, Jenner received a chilly welcome from the angels during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, which taped last week.

“Most of the girls winked or high-fived when they passed each other on the runway,” an onlooker noted to the publication, adding, “nobody did that with Kendall.”

Sources close to the situation shared that most of the Victoria’s Secret angels look down on Jenner for being associated with the Kardashian Klan.

“The other girls think that Kendall became a famous model solely because of her family,” one insider told In Touch.

To make matters worse, Jenner’s allegedly icy personality also rubs most models the wrong way.

“Kendall is just not a nice girl,” the source said. “[She’s] getting a really bad reputation in the model world.”

As Radar previously reported, Jenner was bullied by models during New York Fashion Week in February this year, many of whom called her “entitled.

http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/victorias-secret-models-slam-kendall-jenner-not-nice-girl/?utm_source=Outbrain2&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=MainFeed&utm_term=5365844

I wonder whose the person slamming her, so gutsy.

^ Magda and #BodyByIza

1 hour ago, starss said:

lol that christmas message 

 

found this actually interesting, does it fit victoria's saltiest??

 

http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/victorias-secret-models-slam-kendall-jenner-not-nice-girl/?utm_source=Outbrain2&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=MainFeed&utm_term=5365844

Fake. Martha high-fived her in the first segment. Plus she's part of the #Squad like Martha, Lily, Gigi (and sometimes Candice & Behati).

 

I get why people would dislike her, but could they at least fact-check?

i want adri e ale foreverr!!!

http://www.vogue.co.uk/news/2015/12/16/adriana-lima-and-alessandra-ambrosio-retiring-rumours

I love how the article called Vita "a non angel" but don't mention that Jo is not an angel either. 

Or, do they know something we don't? 

 

2 minutes ago, CandleVixen said:

I love how the article called Vita "a non angel" but don't mention that Jo is not an angel either. 

Or, do they know something we don't? 

They either forgot to mention Jo (they don't actually mention her at all, just used Taylor's picture of her) or the writer didn't fact check- the latter is most likely. 

 

I tend to go with no fact checking in this age. 

If Jojo gets promoted to Angel status, I'll be happy for her :D.

JoJo is beautiful.. would make a great addition

The only reason I defend Candle Jammer is because she has so many gifs for every occasion.

 

Other then that she can be ran off this planet never come back and I wouldn't give two shits.

 

 

 

I can't believe her team would come up with bs after VS invited her to walk.

Kendall didn't even do castings. Ugh.

5 hours ago, 500daysofbryan said:

I can't believe her team would come up with bs after VS invited her to walk.

Kendall didn't even do castings. Ugh.

I can, Ryan Seacrest made the Kardashians a thing  Do you have a source for her not doing castings? Or is it a few pages back and I'm being lazy?

I figured E! and VS would be teaming up to make one great bloody big Kendall gets her wings episode: 'the call', the casting, the fittings, showtime, all that footage they have to have of her we never saw. Maybe even for a show for her and Kylie, God knows they've been promoing like hell.

^Kendall had wings!?

Red Bull does give you wings

 

This sponsored comment was not paid for by Red Bull™ and I will go back into hiding now

5 hours ago, PastaFreak said:

^Kendall had wings!?

Have you seen the way she held her cape?