Désir Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 On Monday, December 14, 2015 at 0:36 PM, TheBaronOfFratton said: Hello, Pretty... A CHRISTMAS MESSAGE FROM THE BARON OF FRATTON ’Twas three weeks before Christmas And all through the city People turned on their TVs For to see ass and titty Except that they didn’t As on the same eve Was the end of Scream Queens And Chicago PD But some factions won’t have it And insist every year That we tune in for one reason And that reason is clear “All hail the Queen!” Shout the Limanati And insist that it’s Adri We all want to see Oh yes she’s the Queen Basic bitches beware Social media proves it And you HAVE to care But nepotism abounds And, lo, celeb kids appear So the focus then shifts And such Queens aren’t as clear There goes Kendull And look, there’s her pimp ma There goes Kendull again And look, there’s her pimp ma For if you’re unaware VS hits you, of course With the old cut-away As they flog that dead horse The models make faces Heart shapes, God pleas Which are stupid of course (Unless made by Adri) And then models hang out And show kiddie pics Which is pretty damn weird On some lingerie flick Another layer is revealed Of the Candice story Now we learn of male cousins too On that thrilling Mooi So that’s the farm, the ballet And her shyness to spot Oh, and she speaks Portuguese In case you forgot Behati only gets gigs ‘Cos she married that cunt I can’t think of a rhyme For ‘’Cos she married that cunt’ We don’t love Taylor Swift And we don’t miss her so Can we please not still see her Ok, here you go… Some poor thing gets lost But they then let her sing ‘Care in the Community’ For some screeching Goulding New It-Thing Gigi Got her own little feature “It should have been me!” Screams a Never-Was Selita Taylor Hill makes me feel Like some dirty old man Which is OK as I’ve realised That is now what I am Izabel, Izabel Oh how you flex On your gym-bunny steroids With you oiled-up pecs Ed drones on again And that Monica yadda Is it possible each show That this waffle gets badder? But my fine Bellazonians How we will bitch And insist that ’05 Was that perfect of pitch And this year is now over A lacklustre affair But we enjoyed our OWN favourites Oh, and Ale was there… I was singing this with a 12 days of Christmas tone. From the newbies I like Sanne and Kendall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryan Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 On 12/13/2015 at 9:06 AM, PinkCouture said: I can't speak for the one Sophia got but I know for a fact some stores (mainly the bigger ones) get a DVD of the Show to play on their TVs/screens. It is actually has less footage than what is shown on TV (about 30 minutes) and the main focus is on the runway and there are a few filler segments. The footage they play in-stores is the footage they play at the after party which is just the show itself (runway) without any backstage crap and it has more runway footage without all the editing they give us in the televised version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaFreak Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 4 minutes ago, 500daysofbryan said: The footage they play in-stores is the footage they play at the after party which is just the show itself (runway) without any backstage crap and it has more runway footage without all the editing they give us in the televised version. Bryan, do you have any to share <3? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaFreak Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I wonder whose the person slamming her, so gutsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadlyRebel Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 ^ Magda and #BodyByIza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 1 hour ago, starss said: lol that christmas message found this actually interesting, does it fit victoria's saltiest?? http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/victorias-secret-models-slam-kendall-jenner-not-nice-girl/?utm_source=Outbrain2&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=MainFeed&utm_term=5365844 Fake. Martha high-fived her in the first segment. Plus she's part of the #Squad like Martha, Lily, Gigi (and sometimes Candice & Behati). I get why people would dislike her, but could they at least fact-check? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpmas3003 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 i want adri e ale foreverr!!! http://www.vogue.co.uk/news/2015/12/16/adriana-lima-and-alessandra-ambrosio-retiring-rumours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandleVixen Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I love how the article called Vita "a non angel" but don't mention that Jo is not an angel either. Or, do they know something we don't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toodarnhot Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 2 minutes ago, CandleVixen said: I love how the article called Vita "a non angel" but don't mention that Jo is not an angel either. Or, do they know something we don't? They either forgot to mention Jo (they don't actually mention her at all, just used Taylor's picture of her) or the writer didn't fact check- the latter is most likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandleVixen Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I tend to go with no fact checking in this age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaFreak Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 If Jojo gets promoted to Angel status, I'll be happy for her :D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llekel Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 JoJo is beautiful.. would make a great addition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limerlight Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 The only reason I defend Candle Jammer is because she has so many gifs for every occasion. Other then that she can be ran off this planet never come back and I wouldn't give two shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryan Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I can't believe her team would come up with bs after VS invited her to walk. Kendall didn't even do castings. Ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HitchcockBlonde Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 5 hours ago, 500daysofbryan said: I can't believe her team would come up with bs after VS invited her to walk. Kendall didn't even do castings. Ugh. I can, Ryan Seacrest made the Kardashians a thing Do you have a source for her not doing castings? Or is it a few pages back and I'm being lazy? I figured E! and VS would be teaming up to make one great bloody big Kendall gets her wings episode: 'the call', the casting, the fittings, showtime, all that footage they have to have of her we never saw. Maybe even for a show for her and Kylie, God knows they've been promoing like hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaFreak Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 ^Kendall had wings!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limerlight Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Red Bull does give you wings This sponsored comment was not paid for by Red Bull™ and I will go back into hiding now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 5 hours ago, PastaFreak said: ^Kendall had wings!? Have you seen the way she held her cape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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