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2016 SI Swimsuit


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Tanya O.o dear god she literally has the shortest torso in the history of torsos... combo that with zero waistline and at times she looks as thick as Robyn. inb4 "she's got the best body ever" and then I'm a sad panda.

 

Bo looked fantastic in most of her pictures and that body you cannot argue with...

Barbara was given a jacket to wear, and between the full covered bathsuits and odd angles. Sure... Kappa

Sofia has a great body, however while I liked her pictures I expect more.

Sammy actually looked pretty good.. less porn star, more modely. You got lucky @ILUVAdrianaLima

Nina was very hit or miss in her pictures, but overall I liked it

Chrissy is Chrissy and she's amazing and you will deal....

Hailey has been my love since she was 13.... does that make me a pedo? O.o  She did a much better job this year and I loved the majority of her pics.

Erin... wet poodle, and that's all I'm going to ever see from this shoot.

Ashely .... sure

Irina hands down top3 favorite pictures this year.

 

All others... meh? Decent, good, bad and the ugly.

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Hailey - Posing needs a little work, but she's gorgeous
Ashley - oh my.. feels bad for whoever the designer of that purple suit was... houston the bottom has vanished
Nina - swimsuit edition.. 404 swimsuit not found? Looks pretty good though
Bo - get some strong Petra vibes in her posing, but she has some spectacular pictures
Barbara - Nina lost her swimsuit and Barbara found a jacket.. awkward posing, very little difference in facial expression... it's cool Babs, we understand.
Chanel - Tyra called and gave her some tips of posing and what not.. ANTM star in the making
Chrissy - is chrissy, and was bejeweled and thus wins everything. Fuck bedazzling jeans.. moving on to crotches
Gigi - pretty girl, body on point, forgettable pictures
Hannah D - what happened to her face?
Hannah F - looked good
Lily - no ass and her posing reminds me of a VS model - oh wait..
Kelly - a lot of the bodies this year seem to be amalgamating into Kate's U boxy look, this is another casualty.
Samantha - less porn star, more model = good. She seems softer this year, which I like.
Tanya - she's that girl I'd see on a tropical beach in a bikini and quietly snicker at as I proceeded to ignore her.. one pieces are probably more flattering
Rose - love the hair, didn't love the poses..
Emily D - looking more and more like roybn every day
Robyn - This is the end, beautiful friend / This is the end, my only friend, the end
Sofia - reminds me of one of the older si models which is good, however it's not standout
Kate B - however pretty she can look her pictures are always not memorable to me, not sure why.

 

Irina... - I forgot her.. o.0

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Just now, phenobarbie said:


1. Ashley - oh my.. feels bad for whoever the designer of that purple suit was... houston the bottom has vanished
2. Chanel - Tyra called and gave her some tips of posing and what not.. ANTM star in the making
3. Chrissy - is chrissy, and was bejeweled and thus wins everything. Fuck bedazzling jeans.. moving on to crotches
4. Hannah D - what happened to her face?
5. Tanya - she's that girl I'd see on a tropical beach in a bikini and quietly snicker at as I proceeded to ignore her.. one pieces are probably more flattering
6. Robyn - This is the end, beautiful friend / This is the end, my only friend, the end

 

7. Irina... - I forgot her.. o.0
 

 

 

1, Because they were swallowed by her vag?  yeah I know :rofl:

2. Tyra's PIST now

3. Chrissy is amazing, and bejeweled is everything

4. Botox + Sunscreen 404 Missing File?

5. Actually looking at Tanya she's like a 45 year old Trophy wife who's popped out four kids & has two stepsons almost her age. aka;

And she's desperately trying to hold onto her 20's figure.. :rofl:

 

6. Bitch you leave The Doors out of it!

7. How the hell could you miss the Stingray & Sharks?  I hate you now.

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Can we all just take a look at this;

 

Not only is the hair :rofl: but I'm concerned for Erin welfare and safe being. Girlfriend might want to get checked for Melanoma (she's like a rotting

orange), and whoever thought it was a good idea to match her skin to the wall and her hair needs to be fired.

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Valentino approves

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14 minutes ago, Prettyphile said:

 

7. How the hell could you miss the Stingray & Sharks?  I hate you now.

 

I didn't miss it, I actually liked her and Bo's pictures the most out of all the girls, I just forgot about her in the list.

Models probably shouldn't be put in the water with black tips, but she's a trooper. and the underwater shot with the ray is pretty cool.

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Just now, phenobarbie said:

 

I didn't miss it, I actually liked her and Bo's pictures the most out of all the girls, I just forgot about her in the list.

Models probably shouldn't be put in the water with black tips, but she's a trooper. and the underwater shot with the ray is pretty cool.

 

Models also shouldn't be put in the water with Stringrays... just ask Steve Irwin.. Actually SI seems to make a habit of putting Irina with animals that want her dead or at the very least injured.

 

Llama - Spitters & kickers

Horse x2 - wasn't her biggest fan. First one tried to throw her off, and the second planned to trample her to death.

Kittums aka Cheetah - just hates everyone (cause cats are like that... bi-polar assholes they are)

Lemurs - assholes who just about hate everyone unless you have food for them, which she did not... 

Sharks - Yup, not a fan of Irina

Stringrays - Jittery little creatures who sooner want her dead

Zebras - Mean mean creatures who bite

 

Irina's gotta be the animal whisperer :rofl:

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Thank you so much for uploading, @Prettyphile :heart: 

 

Hailey - Her overall look fits SI well, her poses were decent enough. One of the ones in the red and white striped suit would have made a better cover for her
Nina - I had to laugh at the lack of actual swimsuits in her pictures but there's a good variety of poses and facial expressions. Plus her body looks AMAZING. 
Chanel - The ANTM comment made earlier was spot on. Next.
Gigi - Better than last year's, it's kind of a shame her body doesn't look like that anymore because it looks great in this set. There's a couple that should have been covers over the ones they picked
Chrissy - I love her, IDGAF. Who else would let them vajazzle? 
Barbara - What are some of these things they put her in? o.O She's lucky she's pretty. I hope she's back next year. 
Hannah F. - Some of her poses are super awkward but I like her overall look.
Lily - I think she forgot she was shooting SI and not VS swim, her poses are very catalog and wtf is up with her feet in some of them? 
Erin - Poodle? Why is she wearing something made out of moss? Total miss.
Irina - Her poses also look a little catalog to me. but others I really love.
Bo - Overall I liked her pictures. She has a great body and I think she fits SI really well.
Hannah D. - She looks bored
Kelly - Her location is gorgeous. Why is there a bird? Why so many animals? 
Samantha - Looks better than expected but the bar was pretty low
Tanya - They picked terrible suits for her body type, but I like her shots from the neck up?
Rose - I like her but I think her shots are a little zzz
Emily - Why is she biting into an orange through the peel? She's gorgeous and I think that save s a lot of her shots. The ones of her in the water are some of my favorites out of everyone's pictures. 
Robyn -  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sofia - There's something different about her that I like
Kate - I forgot she existed and these pictures don't do much to change that
Ashley - She has a lovely face, I don't think all her suit choices were the best, nor were the poses

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