The Whole Ten Yards:

Lazlo: What are you shooting in the neighborhood for let everyone know we're here. Go on go next door so them the weapon, where are you going?

Lazlo: Loojack the in Poosche

Strabo: No, Papa. Its... uh... You say LoJack

Lazlo: I didn't quite hear

Strabo: Oh, LoJack

[Lazlo slaps Strabo]

Lazlo: Don't correct me. Don't ever correct me. Do you like getting hit, is that it? You're a freak who enjoys pain?

Strabo: Of course not

Anchorman:

Ed: Ron I have to fire you

Ron: Well I've got to fire you, Bing Bang Bong

Kingdom of Heaven

"By what you decide to do every day you will be a good man or not."

"Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves."

"You are not what you were born, but what you have it in yourself to be."

Dawn of the Dead

"There are some things worse than death and one of them is sitting here waiting to die."

Batman Begins

"Why do we fall, sir? So that we might better learn to pick ourselves up."

Harry Potter and the Sorcerors Stone

"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends."

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."

Constintine

"Heaven and hell are right here, behind every wall, every window, the world behind the world. And we're smack in the middle."

"You're going to die young because you smoked 30 cigarettes a day since you were 15... and you're going to go to hell because of the life you took."

Dodgeball

"I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed."

The Devil's Rejects

"Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant f***ing' Mark Twain s**t. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."

Spiderman

"With great power comes great responsibility."

Forrest Gump

stupid is as stupid does.

All That Jazz

No, nothing I ever do is good enough. Not beautiful enough, it's not funny enough, it's not deep enough, it's not anything enough. Now, when I see a rose, that's perfect. I mean, that's perfect. I want to look up to God and say, "How the hell did you do that? And why the hell can't I do that?"

The breakfast club

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay, telling you who we think we are. what do you care ? You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as: a brain, an athlete, a basket case, princess, and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at 7 o'clock this morning. We were brainwashed.

What Dreams May Come

I found you in hell. Don't you think I could find you in Jersey!

The Notebook

Allie: Why didn't you write me? Why? It wasn't over for me, I waited for you for seven years. But now it?s too late.

Noah : I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you everyday for a year.

Allie : You wrote me?

Noah : Yes... it wasn't over, it still isn't over

Fight Club

The things you own end up owning you.

Transamerica

My parent's house comes with my parents.

The family Stone

Meredith : I don't care whether you like me or not!

Amy : Of course you do!

Trainspotting

That beats any meat injection. That beats any fucking cock in the world.

Wolverine (X-men) "What do they call you, wheels"

hehehehe from Unfaithful ( Olivier Martinez ) this is sooo corny.. this isn't exactly it but you know

please keep in mind that he has a terribly sexy french accent

Paul Martle: your eyes, they are so beautiful

you should never close them, not even to sleep

you should learn to sleep with them open

oh and another

Paul Martle: there is no such thing as mistakes, either you do it or you don't

THE PRINCESS BRIDE

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.

Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Fezzik: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.

Man in Black: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Vizzini: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line."

Buttercup: You mock my pain.

Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Buttercup: We'll never survive.

Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

Prince Humperdinck: Surrender.

Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

Fezzik: You just shook your head... doesn't that make you happy?

Westley: My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty men, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy?

Westley: Give us the gate key.

Yellin: I have no gate key.

Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.

Yellin: Oh, you mean *this* gate key.

Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die. Now, offer me money.

[slices Count Rugen's cheek]

Count Rugen: Yes.

Inigo Montoya: Power too. Promise me that.

[slices Count Rugen's other cheek]

Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...

Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.

Count Rugen: Any thing you want.

Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of bitch.

[stabs and kills Count Rugan] .

********

Inigo: That Vizzini he can ... Fuss

Fezzik: I think he likes to scream ... at us.

Inigo: He doesn't mean any harm

Fezzik: I think he's very short on charm

Inigo: You have a great gift for rhyme

Fezzik: Please... some other time

Inigo: Fezzik are there Rocks ahead

Fezzik: If there are... we'll all be dead

Vizzini: No more rhymes now I mean it

Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut

Vizzini: Ahhh!!!

Pitch Black

Johns: Full clip, safety's off. One shot if you spot him.

Paris: And, what if Mr. Riddick spots us first?

Johns: [grinning] Then there'll be no shots.

~~~~~~

Carolyn Fry: How much do you weigh, Johns?

Johns: What's it matter, Carolyn?

Carolyn Fry: How much?

Johns: Around 79 kilos, to be exact.

Carolyn Fry: 'Cause you're 79 kilos of gutless white meat, and that's why you can't think of a better plan.

~~~~~~

Johns: How's it look?

Riddick: Looks clear.

[Johns steps forward, and a creature flies out towards them. They duck and it flies into the night]

Johns: You said it was clear!

Riddick: I said it *looked* clear.

Johns: Well, how does it look now?

Riddick: Looks clear.

mine is: "I should be in Hawaii drinking Pina coladas and checking out some hot Hawaiian chick...hello honey." -dinger,"Dream A Little Dream"

dinger is the character's name, by the way

Edited June 7, 200618 yr by azabby

Threads merged.

"Fine go ahead and marry her you one-balled bastard" - While You were Sleeping

Man on fire:

Creasy: Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.

Fuentes: A last wish, please, please. Please.

Creasy: Last wish? I wish you had more time.

Pita: What was your first girlfriends' name?

Creasy: Nonya.

Pita: Nonya who?

Creasy: Nonya business.

Samuel: Your resume is quite impressive. 16 years of miltary experience, extensive counter-terrorism work. I'm surprised anyone could afford you, what's the catch?

Creasy: I drink.

Samuel: How does that affect you?

Creasy: Coordination, reaction time. Top professionals try to kidnap your daughter I'll do the best I can but the service will be on par with the pay.

Samuel: What if amatuers try?

Creasy: I'd probably kill 'em.

Creasy: Okay, my friend. It's off to the next life for you. I guarantee you, you won't be lonely.

[Creasy is planning to go after Fuentes, a high-ranking corrupt police lieutenant]

Mariana: He's better protected than the president of Mexico!

Creasy: He's gonna need it.

From Ultraviolet...

(Violet facing a group of armed hemophages)

Long-Haired Hemophage 2: How can you hope to defeat us? We're as strong as you...

Long-Haired Hemophage 1: ...we're as fast as you...

Violet: ...but are you one-tenth as *pissed off* as I am?

Boondock Saints

Connor: (picking out weapons and gear) Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.

Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?

Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.

Murphy: What?

Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.

Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?

Connor: No, I'm serious.

Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.

Connor: You don't fuckin' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.

Murphy:What's this 'they' shit? This isn't a movie.

Connor: Oh, right. (picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag) Is that right, Rambo?

Murphy: All right. Get your stupid fuckin' rope.

Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there.

Monsignor: We must always fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men.

Connor: I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.

Murphy: Aye.

Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.

Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go.

Doc: What?

Connor: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?

Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

Murphy: So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.

Connor: Now you will receive us.

Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.

Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.

Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.

Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.

Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.

Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.

Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.

Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.

Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.

Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.

Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

Connor: Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for."

Murphy: That was way easier than I thought it would be.

Connor: Aye.

Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa...

Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten fucking minutes.

Murphy: We're good.

Connor: Yes, we are.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?

Harry: A picture of me?

Perry: No! The definition of idiot. Which you fucking are!

Harry: [after meeting "Gay Perry"] Still gay?

Perry: No, knee-deep in pussy. I just love the name so much I can't get rid of it.

Harry: Do you think I'm stupid?

Perry: I don't think you'd know where to put food at, if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid.

Perry: So she comes to the door and she is totally nude, from head to toe. And she leads me inside and I sit down, right? Well, then she sits right on my lap.

Harry: Really? That happened?

Perry: No. Idiot.

Harry: [narrating] I tell him about destiny; he's shaking his head. About dreamgirls; he doesn't care. I mention the underwear thing? He has a *fucking conniption*. And you? How 'bout it, filmgoer? Have you solved the case of the - the dead people in L.A.? Times Square audiences, please don't shout at the screen, and stop picking at that, it'll just get worse.

Harry: I swear to God, it's like somebody took America by the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.

Harmony: OK, everyone who hates Harry raise your hand!

[all the girls in the club raise their hands]

Perry: See that? Obedient little bitches too.

[Girl screams "Fuck you!" and throws a glass, which he dodges]

Perry: Merry Christmas, sorry I fucked you over.

Harry: No problem. Don't quit your gay job.

Perry: This isn't good cop, bad cop. This is fag and New Yorker.

Perry: [on the phone with Harmony] I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.

Edited June 16, 200618 yr by Neo52285

thanks Marduk now I have to change my sig words cause its old news

From "Anything Else", Woody says:

There's great wisdom in jokes, Falk, really.

There's an old joke|about a prizefighter in the ring.

He's getting his brains beat out.

And his mother's in the audience,|and she's watching him getting beaten up.

There's a priest next to her|and she says, "Father, pray for him."

And the priest says, "l will,|but if he could punch, it would help."

There's more insight in that joke,

into what I call the Giant So What

than most books on philosophy.

Women.

Camus said that women are all|that we're ever going to know

of paradise on earth.

Sin City

Nancy Callahan: [to Hartigan] Let me stay close. Nothing can happen to me when I'm with you.

Becky: [after Jackie Boy pulls a gun out on her] Oh, sugar, you just gone and done the dumbest thing in your whole life.

Jack Rafferty: Come on in the car, baby.

Becky: I'm sorry. I do the day shift and it's been a long day. Besides, I don't do group jobs.

Jack Rafferty: Come on in and we can just have a nice talk.

Becky: I don't do talk jobs either.

-Walk down a backstreet in Sin City and you can find anything-

Elizabethtown

Claire Colburn: I'm hard to remember, but I'm impossible to forget.

The Matrix Revolutions

[to Bane/Smith, after he is blinded]

Neo: I can see you.

Neo: You were right Smith. You're always right. It was inevitable.

The Oracle: What about the others?

The Architect: ...What others?

The Oracle: The ones that want out.

The Architect: Obviously they shall be freed.

The Oracle: I have your word?

The Architect: What do you think I am? Human?

He is you, your opposite your negative the result of an eq trying to balance itself out.

I am here to say what I've come here to say after that you can kill me or do whatever you want to and I won't try to stop you.

It can't be......

Oh, yes it is

It's impossible

Not impossible..............Inevitable

Morpheus: Do you believe in fate, Neo?

Neo: No.

Morpheus: Why not?

Neo: Because I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life.

Cube

Holloway: You've got a gift.

Leaven: It's not a gift. It's just a brain.

Quentin: For Christ's sake, Worth, what do you live for? Don't you have a wife, or a girlfriend, or something?

Worth: Nope. I've gotta pretty fine collection of pornography.

[Leaven, Kazan & Worth reaching the exit of the cube]

Worth: I have nothing... to live for out there.

Leaven: What is out there?

Worth: Boundless human stupidity.

Leaven: I can live with that.

Leaven: What are you doing? You can't quit now. It's not your fault!

Worth: I have nothing to live for out there.

Leaven: What is out there?

Worth: A boundless human stupidity.

Leaven: I can live with that.

Quentin: I'm not dying in a fucking rat maze!

Rennes: No more talking. No more guessing. Don't even think about nothing that's not right in front of you. That's the real challenge. You've gotta save yourselves from yourselves.

Worth: Hey! Listen to what I'm saying. We haven't been moving in circles, the rooms have.

Worth: What do ya think?

Leaven: You don't have a lot of lives left.

Quentin: Is that your two cents worth, Worth?

Worth: For what it's worth.

Worth: There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.

Worth: Big Brother isn't watching you!

Quentin: Who do you think the establishment is? It's just guys like me. Their desks are bigger, but their jobs aren't. They don't conspire, they buy boats.

[Quentin and Holloway are discussing who could have made the cube]

Quentin: This place is... remember Scaramanga? The bad guy in "The Man With The Golden Gun?" It's some rich psycho's entertainment

Holloway: [laughs] Is that what you think?

Worth: You think somebody would go to all the trouble to build this thing if you could just walk out?

Kazan: Astronomical!

Worth: This is an accident, a forgotten, perpetual public works project. You think anybody wants to ask questions? All they want is a clear conscience and a fat paycheck.

Holloway: What have we come to? It's so much worse than I thought.

Worth: Not really. Just more pathetic.

Quentin: Listen, we can't go climbing around in here.

Holloway: Why not?

Quentin: There's traps.

Holloway: What do you mean traps?

Quentin: Booby traps. I looked in the room down there, and something almost cut my head off.

Quentin: [talking to Holloway] You listen to me, woman. Every day I mop up after your bleeding heart. The only reason you even exist is because I keep you!. I know your type. No kids, no man to fuck you. So, you go around outraged, sticking your nose up other people's assholes. Sniffing their business.

Leaven: This room moves to 0, 1, and -1 on the X-axis, 2, 5, and -7 on the Y and 1, -1, and 0 on zed.

Quentin: And what does that mean?

Leaven: You suck at math.

Quentin: Somebody has to take responsibility around here.

Worth: And that somebody has to be you?

Quentin: Not all of us have the luxury of playing nihilist.

Worth: Not all of us are conceited enough to play hero.

Holloway: It's all the same machine, right? The Pentagon, multinational corporations, the police. If you do one little job, you build a widget in Saskatoon, and the next thing you know, it's two miles under the desert, the essential component of a death machine.

Holloway: [after Rennes is killed] I think we have to ask the big question: What does it want? What is it thinking?

Worth: One down, four to go.

Kazan: This room is... green. I wanna go back to the blue room.

Quentin: But why put people in it?

Worth: Because it's here. You have to use it, or you admit that it's pointless.

Quentin: But it *is* pointless.

Worth: Quentin... that's my point.

Pirates of the Caribbean

Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.

Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.