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1. Earthquake: push off a cliff. Earthquakes are pushing everything off the cliff. Call it a revenge.

2. Volcano: Sex. Never too hot.

3. Tsunami : Talk with... Like "no!" Before it kills me?

I am inspired by Pretty's banner so:

1 America

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2 England

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3 Germany

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sorry for the cliché. I don't mean it. But I had to.

Try try try? to not answer if you are from one of these 3 nationalities. Merci.

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Since I can't kill them all, can I at least cut their vocal cords? :ninja:

Alvin - DIAF

Simon - Sex

Theofore - Chat

Let's celebrate Canada Day

Justin Bieber

Nickelback's Chad Kroger

This guy from Glee

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Superman - SEX

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I don't think Superman can have sex. I think that is why he gave up his powers in Superman II, so he could get laid. I don't really understand why though. If he can pick up an object without smashing it I don't understand why he can't ... not destroy somebody's vagina. That has kind of bothered me.

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Superman - SEX

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I don't think Superman can have sex. I think that is why he gave up his powers in Superman II, so he could get laid. I don't really understand why though. If he can pick up an object without smashing it I don't understand why he can't ... not destroy somebody's vagina. That has kind of bothered me.

If that's the case, I'll go ahead and quote the always wise Amanda Bynes ...

I want Drake Superman/Henry Cavill to murder my vagina

Sex - Pedo Bear, at least he's honest about it :ninja:

Chat - Shady Catholic Priest. I graduated in a Catholic school, by now I'm used to shady Priest.

Cliff - Pee-Wee Herman, I've been terrified of him my entire life

Sheldon Cooper

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Alan Harper

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Ross Geller

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I'm not a TV watcher, but having seen Friends a few times, I found Ross Geller to be amazingly unfunny..Cliff...

Sheldon Cooper, according to wiki is a fake physicist, so I'd love to talk to him about how he prepared for his character.

Alan Harper, according to wiki, is an actor of an amazingly unfunny TV show that I've caught a few glimpses of. Sex by default!

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4th of July Warriors- Prefer if a woman votes.

Do women like to bed killers?

GySgt. John Basilone- World War 2 Pacific, Medal of Honor, Marine Corps Cult Icon

http://en.wikipedia....i/John_Basilone

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GySgt. Carlos Norman Hathcock- Vietnam War- Top US Ace Sniper with 93 confirmed kills

http://en.wikipedia....Carlos_Hathcock

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Captain Eddie Rickenbacker- Top US Air Ace World War One- 26 Aerial victories

http://en.wikipedia....ie_Rickenbacker

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Superman - SEX

I don't think Superman can have sex. I think that is why he gave up his powers in Superman II, so he could get laid. I don't really understand why though. If he can pick up an object without smashing it I don't understand why he can't ... not destroy somebody's vagina. That has kind of bothered me.

If that's the case, I'll go ahead and quote the always wise Amanda Bynes ...

I want Drake Superman/Henry Cavill to murder my vagina

lol. Hilarious. :laugh:

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Bonus: Superman - murderous sex with my feminine side :angie: , but chat so he can finally answer my application to the Justice League and have Doomsday push him off a cliff if he ignores me again :p . Pedobear - I should say push off a cliff for his crimes, but is eat an option? If it is that's mine because he looks absolutely delicious :drool: ! Like Webster and the Ginger Bread Man combined.

Gy Sgt. Basilone - chat

Gy Sgt. Hatcock - chat

Gy Sgt. Rickenbacker - chat/sex

Wendy Williams, Cate Blanchet and Wayne Brady for the next ones :) .

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Victoria Justice- The prettiest one, but she looks underaged....but she's not!

Selena Gomez- Vanesssaa look alike...Chat :PinkCouture2:

Miley Cyrus- Cliff. She doesn't seem well...

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In Imperial Rome, rich patrons paid well to service the finest champions. Warriors, statesmen, and gladiators.

In the age of Imperialism, those who bore their nation's colors won the glory.

In contemporary culture, the idolatry of the masses are celebrities and athletes.

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Sex Symbols of the Age of Imperialism 1914-18 (Definitely want a woman to reply to this, and say a little bit about why)

Lawrence of Arabia

http://en.wikipedia....rence_of_Arabia

The Red Baron

http://en.wikipedia....i/The_Red_Baron

Sergeant York

http://en.wikipedia....i/Alvin_C._York

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Superman - SEX

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I don't think Superman can have sex. I think that is why he gave up his powers in Superman II, so he could get laid. I don't really understand why though. If he can pick up an object without smashing it I don't understand why he can't ... not destroy somebody's vagina. That has kind of bothered me.

If that's the case, I'll go ahead and quote the always wise Amanda Bynes ...

I want Drake Superman/Henry Cavill to murder my vagina

saw Man of Steel, one hundred times agree with Amanda :rofl: Like Henry Cavill needs to make millions of clones of himself...now.

Red Baron-Wild sex with

Lawrence of Arabia-Talk with, his story sounds interesting

York-Off a cliff

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Robert Deniro

Leo Dicaprio

Martin Scorsese

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^ Back off! Cavill is mine :voodoo:

DiCaprio - Sex. And then Cliff until he backs with Bar :cry2:

Deniro - Chat

Scorsese - Cliff. Sorry Marty, I love your movies though :heart:

In honor of the 4th of July, my fave three All-American blondes wearing Red, White & Blue :heart:

Kate Upton

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Brooklyn Decker

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Marisa Miller

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