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Also: LOL at the two whitest girls going on FOX news. VS knows what it's doing... :rofl:

Doutzen was probably banned from Fox and Friends upon them learning that she was an Obama fan. Seriously though, its hilarious that this show- a show that constantly spews **** about the U.S. supposedly losing its morality- is a go-to for the VS team

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Also: LOL at the two whitest girls going on FOX news. VS knows what it's doing... :rofl:

Doutzen was probably banned from Fox and Friends upon them learning that she was an Obama fan. Seriously though, its hilarious that this show- a show that constantly spews **** about the U.S. supposedly losing its morality- is a go-to for the VS team

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Also: LOL at the two whitest girls going on FOX news. VS knows what it's doing... :rofl:

Doutzen was probably banned from Fox and Friends upon them learning that she was an Obama fan. Seriously though, its hilarious that this show- a show that constantly spews **** about the U.S. supposedly losing its morality- is a go-to for the VS team

Well she's also a dirty foreigner. Even though FOX news LOVES blonde newscasters:

They better better shit stars and stripes damn it!

Let's play a game! Which newscaster will Erin and Lindsay look like in 10 years? GO!

The right question is: They will look alike.

Have I won? :woot:

Not sure has this been posted yet...

Brian Kilmeade Says Fox News Hires Women From Victoria's Secret Catalogue

huffingtonpost.com

11/19/2012

Fox News host Brian Kilmeade awkwardly joked that the network hires its female on-air talent by sifting through a lingerie catalog. During Kilmeade's radio show, a guest called in and complimented Alisyn Camerota, the Fox News anchor who joins Kilmeade on his radio program and typically fills in for "Fox & Friends" host Gretchen Carlson. "Well you and all the women of Fox, I don't know who was the scout that got you guys, but they rock," the guest said. "It was Brian," Camerota joked. "But thank you very much, that's very sweet."

Kilmeade, whose sexist joke once caused his female co-host to walk off the set of Fox News' morning show, offered a different explanation. He said, "It was actually, we go into the Victoria's Secret catalog and we said, 'Can any of these people talk?' And they all could and they all went to college." "You're crazy, Brian," Camerota said.

Listen to first 30 seconds...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sewj3Xv1rOE

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Justin Bieber in:

The 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion

Starring:

The Biebs

with Bruno Mars

and Rihanna

Special Appearance by: The World's Sexiest Women as The Victoria's Secret Angels

Also starring: 31 other bitches and that one voiceover guy

Special Guest Stars: Todd Thomas, Monica Mitro, Ed Razek and that one woman that bitched about Kate Upton

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Also: LOL at the two whitest girls going on FOX news. VS knows what it's doing... :rofl:

Doutzen was probably banned from Fox and Friends upon them learning that she was an Obama fan. Seriously though, its hilarious that this show- a show that constantly spews **** about the U.S. supposedly losing its morality- is a go-to for the VS team

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From tmz.com:

Victoria's Secret Angel: Fetch My Butt Washer!

Got a little sand on your perfectly-toned butt? No problem. Just ring that little bell and your loyal butt-washing attendant will be right over ... carrying a gleaming silver pail filled with Fiji water just to de-sand your perky cheeks.

Just one requirement: you must be Victoria's Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel ... who proudly showed off the ridiculous ass-splashing service she got during a recent photo shoot in St. Barths.

FYI -- we were joking about the Fiji part ... but La Toya wasn't.

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