From Kylie Bisutti's twitter:

Please sign this petition! It's very important to me!! I would be so grateful to you! Let me know if you do! fb.me/1rc3IWzyO

Just when we thought poverty, war, and inequality were major issues...Cosmo without non-transparent wrappers is TRULY the pressing issue that is affecting the world!

Jesus f***

Kylie is a true gold this really IS the issue that is waking me up from wet (scary!!) dreams

OMFG this is too much

From Kylie Bisutti's twitter:

Please sign this petition! It's very important to me!! I would be so grateful to you! Let me know if you do! fb.me/1rc3IWzyO

Just when we thought poverty, war, and inequality were major issues...Cosmo without non-transparent wrappers is TRULY the pressing issue that is affecting the world!

^Good for you, VSKylie. (Y)

I mean, I'd hate for people not to know how you're against provocative magazine covers that hint at such an abominable thing as sex outside of marriage...

And, you know, "sexually explicit and degrading" photo-shoots that denigrate women to mere sex-objects...

Like in magazines that young teenagers read, and are so easily influenced by - that you can just go and buy in stores...

So well done, VSKylie - for trumpeting this important debate, with no mixed-messages at all.

http://vsallaccess.victoriassecret.com/201...mmit-to-be-fit/

Like, bitches please...

^Let's all commit - it's EASY!

Those tips in full:

First off, get yourself some nice pink boxing gloves. They're sooo 2012:

Then, skip for a little bit - like you did when you woz a kid:

Make you sure you have some ridiculously small little dumbbells to train with:

And then prattle about on a big bouncy ball for a while. Make sure to hold it over your head a lot:

See? Simple...

It's got nothing to do with the absence of this:

Or this:

And certainly NOTHING to do with any of this:

Oh no, just make sure you're wearing VSX (IN STORES NOW):

And don't forget your big bouncy ball, can't stress that enough:

Then, YOU TOO could look like this:

HAPPY 2012

Don't be mean with Kylie, y'all. She found GOD and now she's changed and is better, newer, less sexy her, okay?

And happy 2012 May it be full of panties, tiaras and pretty blondes (and brunettes)!

Fingers crossed that Adriana keeps her 1:08 resolution. Or shuts up. Whichever one.

And Lindsay, I wanna be lucky in love too. I know right? What a coincidence! Like it was meant to be! Call me?

occupywallst.org

lol, you all

occupywallst.org

Will they be sending an Angel to that event? Cause if so, I'm totally in. I just have to figure out how to go to the US without it being too expensive and here I come.

BREAKING NEWS:

Fresh from being the Top-Billed, Number #1 "Angel", Breakout Star, Everybody's Favourite and The People's Princess at The Second Biggest Television Show In The World™ - The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show; Adriana Lima is NOW set to appear on, wait for it, yes, only THE BIGGEST TELEVISION SHOW IN THE WORLD™ - Saturday Night Live. You heard us, not even Heidi Klum could get on that, and she grovelled in the gutter outside their offices for forever. They got the police to escort Tyra Banks away too. No such problem for Lima though, who descended from her golden throne after being hassled by SNL executives for - I don't know, let's say TEN years!!!

This comes fresh after SNL managed to hook such recent high-profile guest-hosts as Elvis Presley, Jesus, HRH The Queen of England, and, only last week Abraham Lincoln. They wondered how they could top that - well, wonder no more. This is THE BIG ONE. How did they do it? Well that's a closely guarded secret - as the notoriously camera-shy model hates being adored - as she was only last month at the annual pilgrimage to pay homage to her divinity: the VSFS.

Embarrassed about being Adored - last month

SNL promises more of the same: slo-mo shots of her holiness pointing, praying, doing that heart thing and pulling silly faces - but with even more stopping for rapturous applause whilst looking up to God to show him how it's done. Only question is - how can they possibly top this???

Meanwhile, in related news, this year's "Million-Dollar Bra" won't be going to Alessandra Ambrosio because there's no way they can knock one of those bras up in just 5 months after she's had a kid. I mean have you seen how those things are intricately moulded to an individual model's requirements? There was at least 20 seconds given over to the complexity of the fittings in this year's show when Miranda turned up, tried it on and left. You're asking the impossible. Also, in more related news, this year's "Million-Dollar Bra" won't be going to Alessandra Ambrosio because it just won't and Adriana should have it again given that she's Everybody's Favourite, didn't have it last year for some stoopid reason, AND will have guest-hosted THE BIGGEST TELEVISION SHOW IN THE WORLD™ just in case you've forgotten since you started reading this.

(Source: Reuters)

Don't be so sure Ale won't get the bra b/c it could be a Fantasy Bra-lette this year

Ale simply WON´T get that bra - not only because the preparations and making of the incredible wonderful detailed bra takes like YEARS, but also (and I got this from my secret source) the whole VS stuff will be eaten by the most terrifying dinosaur of all ages - Dunkleosteus, who, on the occasion of this special moment, will leave the depths of his ocean home and attend the nearest VS event.

EAT THIS, VS!

Dunkleosteus is stoopid! Even if it was eating the entire squad of VS models the level of fat swallowed will be too low to feed the créature needs.

And it could hurt itself eating Alessandra's knees...

I guess since you guys are so in the know, I might as well inquire as to what happened to that Katsia D(something). Not that I'm really looking for her, but I remember she was supposed to be our new queen a few months ago, was in everyone's (figuratively that is, not mine) top 10 overnight and then suddenly she was stricken from the top 10s and I didn't see her in any sets or mentioned just as quickly as she arrived . Where in the world is Katsia Sandiego? Short lived fad, coincidentally not seeing or model protection program ?

^ I killed her Joseph. Last thing we needed was another blonde that looked similar. It's getting pretty damn difficult telling these woman apart as is, let's not add another one.

Dunkleosteus is stoopid! Even if it was eating the entire squad of VS models the level of fat swallowed will be too low to feed the créature needs.

And it could hurt itself eating Alessandra's knees...

He won´t eat the VS models... that would be like eating plankton! He will eat the VS STUFF... all those evil people! Because he´s noooot stoopid!

Pam Anderson Pranks Victoria's Secret Shoppers

You'd think Pamela Anderson (and her considerable assets) would be easily recognizable, especially in a lingerie store, but you're about to meet two shoppers who've clearly never watched an episode of Baywatch. Watch the clip to see Pam expertly confuse a group of clueless male customers who think they've hit jackpot in meeting the Victoria's Secret employee of their dreams.

The hilarious one-hour special also features stars like Ty Pennington, Apolo Anton Ohno, Pauley Perrette, Jerry Springer, and Dr. Drew Pinsky pretending to work normal jobs, befuddling everyday citizens. Don't miss the all-new episode of I Get That A Lot, airing tonight on CBS.

Video Link: http://www.etonline.com/media/flash/coinci...mp;playat=4.754

How do you not know who she is? Crawl out from under the hole you've been living in for the last 20 years.

Other explanation. Scripted.

Unfortunately all tv shows are scripted. Yes, even reality shows. If you look at the credits carefully you would see at least one script writer

Most probably it really is scripted - I don´t really think there is someone who does not know Pam, lol. Ok, not counting people living in wild nature... but these people for sure wouldn´t shop in Victoria´s Secret store, would they.

I have a different problem - I always seem to encounter "twins" of famous stars, giving them silly questions... once I´ve met Brad Pitt twin (in woods!!) and was like wtf, Brad Pitt speaking Czech but he had a girlfriend that was obviously not Angelina Jolie, so...