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OH my Baron.. there are lots of threads that get lost then found again.. so goes the life of BZ in general .. its threads that come to mind when someone sees a picture that brings it back to life..

Odd is not always a place for funny stuff.. although it maybe entertaining .. its not always the same.

Although if this were in the funny section of the forum.. it may not get pipped out so much. ;)

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I have been thinking about doing a little travel..

It has come to my attention that Canada may be an interesting place to visit. What do you think of the idea with places like this?

Spread Eagle, Newfoundland Located near Conception Bay it has a great view of the Dildo Arm.

Dildo, Newfoundland can be nice too on the east cost but there is also..

Dorking-Ontario, Bastard Ontario, Climax Saskatchewan, SexSmith Alberta, Otterville Ontario, Frogmore Ontario and Finger Manitoba

HHHMMM.. which sounds good?

LOL

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BRAND NEW HOME... :ddr:

Had to post this 'sublime' piece of absolute nonsense:

FATHER'S FURY OVER CHILDREN'S 'PORNOGRAPHIC' SWEET WRAPPERS

A father-of-two has spoken of his disgust after spotting fruity cartoon characters appearing to have sex on SWEET wrappers.

Simon Simpkins was buying Haribo 'MAOAM' sour candies for his children when he noticed the 'pornographic' illustrations of limes, lemons and cherries romping with each other.

Mr Simpkins, of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, UK, said: 'The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.

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The Daily Mail letter in full, please read it - it's a winner:

The other day, while doing our weekly shop, I bought for my two children Benjamin and Ofelia, a packet of Haribo Maoam lemon-and-lime confectionery. It was only after I was leaving the checkout that I noticed the appalling illustration on the packaging.

This consists of a lemon and lime locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter. The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid and distasteful expression on his face.

I demanded to see the shop manager and during a heated exchange my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.

I was told to register my complaint with the manufacturer. I'm glad I spotted this before my young children, who are both very sensitive.

My wife and I have always tried to maintain their innocence -- and to think our years of careful parenting could have been wrecked by, of all things, a sweet wrapper makes me livid.

I received a reply from the company saying that the wrapper design had been introduced in Germany in 2002 with a view to making the fruit figures 'more modern and lively' to 'better appeal to the consumer.' It said 'at no point was it intended to create sexual images.' It had been shown to a number of children and adults of different age groups, none of whom has made any comments referring to sexual content.

I consider this response to be less than satisfactory. As a member of our local church, I'm now urging other members of our flock to boycott Haribo products until this illustration is removed.

SIMON SIMPKINS

Pontefract, West Yorkshire

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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