azgirl Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Seagal Odd? HMMMM .. perhaps "poetic" "This is the kind of thing One might see in a movie This is the kind of thing That inspires ones greatest poetry Out of a million chances who would have thought I'd be this kind of lucky one " I would never think Seagal a singer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berno Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 ^ he's so funny to look at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azgirl Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 ^ he's so funny to look at Oh my.. funny huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berno Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Haha thats great.... Its funny, because he thinks he's a good actor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azgirl Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 he's not a good actor? What about his martial arts, now I suppose your going to say he doesn't do that well either. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted May 10, 2008 Author Share Posted May 10, 2008 Hendrix... Page... Clapton... These guys are NOTHING compared to the awesomeness of Commandante Stevenos Seagalrama: Some say, like Robert Johnson, he went to a crossroads and sold his soul to the devil to play like that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azgirl Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 I have no comment to you Baron.. how do you leave me speechless at times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted May 11, 2008 Author Share Posted May 11, 2008 Thus far - NOTHING - an advert about guitars, that's it??? <_< But, for me at least, it is early days... Trench warfare, bunker down. I want to see something Seagal related appear here. I thought he was a good cultural icon to choose. I mean, he is special - isn't he... From an early age - they knew the child was different: "The boy is dangerous. They all sense it. Why can't you?" But even they couldn't imagine quite how deadly the Seagalmeister would become - with hands alone! Simply breathtaking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted May 11, 2008 Author Share Posted May 11, 2008 COOL AS FUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted May 11, 2008 Author Share Posted May 11, 2008 Steven Seagal's Discipline "O-Sensei always said: 'Aikido wa budo de aru'. And what I always felt he meant was: 'This is a martial art and if it doesn't work, take up aerobics, take up dance, or take up a gun! But don't call it the martial arts'. Aikido is a martial art." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted May 11, 2008 Author Share Posted May 11, 2008 The Archbishop St. Steven of Seagalshire rescues yet another puppy from a (no doubt) burning building: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted May 11, 2008 Author Share Posted May 11, 2008 As deadly with an axe: As with a gun: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted May 11, 2008 Author Share Posted May 11, 2008 Young warlocks, disciples, try to harness the awesome power of the Great Mage Stevano Seagalmore... He visits them in terrifying fury: You CANNOT mess with such power. :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: But fear not his wrath - Seagal is welcoming to humble visitors. He is a kind and friendly host to those who seek his guidance: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted May 11, 2008 Author Share Posted May 11, 2008 NAMASTÉ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M--- Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 doesn't he look really botoxy this days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted May 11, 2008 Author Share Posted May 11, 2008 doesn't he look really botoxy this days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azgirl Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 doesn't he look really botoxy this days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted May 12, 2008 Author Share Posted May 12, 2008 Baron .. dang all my plans with Seagal have been dramatically altered, now who am I going to idolize . I was once one of those warlock members of the GMSS club..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M--- Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Plus, he keeps the streets clean from ruffians:Honestly, what more could you want in a man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted May 12, 2008 Author Share Posted May 12, 2008 Plus, he keeps the streets clean from ruffians:Honestly, what more could you want in a man? beauty? charm? brain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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