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That said, these Yoga people are just too damn SMUG for me!

Always twisting themselves about in front of you, showing off. Always so 'bendier-than-thou'...

And me, I've just twisted my ankle ( :cry: ) - so I don't care to see them. Frankly, unless they can do THIS, I'm not interested:

Wang Fang, 27, of Chongqing city in China, was born with her feet facing the wrong way, but has learned to live with her condition without problems and recently refused a disability pension.

She said: "I can run faster than most of my friends and have a regular job as a waitress in the family restaurant. There is no reason to class me as disabled."

Doctors and her family feared she would not be able to walk properly when she was born, but agreed that she can now outrun anyone she knows.

Wang, who has a five year-old son with normal feet, said: "I can walk as well as anyone else, and even run faster than them. I'm like everyone else - except of course that I put my shoes on backwards."

You see - that's a proper contortion (and a proper twisted ankle):

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BEAT THAT YOU BENDERS!!!

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But, you know, it might SEEM like a good idea - having this catwoman around, always wanting to lick you... However, they still piss you about with trying to get into the fridge for the milk:

You never know where that tongue's been :evil: You tell them to stop with the biting... But if they PERSIST:

Awwww...

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And, with the recent interest in Body-Builders... Well, check out this LITTLE fella:

This is Aditya "Romeo" Dev - the self-styled Tiniest Body-Builder. He's 2' 9", 1st 6lbs, and 19 years old and from India. He just attacks those 1.5kg dumb-bells:

I know he probably hates this, but Awwwww, look at him...

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