TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 4, 2009 Author Share Posted December 4, 2009 CRISP LOVER CHANGES NAME TO MR MONSTER MUNCH A man who is obssessed with crisps, eating a different flavour for breakfast, lunch and dinner, has changed his name by deed poll - to Mr Monster Munch Chris Hunt, a plumber, starts the day with packet of pickled onion Monster Munch, has a roast beef Monster Munch sandwich for lunch and a Flamin' Hot flavour bag for dinner. He is so obsessed with the corn snack that he has even devised recipes to include Monster Munch in rice and pasta dishes. THe 26-year-old finally changed his name after being dared to by friends. Mr Munch - or Monster to his pals - said: ''I just can't get enough of them. I love all the flavours, but admit roast beef is a particular favourite. ''I used to just eat three bags of roast beef a day, but I decided I needed a bit of variety in my life, so now I vary the flavours between breakfast, lunch and dinner.'' He often mixes his Monster Munch with traditional meals - but is yet to crack the secret of mixing the crisps with his breakfast. ''Don't knock it until you've tried it - everybody secretly loves crisp sandwiches, which I have for lunch,'' he said. ''The only thing I've not figured out yet is how to have my Monster Munch for breakfast. ''I've tried pouring milk on them, but they go soggy too quickly and on toast they are a bit dry. ''I'm sure I'll figure something out, though - maybe they would be good in a fry-up.'' Mr Munch, of Evington, Leics., made the name change without consulting Walkers, which makes the crisps, and says his mates were ''amazed''. ''They looked at me like I was nuts and dared me to change my name,'' he said. ''I don't think they thought I would go through with it - but now I demand to be called either 'Monster' or 'Mr Munch'.'' He said he was not worried about overeating as he runs five miles a day and works out in the gym three times a week. ''I know it's a bit extreme, but I make sure I eat a balanced diet and I run 35 miles a week and train in the gym three times a week,'' he said. ''I just don't want to give up Monster Munch - I loved them when I was a lad and when they brought out the new retro packs I must admit my heart skipped a beat. ''It took me way back to when I was a little boy and used to get Monster Munch as a treat.'' Paul Sanderson, a friend, said: ''Chris has always been a bit crazy, but this is taking things a bit too far - even for him. ''I'll call him Monster, though, because that's his name and that's what he wants - and I suppose it is a bit more interesting than boring Chris Hunt.'' Mark my words - this man will not amount to very much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azgirl Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Can i be Coco Pebbles? I like Fruity Pebbles but I am already called Fruity sometimes.What food would you like to change your name to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 5, 2009 Author Share Posted December 5, 2009 Can i be Coco Pebbles? I like Fruity Pebbles but I am already called Fruity sometimes. What food would you like to change your name to? ^I'm Señor Bife De Lomo!You can be my Señora Provoleta Completa... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 11, 2009 Author Share Posted December 11, 2009 Apropos of nothing - but I saw these and, well, they made me laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 WHEN SANTA GOES WRONG Piss off, Grandpa... Did this before with freakish Easter Bunnies. Why do parents subject their kids to a terrifying ordeal of sitting on the knee of such patently bizarre figures? This drunk is clearly going to drop them any second now... Jolly much? This guy can't believe his fucking luck! So can't be bothered. No wonder this kid's terrified. That's a damn Yeti! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 You're Santa - NOT Odin, ready to feast with the dead warriors in Valhalla and drink from the skulls of their victims... Why not simply give your child to a railroad hobo and have done with it? Hey, Papa Noel - watch the roving hand there mate! Strangely calm and contented reaction from what will no doubt prove to be a horrific repressed memory. Could they make that mask any more sinister? COOL. AS. FUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azgirl Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 A little Christmas fun.. I think Santa scares me now. hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 30, 2009 Author Share Posted December 30, 2009 A little Christmas fun..^Well, I'm glad you liked it at least!!!It still being the season of goodwill, how about image of Jesus found in a dog's anus? Come and bring your sick to be cured, pilgrims: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azgirl Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 I think I have seen everything now.. heheheI love your humor Baron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted January 2, 2010 Author Share Posted January 2, 2010 I love your humor Baron.^ Very much a niche group!But it's all still going on out there: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jig Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 santa pics made me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceeagel Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 btw the jesus pic is truly epic ^^ took this pic a week ago while sight-seeing...and it totally made my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted January 3, 2010 Author Share Posted January 3, 2010 took this pic a week ago while sight-seeing...and it totally made my day. ^Nice! (Y) I've always liked this one - maybe a bit cumbersome but, size matters not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceeagel Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 didnt even know they are still selling this...oh btw this is adolf hitlers "My Struggle" ...in spanish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceeagel Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 well...this thing was real...and it tasted good,too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted January 13, 2010 Author Share Posted January 13, 2010 ^What was that supposed to be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceeagel Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 gummy bears!it just came out like that...i didnt melt anything together...it really just came out like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted January 13, 2010 Author Share Posted January 13, 2010 gummy bears!it just came out like that...i didnt melt anything together...it really just came out like this ^Wow - that's like some divine gummy bear! Maybe The Holy Trinity, or the Trimurti of Brahma-Vishnu-Maheshvar..? Do you think there's some kind of 'supernatural' message implicit in this though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceeagel Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Wow - that's like some divine gummy bear! Maybe The Holy Trinity, or the Trimurti of Brahma-Vishnu-Maheshvar..? oh 5h!t and i ate it! i could have sold it on ebay to some über-religious guy ermmm...about the condom.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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