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... Ok, I think the name says it all.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. (I know it's sooo wrong)

I like every bone in your body especially mine. ( " " )

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Can I flirt with you?

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

Some favourites:

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

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My ex-bf: So ****, you got any Irish in you? ;)

Me: Ahhh...no :blink:

My ex-bf: Would you like some? :brows:

Me: You just totally ruin your chances of me sleeping with you <_<

My ex-bf: Oh c'mon I was joking. You know you are my chicky :D

Me: Just b/c you have a cock doesn't mean I am a chicky :angry:

My ex-bf: :idk:

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My ex-bf: So ****, you got any Irish in you? ;)

Me: Ahhh...no :blink:

My ex-bf: Would you like some? :brows:

Me: You just totally ruin your chances of me sleeping with you <_<

My ex-bf: Oh c'mon I was joking. You know you are my chicky :D

Me: Just b/c you have a cock doesn't mean I am a chicky :angry:

My ex-bf: :idk:

I LOVE that Irish bit. :ninja:

heres another:

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

I found that when i was playing around with my b/f one day, he has a few funny ones.. this one and the "word of the day is legs" one are my ultimate favourites.

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hmm, coulda sworn there was a thread on this somewhere :idk:

anyways,

  • Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • Is your father a baker? Because those sure are some nice buns!
  • If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst! :laugh:
  • Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!
  • You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.
  • Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?
  • When God made you he had to have broken the mold because I have never seen anything as beautiful as you.

You: Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency?

Other: Yea sure, what's wrong?

You: My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.

aight thats enough cheesy pickup lines for now :ninja:

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One Night Stand Girl - Hey...Do you know where your house is?

Me: Uhmm Yes :blink:

One Night Stand Girl - Can I take you there?

Me: Uhmm Yes :blink:

I was really caught off guard..

Eventually she took me to her house :whistle:

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hmm, coulda sworn there was a thread on this somewhere :idk:

really :ninja:... I tried looking it up but nothing came up and a lot of the threads in this section have missleading names/titles. I hope there isn't one already because I put some thought into this one :laugh:

I wouldn't use any of these on anyone, unless I already knew them a bit and if I were trying to break the ice a little to get into some more serious flirting action. :evil:

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My ex-bf: So ****, you got any Irish in you? ;)

Me: Ahhh...no :blink:

My ex-bf: Would you like some? :brows:

Me: You just totally ruin your chances of me sleeping with you <_<

My ex-bf: Oh c'mon I was joking. You know you are my chicky :D

Me: Just b/c you have a cock doesn't mean I am a chicky :angry:

My ex-bf: :idk:

:rofl: :rofl:

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