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this is the lamest one i have ever heard

You: hey, what's you height?

Me: (says what is the height)

You: really?

Me: yea,why?

You: i was just wondering how did you fit inside my heart

I mean HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? :angry:

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My cousin uses one that always works for him.

He goes up to a girl and says: "If an ugly brown 24 year old single guy came up to you and asked for your number, would you give it to him?"

He's goodlooking but 98% always says yes. :blink:

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I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future.
this is the lamest one i have ever heard

You: hey, what's you height?

Me: (says what is the height)

You: really?

Me: yea,why?

You: i was just wondering how did you fit inside my heart

I mean HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? :angry:

:rofl: Am I stupid b/c I think those are cute? :laugh:

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Very well..if I look at his succesrate :D

I've tried it before though...and it has never worked for me. :(

well, I wonder why :trout: but i cannot klnow since i never saw you :trout: that's not fair :trout: :D

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this is the lamest one i have ever heard

You: hey, what's you height?

Me: (says what is the height)

You: really?

Me: yea,why?

You: i was just wondering how did you fit inside my heart

I mean HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? :angry:

:rofl: Am I stupid b/c I think those are cute? :laugh:

I actually laughed the first time I heard it, but haha it's still lame :rofl:

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