Posted October 24, 200618 yr ... Ok, I think the name says it all.Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. (I know it's sooo wrong)I like every bone in your body especially mine. ( " " )You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Can I flirt with you? Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.Some favourites:The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
October 24, 200618 yr That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.I'm going to use that tomorrow. Fuck yeah.
October 25, 200618 yr My ex-bf: So ****, you got any Irish in you? Me: Ahhh...no My ex-bf: Would you like some? :brows: Me: You just totally ruin your chances of me sleeping with you <_< My ex-bf: Oh c'mon I was joking. You know you are my chicky Me: Just b/c you have a cock doesn't mean I am a chicky My ex-bf:
October 25, 200618 yr That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.I'm going to use that tomorrow. Fuck yeah.A variation: "I really like that dress you wearing. I think it would look great next to my bed :brows: "
October 25, 200618 yr Author My ex-bf: So ****, you got any Irish in you? Me: Ahhh...no My ex-bf: Would you like some? :brows: Me: You just totally ruin your chances of me sleeping with you <_< My ex-bf: Oh c'mon I was joking. You know you are my chicky Me: Just b/c you have a cock doesn't mean I am a chicky My ex-bf: I LOVE that Irish bit. heres another: If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? I found that when i was playing around with my b/f one day, he has a few funny ones.. this one and the "word of the day is legs" one are my ultimate favourites.
October 25, 200618 yr hmm, coulda sworn there was a thread on this somewhere anyways, Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Is your father a baker? Because those sure are some nice buns! If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst! Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get! You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot. Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place? When God made you he had to have broken the mold because I have never seen anything as beautiful as you. You: Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency? Other: Yea sure, what's wrong? You: My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love. aight thats enough cheesy pickup lines for now
October 25, 200618 yr Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?. I got that once
October 25, 200618 yr One Night Stand Girl - Hey...Do you know where your house is? Me: Uhmm Yes One Night Stand Girl - Can I take you there? Me: Uhmm Yes I was really caught off guard.. Eventually she took me to her house
October 25, 200618 yr Do you believe in love at first sight or should I just come back a second time? Don't use pick-up lines, kids.
October 25, 200618 yr heh.. Wow, I must say those are way out of my league for pick-up lines. =P I've only heard of one, and I thought it was cute..Girl: Do you have a bandaid?Boy: No, why?Girl: Because I scraped my knee falling for you... Yeahhh.. haha
October 25, 200618 yr Does anyone ever really use this stuff? I hope not. a lot of people used those on me :trout:
October 25, 200618 yr Does anyone ever really use this stuff? I hope not. a lot of people used those on me :trout: Then they probably have a good reason for doing so :brows:
October 25, 200618 yr Author hmm, coulda sworn there was a thread on this somewhere really ... I tried looking it up but nothing came up and a lot of the threads in this section have missleading names/titles. I hope there isn't one already because I put some thought into this one I wouldn't use any of these on anyone, unless I already knew them a bit and if I were trying to break the ice a little to get into some more serious flirting action. :evil:
October 26, 200618 yr My ex-bf: So ****, you got any Irish in you? Me: Ahhh...no My ex-bf: Would you like some? :brows: Me: You just totally ruin your chances of me sleeping with you <_< My ex-bf: Oh c'mon I was joking. You know you are my chicky Me: Just b/c you have a cock doesn't mean I am a chicky My ex-bf: :rofl:
October 26, 200618 yr One I had like 100 times: ''My legs so hurt. Would you like to massage my foot... without your clothes on?'' Honestly
October 26, 200618 yr do we get to see the recipient of so many pick-up lines? :brows: you and rogue are like queen of the pick-up lines
October 26, 200618 yr Straight to the Point: When you have to know, now. Most of those are lame, but some are great. I was just too lazy to copy paste them <_<
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