@ HE OR SHE WHO WILL NOT BE NAMED

 

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Now we have Chrissy's post partum stretch marks, Ashley's flabby rolls and thunder thighs and Myla's sagging water balloons

you forgot this.....

 

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Hate hate hate the 'beauty transcends body type' new-age ethos too that MJ is imposing on a 50-year successful institution. Goddamn it, SI used to be about worshipping a woman's body as an ideal of perfection, however unattainable it was/is.

 

 

Gotta be inclusive to all genders   Not sorry.....

1 minute ago, Ambrosio-Rahi said:

The thought just occurred to me...what if the girls that are doing bodypaint this year, are from another pointless SI model search? 

it was discussed and maybe but there are only 4 models..and the MS was with 6 models last year..but who knows with MJ

3 minutes ago, Prettyphile said:

 Goddamn it, SI used to be about worshipping a woman's body as an ideal of perfection, however unattainable it was/is.

 

Perfection or not, Chrissy's  body (and face) is truly unattainable.

these pics of Chrissy will give me nightmares

 

You sure about that? cause I just showed you Chrissy Male Doppelganger 

 

Take it all in boys.... (that's what he said)

 

^

 

   Much penis confusion huh?

 

 

christie brickley was so hungry on IG to get the cover last night....she was posting all her SI covers with huge captions of love to SI and Mj. gurl.... bye . 

 

 

Also i see some rumours of Serena williams on the cover tha fuck..?

there's an articol on pagesix.com saying there are 3 covers with Serena, Kate Upton and Christie...total bullshit

2 minutes ago, peroxideblonde said:

there's an articol on pagesix.com saying there are 3 covers with Serena, Kate Upton and Christie...total bullshit

 

 

 

PLZ NO!

God i hope that's true I would laugh so hard

 

Also Hannah

 

since i love Kate i can't be totally against it but it scream fake to me, 3 covers again would be pointless and not shocking

 

Bride of chucky looks terrifying as usual. 

Jeter be all up in that er-day though. trying to raise hit batting average.

 

Vita looks like Cookie Kwan from the simpsons:

 

 

Slightly sexier though, and wants to sell me some real estate on the down low, is very good deal on the west side

 

 

And Chrissy 4Head... is just ya

 

 

@Stormbringer

 

 

I found @Prettyphile's near perfect animal, don't you like it?

 

Edit: I listened to the Video, I hate you woman.  you

Edited February 13, 20178 yr by Limerlight

22 minutes ago, Limerlight said:

 Jeter be all up in that er-day though. trying to raise hit batting average.

 

I thought you were going to say something else about Jeter.

1 minute ago, Stromboli1 said:

 

I thought you were going to say something else about Jeter.

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Derek Jeter and Jorge Posada engaged in sexual relations in the clubhouse sauna at the end of their first season with the team. Jeter and Posada then allowed Priore to perform oral sex on them in order to keep him quiet.

 

You mean dat  

Or that bride of chucky swings his bat at a better % than Jeter ever did?

 

She hit more home runs with Jeter's bat and balls than Barry Bonds?

 

Jeter still has to try to slide into home base carefully?

 

I could keep going  

 

Just now, Limerlight said:

You mean dat  

Or that bride of chucky swings his bat at a better % than Jeter ever did?

 

She hit more home runs with Jeter's bat and balls than Barry Bonds?

 

Jeter still has to try to slide into home base carefully?

 

I could keep going

 

Something something about Jeter & Posada.