October 20, 20168 yr Myla , Vita , Kelly , Lais and probably Lana Z too as rookies i feel like Jojo Skriver could be a perfect fit for rookie and they definetely are not done with the locations because they usually put captions like done! its wrap for si swim 2017 or see ya in February! lol... i think are coming 2 locations more... one in november and last one in december. or at least one more location.
October 20, 20168 yr http://www.si.com/swim-daily/2016/10/20/sports-illustrated-swimsuit-2017-casting-calls-rachelle-goulding
October 20, 20168 yr the first time she was at the casting she was a no for me..but i like her more now! still, she's not in the priorities
October 21, 20168 yr Huge yes to Yulia, no to Rachelle. And can't wait to see Lais' pictures, guess we have the 2017 ROTY already
October 21, 20168 yr http://www.si.com/swim-daily/2016/10/21/sports-illustrated-swimsuit-2017-casting-calls-gabriella-kuti
October 22, 20168 yr i hate spiders but i don't give a damn if i see pics or videos of them just like clowns, i can watch IT over and over but seeing one in person make me feel very uncomfortable
October 22, 20168 yr 12 minutes ago, Stormbringer said: WHY. WHY!!! Because we had far too much SI Swim discussion the last few weeks. The spooders were getting jealous. Must appease the Spooder Gods. And if we don't appease them, then we have to sacrifice a BZ member.....
October 22, 20168 yr 44 minutes ago, RIP_Cabrini_Green said: Hey I have both of these 35 minutes ago, peroxideblonde said: just like clowns, i can watch IT over and over but seeing one in person make me feel very uncomfortable Gotta help you get over the fear
October 22, 20168 yr 19 minutes ago, Prettyphile said: Hey I have both of these Well hopefully they get along better than the two above. Ha.
October 22, 20168 yr 5 hours ago, peroxideblonde said: just like clowns, i can watch IT over and over but seeing one in person make me feel very uncomfortable
October 22, 20168 yr ICP!!!! ..... is it sad that I still know the lyrics to this song? Quote "Let's meet contestant number one He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown Who says, "woman love his sexy smile" Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, what's your question?" "Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my family Tell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick" Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!" Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips! It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will try to jump again And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After you mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear "Now, let's meet contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, let's hear your question" "I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know?" First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!! But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here I'd go through your phone book and whack em all And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw (what?!) Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!! When we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playing As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!! "Well it sounds like contestant number two Is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon It's a touch choice so far Sharon, let's have your last question and See which one is going to win the rights to your neden" "Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would your pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins!" Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake! Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in the crowded place I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap Shit, you don't want contestant number two He's mad-whack I walk into a bar and there he was Standing up by a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!
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