I wonder if Candice will be pregnant anytime soon. She and Herman have been dating for what, like a decade by now?!

I hope she never gets pregnant...OK, not until she's in her thirties. And speaking of the P word, doesn't Alessandra look like she's pregnant?

^Well, at least we know she doesn't have implants. I was right. It needed to be said.

Which Countries Are All 295 Victoria's Secret Models From?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/thrillist/which-countries-are-all-2_b_4966301.html

^

 

Fascinating! Whoever would have guessed... 

I wouldn't. At all. Ever.

The implants slide in her stomach!

The implants slide in her stomach!

what the... what happened with her implants?

Well, as I said:

They looked somewhat too "pushed-in" to be implants. And Alessandra has allegedly been too traumatized by her infection when she got her ear pinned to try cosmetic surgery again.

There's as much boobage hidden under the grey dress as there is shown out of the pink dress, that is the point that is being made.

 

The boobs on the left are spread apart whereas they are pushed in together on the right.

haha

Is this true?

 

 

that lindsay is engaged? yes

That she got the bridal campaign?

Wouldn't surprise me. They did it with Lily a few years ago. That being said, Lindsay has already modeled for bridal wear for VS.

someone knows about the search VS. says off-line and can not see the pictures!

 

 

 

 

 

Stop being so unsensitive, OKAY?! I thought you were otherwordy/dly (?) but you´re obviously not.

 

Fear the revenge of my unicorn! It´s real, in case you don´t know!

 

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Oh I so do want a 3 some with you and me and Limer your unicorn right now!

 

 

I will ask my unicorn, it´s a very tricky creature. Craves for some cookies and wine

 

Just when you thought it was over.

 

 

 

 

 

Stop being so unsensitive, OKAY?! I thought you were otherwordy/dly (?) but you´re obviously not.

 

Fear the revenge of my unicorn! It´s real, in case you don´t know!

 

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Oh I so do want a 3 some with you and me and Limer your unicorn right now!

 

I got replaced with a unicorn? 

 

I must cancel the dinner reservations then

Just when you thought it was over.

Curves!!

Behati and Alessandra are apparently doing more press today for VS swim and will be on Late Night with Seth Meyers tonight.

^ all-set (y)

Oh look at how Elle Australia views the Adam-Behati relationship

 

(And look at the brilliant resolution of my phone camera! God bless Samsung, viva la Galaxy S3 Mini!)

 

And once again the media fails to realize who the actual Victoria's Secret Angels are and that Anne V was never one.

 

But a most amusing Behati thought

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stop being so unsensitive, OKAY?! I thought you were otherwordy/dly (?) but you´re obviously not.

 

Fear the revenge of my unicorn! It´s real, in case you don´t know!

 

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Oh I so do want a 3 some with you and me and Limer your unicorn right now!

 

I got replaced with a unicorn? 

 

I must cancel the dinner reservations then

 

 

Such is the power of unicorns