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Man finds Kate Middleton-lookalike jelly bean

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A 25-year-old accountant has found Kate Middleton's face in a jelly bean. Yep. Wesley Hosie and his girlfriend, Jessica White, noticed that a mango bean in the jar they had purchased from the Jelly Bean Factory featured an uncanny resemblance to Prince William's future bride, the Telegraph reports.

"As Jessica opened the jar, I saw her immediately. She was literally lying there staring back at me," Hosie said. And the pair immediately saw an opportunity in their blessed jelly bean. "Given that the royal wedding is only a few weeks away, we hope to make a few pounds out of it by selling it on the internet to a collector." The couple plan to sell it on eBay for 500 pounds (approximately $815), though considering one of Middleton's old dresses sold for $125,000 and the Royal Wedding frenzy is in full force, we believe they can garner a good deal more for the bean than that.

Of course, there’s a possibility that Hobie and White are pulling a fast one here. But we’d like to believe the jelly bean is real, if only because no fairytale is complete without some kind of magical food item.

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Ah, the royal wedding. Dresses by Sarah Burton, hats by Tim Burton. :ninja:

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^^ Hah!! :rofl:

on a more somber note, archival pics prove JFK hit the blunts

an articl dating back to 1962 let i be known that jack preferred grape swisher sweets

wrapped 'roun d his Kine Bud

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Planking death: man plunges from balcony

A man has plunged to his death after "planking" on a seventh-storey balcony in this morning, police have confirmed. Acton Beale, aged 20, fell from the balcony of a unit block on in the Brisbane suburb of Kangaroo Point shortly before 4.30am. He was trying to lay face down on the balcony railing of his apartment when he suddenly fell.

Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/national/planking...l#ixzz1MViSEW5N

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WTF is planking, you ask?

(Be sure to mute the awful music)

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WTF is planking, you ask?

(Be sure to mute the awful music)

^Yeah, thanks for that warning! :pinch: (Y)

This 'planking' seems to be solely designed for the "moral majority" to get themselves into a new lather over... PLANKING IS THE END OF THE WORLD - no, it's just that that fool did it in a stoopid place! Calm down.

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^It does seem to be catching on amongst 'impressionable' young men... :blink:

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Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born

in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.

Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

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wow that president stuff is really weird!!

maybe Lincoln has reborn as Kennedy and had the same destiny again?lol

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^:rofl:

Damn it Michael* - 'copyright claim'... :mad:

:pinch:

Take 2:

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omg , i just heard this on my local college station

literally almost peed myself whilst listening to this :rofl: :rofl:

i wish they had this back when louie-dreaddfull was little-

i woulda TOTALLY read this to him :shifty:

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