TheBaronOfFratton

YES! I just got blackrain'd. Good night BZ, my work here is done...

Your link - once more - is super-flattering! Humbled... And excellent 'heart' too.

No real sweet-tooth (excepting what we call facturas - little sweet pastries), but just like food and drink - I'm a gourmand! You?

Hey, all's good, I swear I'm getting more decadent though - I've eaten out every day this week!

I don't know - it's sponsored by Fosters though? I've just downloaded them all to iPod to watch on TV tomorrow... Cashback!

"how ate I him"?!?! I'm sorry, I can't answer that!

I know right - why'd they keep that such a secret? There are even more new ones coming soon apparently...

Well, best of luck with that - and I can't wait to hear the 'more'!

Often BZ is social-Darwinism in reverse, but we remain attentive and ever vigilant - FEAR NOT!

How are things extranjero?

I can't hear you... I said BZ - ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?

It is a GENIUS creation - and so well thought through. You can almost read him like a book - and not necessarily a good book. Certainly not Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab!

Have you seen those new Alan Partridge "mid-mornig matters" podcasts (for Fosters)? Why wasn't I aware of these things?!?! JURASSIC PARK!

My votes always carry extra weight - I have GRAVITAS!!! It says 'talent' in the byline - but I suspect it will amount to beauty, no?

<3 <3

Indeed! They're Cuban though, I hope that doesn't bother you?!! Rolled on a dusky maiden's caramel thighs...

jaja - yes - it seems I was slightly premature. And I've gone and brought a box of cigars and everything now!!!

He's the *cough* "actor" in the Fast/Furious films - and that plank of wood who went swimming with Jessica Alba in that Jessica Alba softcore underwater movie!

I see you have new fan with young Limerlight then?

Surely your signature's missing the "acting" anomaly that is Paul Walker! He can't even STAND STILL unselfconsciously in a scene...

And the answer to your new thread is: Julianne Moore. But given it's BZ it could be anything. That she would even be up against Ashley Greene is, quite frankly, RIDICULOUS. You must forgive my continued absence from such comps my friend..?

It's not on here yet, but I've read about it and really want to see it. It sounds like a show I would like... Btw, R.Kelly? BLEURGH!!!

How about a 600lbs porn sensation? There's a fetish for everyone, so somebody would be pleased! Maybe...

+ thanks for the rating - but, as you can see, I'm still consigned to ignominious 4 star status (is there no justice at BZ?)!

I just saw on that '3 things' thread that both Joe and Limey begged you to go to their thread - and you did! So I was feeling left out, as you'd NEVER been to mine, despite my obvious 'superiority'(< that's just to tease Joe!)!!!