TheBaronOfFratton

Why, thank you! Credit to LMS for the avatar, and VSCatherine for the signature. Concept, naturally, all mine of course..! I have to add that this is my first encounter with Shiloh... He shouldn't worry about banana farms though - they're probably hard work.

Ja! Just saw the 'Barney' quote: ugh!!! ;)

What/who do you mean?

Oh no, I know those things (I'm only a semi-Luddite!) - just the content was WAY over my head!!! 'Supernatural' seems a far more serious business than I anticipated!

I've just been perusing your links my dear... Hell if I know what ANY of that means?!?!

Feliz Cumpleanos to MY Gravure idol! Nice to see around again a little more frequently - keep it up...

brianwp? You just can't get the proper standard of members here these days, can you?

HOW DARE YOU! That song belongs to our 'Queen of Hearts' - and on the week before her son's wedding too... She'll be looking down on him you know? Raised him proper. One of us she was - if your dad was an Earl that is. The People's Princess. God bless her. Etc. Etc.

So, why'd it take you so long to find me? And what did I do to deserve this? A pleasure to make your acquaintance, you sound an interesting member...

I would imagine that the 'whose sperm won?' conundrum will be made glaringly obvious by the time the young gap-toothed petulant chubster OR unageing widow's peaked transatlantic gold-digger turns up to pre-school...

It's NOT Elton's - I think you'll find it's Elton and his partner David Furnish's. Oh, WHEN will they acknowledge this generations finest "film producer"???

Yes, I hear that! Happened to me for a while too, used to go on LOTS of weekend breaks...

Yeah - murder 'shmurder'... It was just a case of old-fashioned divine retribution anyway. I could cope with that!

Aw, you never have to thank me - I'm forever indebted to you for proposing my thread, and for being the kick-assiest of the kick-asses here!

Birthday boy! How have you spent it? In a steamy Taylor/Adriana/Lacey 'menage a quatre' - OR, more prosaically, with the wife-to-be?!!

The tabloids are certainly full of it (and his ex bitching about it!). But I've not seen her to make a conclusion!!! as for Magda, then you're lucky - our billboards aren't of the same calibre as your fine export!

Good to see back here again! No, our paths haven't crossed for a while have they? Just reminded me that I saw Dita on CSI last week (we're a way behind you guys I fear) - NICE!

I shall be off to Spain myself in June (I hope). Have a good friend's wedding in France then, so it would be rude not to, no?!! Behati pic is meant to do that!

Encantado, SJ.

And how are you? My dad's back to Spain on Sat, so enjoying these last few days of drinking!

Ja - I hadn't even thought of that! Spot on...

My best wishes as this day rolls around again! But you never forget your (BZ) first - and I am always indebted...

Always nice to have them visit, isn't it? Maybe not permanently though!!!

Mine was fine - my father is in town so I've been out with him. How about you?