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Let's go get liquored up and rape each other. :rofl: (Y)

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. :shifty:

So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?

omg there's sopme classic ones on that page :rofl: :rofl:

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awesome page:

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You are rubber, I'm glue, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck you.

Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead! :ninja:

Oh ... remember this one:

Excuse me, did we go to different highschools together?

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Let's go get liquored up and rape each other. :rofl: (Y)

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. :shifty:

So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?

omg there's sopme classic ones on that page :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl:

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Fancy a fuck?

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?

My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.

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