red_ed Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Let's go get liquored up and rape each other. (Y) First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak? omg there's sopme classic ones on that page :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 awesome page: Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. You are rubber, I'm glue, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck you. Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead! Oh ... remember this one: Excuse me, did we go to different highschools together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penny.lane Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Let's go get liquored up and rape each other. (Y)First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak? omg there's sopme classic ones on that page :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penny.lane Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Fancy a fuck? Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice? My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted October 27, 2006 Author Share Posted October 27, 2006 I fancy a ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ack Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I'm thinking of going to a city where I don't know anybody...and just try a couple of those. I'll keep ya'll posted on which one works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted October 27, 2006 Author Share Posted October 27, 2006 I read what you wrote as if it were a pick up line because i just assumed .. that didn't work lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ack Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 If that would work on a girl, she'd be extremely easy. You probably would not even have to use a pickup line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aida Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!? another one I had a million times with this look :brows: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penny.lane Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I'm thinking of going to a city where I don't know anybody...and just try a couple of those. I'll keep ya'll posted on which one works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greeneyed_lady Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 are you tired?why?cause you've been running though my mind all day...this thread is great! yaya for cheesi-ness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jig Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Let's go get liquored up and rape each other. (Y) :rofl: omfg that one is way too hilarious :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rouge red Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Love this thread never heard those... thank god... my guys were more intelligent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImmortallyInsane Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Here's one:Guy: You wanna go back to to my place, eat pizza and fuck?Girl: No.Guy: Why? Don't you like pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted December 10, 2006 Author Share Posted December 10, 2006 .. hahah I've heard that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SympathysSilhouette Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Everyone knows sex isn't a suitable dessert after pizza... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted December 12, 2006 Author Share Posted December 12, 2006 no kidding lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot sauce Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 hm i go with the easy ones:"hey angel, how's heaven?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LayDieeLoVe Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 weaksauce. funny thread tho'Hey baby if you were a burger you'd be the mcgorgeous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted February 14, 2007 Author Share Posted February 14, 2007 Mcgorgeous ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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