^ It's broke ass Elvis in all his glory!

I rather listen to both of those horrific songs than listening to Adriana, Sam or EmRata speak

 

Back on topic   ...

^^ I actually want one of those soooo badly

@Prettyphile The broke ass Elvis?

Whipspooder

Are you sure, broke Elvis can serenade you each night with bad lyrics?

WP > Broken Elvis

 

love is love

do not judge

 

 

Secret to long life... she doesn't give one fuck.

+ Pie & Whiskey = Hero

 

 

 

 

Sign all three of them up, MJ!

 

^^ But that would be doing something we want, and MJ would never do that.   

 

@Stormbringer

 

You're welcome ...   RIGHT VERSION

 

@1:39

best version

Pretty WTF is that  

 

Spoiler

Btw, I had an horrifying encounter with a spider the other day. It was probably of one of the most dangerous species we have here  
The fucking thing was crawling near my amp in the rehearsal room  

 

That is pure sexiness...  

Did you kiss it? Please tell me you let the little guy go outside. No killing of the spooders!

 

 

I asked for help and it was killed  

If it was the species we think it was, it's one of the deadliest spiders we have here. That abomination wasn't going to make it alive   

 

Should of sent the little guy to me

 

OH! I found a place that sells Whip Spooders! I'm buying a male and female asap

 

That little guy kills you if you don't kill it first 

 

People sell those spiders???

I have Black Widows as pets, and I've also had a Brown Recluse which can do some nasty damage. Just google brown recluse bite and be sad.  Spiders don't scare me in the least and as long as they aren't skittish you can handle them with relative ease.

 

And yes you can buy them online: http://www.kenthebugguy.com/tailless-whip-scorp/

http://www.firstchoicereptiles.com/tanzanian-tailless-whip-scorpion-for-sale/

http://www.petsolutions.com/C/Insects-Bugs/I/Giant-Tailless-Whip-Scorpion.aspx

 

 

This was a relative of the brown recluse  Chilean Recluse Spider, and it's bite has very similar effects.