No

Have you ever been in love?

In retrospect, no.

Have you ever walked into a glass sliding door?

Yes

Have you ever had an eye injury/infection?

No

Have you ever shown your Mom all your tattoos?

No

Have you ever see your boyfriend kissed with other girl?

No

Have you ever been swimming with dolphins?

No, ran out of $$ in cozumel

Have you ever had a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred?

Yes

Have you ever had absinthe?

of course i've called in sick before i don't think i have

have you ever forgot about the time change and been somewhere way early/way late?

No

Have you ever traveled across your home state/country by train?

Yes.

Have you ever vaccumed up something valuable?

Yes

Have you ever taken a cruise?

no

Have you ever felt sorry for yourself?

wayyyy to many time

have you ever said used the word "rad"

yes

have you ever used the word "reckon"

Yes

Have you ever wanted to give your heart to someone?

yes

have you ever cheated on an exam ?

exam no

Have you ever stolen something?

umm i think so a baloon when i was a kid .. i thaught my dad payed for it

have u ever tried to eat something weird ?

Yes

have you ever sang in front of a crowd of strangers?