No ...i only listen good ones

Have u ever feeled a uncontrollable desire to eat something that u don't have at the moment??

Yes

Have you ever had an affair while you were dating someone?

No

Have you ever seen a fight break out at a club or restaurant in person?

Umm,kinda...concert & baseball game.Public,at least.

Have you ever been in a food fight?

yes

have you ever slept for 15 hours or more ?

No

Have you ever spilled a drink on someone else?

yes .. poor me

have you ever ate/drank something expired ?

Probably...

Have you ever seen a shooting star?

Yes

Have you ever been to Japan?

No

have you ever did a prank call ?

Yes

Have you ever called in sick to work when you just wanted the day off?

yes

Have you ever lied about something just to help someone ?

No

Have you ever been to the Musee D'Orsay?

No

Have you ever been given a back rub that you never wanted to end?

Yes

Have you ever eaten Thanksgiving dinner at two different houses?

Simultaneously? No. [smart azz]

Have you ever carved the Thanksgiving turkey?

^ No

Have you ever gained or lost 10 or more pounds?

Yes (due to the Yummy/Yucky thread)

Have you ever seen a celeb in a restaurant?

Yes...a chef in his restaurant.Jamie Oliver in London a few years back.

Have you ever experienced deja vu?

^really?? he had a couple cool shows i caught every now and then. does that have anything to do with your username?

Yes

Have you ever been tickled until you couldn't breathe?