Boy Saves Himself & Lil Sister From Moose With Tactics Learned From World Of Warcraft

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We all have our demons. Mine's booze. Little Hans Jørgen Olsen? His happened to be a pedophilic moose.

According to NextNature, the Olsen siblings "trespassed the territory of the moose during a walk in the forest near their home." When the moose attacked, Hans used the Warrior ability Taunt, i.e. he taunted the moose, thereby allowing his sister to escape. Stage 1 complete.

Next he had to save himself. There's an ability for that - the Hunter skill Feign Death. Hans lay still on the ground. The moose, exhibiting typical low-level monster behavior, left the boy alone and wandered off.

Well well well, playing World of Warcraft pays off after all. Not that you need WoW to defeat a moose. No, everything you need to know to put a moose down you can learn from God of War. Namely, freezing that bitch with Medusa's head and beating it till it shatters.

Taunt AND Feign death? What sort of Warrior/ Hunter hybrid is this? Hacks. Little bastard should get banned. ROFL!

What If: Popular Websites Were Drugs?

o.O

@ the boy and the Moose 0.o . I guess Warcraft did pay off for him and of course god of war is pretty good too...Even I could play that one (Y) . That PERFECTLY describes those sites as well . Mine of choice is youtube ....

@ Jennka and Rox

And Baron, you really summed the up very well :| ...

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Previous two rounds need a couple votes...

Beauty: Tyra 15.5, Selita 8.5

Body: Tyra 17.5, Selita 6.5

Sexiness: Tyra 15, Selita 9

Winner: Tyra 48

Selita: 24

Actually above average in closeness for this comp .

Thanks to Jennka for blocking Michelle's pics .

(Team VS, Lara Stone, Pictures by Me)

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(Team SI, Michelle Lombardo , Pictures by Me)

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@ Chocolate, I beat my personal record blocking . Though I'm ashamed to say what it was .

Beauty: Michelle.... And as a side note, I must admit I'm a sucker for an extra large smile .

Body: Michelle. Both quite nice . Noassatall tablets (as my cousin would say) yes, but both lovely .

Sexiness: .5

Beauty: Lara Stone

Body: Lara Stone

Sexiness: Lara Stone

Michelle Lombardo x 3

Michelle Lombardo x 3

Beauty:neither

Body: Michelle Lombardo

Sexiness: Michelle Lombardo

Michellex3

Lara Stone x3

Michelle x 3

Beauty: Michelle

Body: .5 each

Sexiness: Lara

Michelle x3

Michelle x 3

Body - Lara

Beauty and Sexiness - Michelle

Michelle Lombardo x 3

Michelle x3

Beauty: Michelle. I don;t like Lara's face at all. I just can't understand how people can find her pretty but to each their own I guess..

Body: Lara, better abs.

Sexiness: I find neither sexy, but I'll go with Michelle- at least she doesn't annoy me.

Lara x3

she is sooo sexy to me just WOW