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How much time do I have on the island?

If its just a few weeks, than the list would be like this:

Gisele, Adriana, Jessica Alba (girls for having fun etc.)

If its more than a year:

Gisele (cause its her...)

Natalie Portman (beautiful and intelligent...)

Edward Norton (spending more than a year without any conversation with a man, I would go crazy...)

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How much time do I have on the island?

If its just a few weeks, than the list would be like this:

Gisele, Adriana, Jessica Alba (girls for having fun etc.)

If its more than a year:

Gisele (cause its her...)

Natalie Portman (beautiful and intelligent...)

Edward Norton (spending more than a year without any conversation with a man, I would go crazy...)

You need a man because if not youll end up doing this

A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks.

Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other

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How much time do I have on the island?

If its just a few weeks, than the list would be like this:

Gisele, Adriana, Jessica Alba (girls for having fun etc.)

If its more than a year:

Gisele (cause its her...)

Natalie Portman (beautiful and intelligent...)

Edward Norton (spending more than a year without any conversation with a man, I would go crazy...)

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You need a man because if not youll end up doing this

A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks.

Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other’s needs. Heidi was game, and a very nice sexual relationship began.

After several months, the guy approached Heidi and said, “I have a problem…It’s kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favor.” Heidi replied, “Okay,” to which he asked, “Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?”

Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged.

The guy then asked, “Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?” Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged, so the guy drew a mustache on her.

Then the guy said, “Can you wear some of my clothes? I need for you to look more like a man.” Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes.

Finally, the guy said to Heidi, “Do you mind if I call you Phil?” Heidi had now become very dejected, and said “No, I guess not, you can call me Phil.”

So, the guy reached out and grabbed Heidi by the arms and shouted “Phil, you won’t believe who I have been sleeping with!”

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please tell me that Heidi stabbed him with the eyebrow pencil after that ...

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