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adriana lima :)

alizee

the 3rd o man , i dont no i think either one of those would be enough but uhhh

Vanessa Marcil?

haha wouldnt it be a great situation to be in :)

Posted

How much time do I have on the island?

If its just a few weeks, than the list would be like this:

Gisele, Adriana, Jessica Alba (girls for having fun etc.)

If its more than a year:

Gisele (cause its her...)

Natalie Portman (beautiful and intelligent...)

Edward Norton (spending more than a year without any conversation with a man, I would go crazy...)

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

oky my 3 guys are: bruno santos( :heart: ), drew fuller and OMG derek marocco!! i swear i luuuuv him!!!

3 girls wud prolly be: adriana, gisele and angelina jolie

Posted
How much time do I have on the island?

If its just a few weeks, than the list would be like this:

Gisele, Adriana, Jessica Alba (girls for having fun etc.)

If its more than a year:

Gisele (cause its her...)

Natalie Portman (beautiful and intelligent...)

Edward Norton (spending more than a year without any conversation with a man, I would go crazy...)

You need a man because if not youll end up doing this

A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks.

Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other

Posted
How much time do I have on the island?

If its just a few weeks, than the list would be like this:

Gisele, Adriana, Jessica Alba (girls for having fun etc.)

If its more than a year:

Gisele (cause its her...)

Natalie Portman (beautiful and intelligent...)

Edward Norton (spending more than a year without any conversation with a man, I would go crazy...)

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You need a man because if not youll end up doing this

A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks.

Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other’s needs. Heidi was game, and a very nice sexual relationship began.

After several months, the guy approached Heidi and said, “I have a problem…It’s kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favor.” Heidi replied, “Okay,” to which he asked, “Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?”

Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged.

The guy then asked, “Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?” Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged, so the guy drew a mustache on her.

Then the guy said, “Can you wear some of my clothes? I need for you to look more like a man.” Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes.

Finally, the guy said to Heidi, “Do you mind if I call you Phil?” Heidi had now become very dejected, and said “No, I guess not, you can call me Phil.”

So, the guy reached out and grabbed Heidi by the arms and shouted “Phil, you won’t believe who I have been sleeping with!”

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please tell me that Heidi stabbed him with the eyebrow pencil after that ...

Posted
:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

i read that somewhere before.....its funny.

I heard it before too. Alicia Witt told that joke in an interview, when the interviewer asked her to tell 'a dirty joke'. She told it with Cindy Crawford instead of Heidi Klum.

Posted

I've never heard that joke before. It's pretty good. :D

As for the three people I would take to an island with me....

Female: Adriana Lima :heart:

Female: Chiaki Kuriyama (I just think she's cool. :))

Male: My boyfriend. :kiss:

  • 4 months later...
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girls: adriana, persuazn, and adriana's biatch. (last 2 are bz members)

boys: jesse metcalfe, cain, and ronin grave :fun: (Last 2 are a bz members)

I never knew u posted this :o

aww I feel special :hug:

Posted

(Say I couldn't take any friends or family just celebs)

Enrique Iglesias-He's strong and he could keep me safe...And he could sing some songs for or about me ;D

Brad Pitt--Well I do need some eye candy to survive!

Travis Fimmel-oo la la

:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

So basically if you guys had to go to an abandoned island your main priority would be to have foursomes, according to the ppl you all chose ? :laugh:

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