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I want you all to know that at 2-0 I turned to my friend and said "I'm not worried, Bayern will score just before half time, having created nothing, and go through on away goals". Then Nani promptly made it 3-0. At this point I remained loyal to my prediction and sure enough, the prophecy was fulfilled! Shame about Bordeaux but tremendous that a French or German team is definitely going to be in the final.

Didn't see the game last night but am pleased common sense prevailed. Will be watching United-Bayern with a mixture of fear, rage and Chinese food rumbling through my body. Really hope Bordeaux manage to turn 'round their tie as they give me a similar wistful feeling to the one Guus' last PSV side did. Most importantly, let's all wish the Chelsea squad pick up food poisoning before Saturday! Except Hilario, of course.

Why do I get the feeling when she's throwing stuff at her assistants, her ability to land one in the strike zone (in this case, the forehead) is much improved?

Good to see you posting Michael, I was worried that Sunderland's hijinx filled victory over Spurs may have been too much for your heart!

Did you all see Obama's throw? Dreadful!

Ric and Paulina: the greatest showbiz marriage of all!

You know who was great? Daul Kim.

Finally got it the other day. Kinda annoying how they keep emphasizing the online content side of things when you've just paid for less of the same. Do any of the outtakes ever emerge in better quality?

I was pleasantly surprised, not least by the cast (except Spock boy, I forget his name). Sure enough it whizzes by and is all very entertaining but to be honest, I felt it should have been even shorter! I just didn't need to the birth at the beginning or any of that prologue. Start at the academy and commence action, I say.

I don't really care for this, I must confess. Hooray! Thanks.

The Tactics Truck was a LOLfest that I hope is preserved through YouTube notoriety. As a Villa fan, the sight of Andy analysing Ugo Ehiogu's Middlesboro debut in a very, very confide space was absolutely hysterical, not least because they lost 0-4. Oh ITV's The Premiership, you and your failed gimmicks, terrible ratings and lack of actual coverage of games, how I mourn thee! Completely agree about David "we had [insert rubbish player here] at Tottenham for a brief while, lovely boy, good manners, from Malta, where the musician Shakespeare was born" Pleat. So much more appealing than Robbie Earle, with his polite thickness, unsettling smugness and vile jumpers.

I won't lie, I guffawed. PHIL!!!

Almunia was pretty good, I must say. I watched the game on mute, I couldn't face the thought of enduring the usual ITV mixture of a gush festivus and utter, utter banality. Was Townsend on? I like Andy, met him as a kid, I've told this boring story before, haven't I? No don't go, please, I beg you, it's really-zzzzzzz...

Nice to see even the holy fathers at Barcelona can completely unnecessarily take their foot of the gas and throw away would have been a very likely impassible lead. Ed, I'll take your bet. Hmm, this is win-win for me. If Bayern win, I'm right and I get a house in Oz. If Bayern lose, good riddance!

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Bayern were pretty poor in the first half. Story of all their bad games this season, loads of huff and puff but not enough execution. United could have been out of sight by half time, defensively the Munch are nothing special at all (ask Stuttgart and Freiburg supporters). Franck was rubbish until the last twenty minutes, but yeah, no idea why Ferguson didn't drag on a fresh full-back. Unless the only other fit one they had was that little South American munchkin kid. He makes a 53 year-old Gary Neville look good!

Great night of football (and I haven't even checked the results in the Championship yet!) Lyon-Bordeaux was wonderful, really expansive attacking stuff mixed in with some nervous and at times quite rubbish defending from the away side (you'd think a Laurent Blanc team would have that stuff taken care of!). Definitely hard done by for the penalty, what's the sliding defender supposed to do when it hits their arm from one yard away? Absolute joke. Second leg should be a cracker, as someone on Sky Sports News might blankly suggest! Bayern won. I KNEW IT. Listen to me, I know these things. Hilarious that they didn't even mark Rooney in the second minute of the game but no matter! Olic is a little tank, the boy gave everything! Young Thomas seemed overawed by the occasion, needed Gomez or Klose on earlier. Franck was so-so but he's a magician with a trick and sometimes that's all you need. Hope Arsenal lose 10-0 tomorrow night and CSKA beat Inter!

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Tron Legacy. 3D may be for drooling imbeciles but nevertheless, TRON. TRON LEGACY. JEFF!!! OLIVIA!!! BABY!!!

Need the Nylon stuff in HQ presto!