Frederick

I will seek this out, Baby!

I'd watch Daniel Auteuil read the phone book!

^You're quite right, of course. (Y) Though you might want to put a question mark on the end of those, incase some people might think you're smug!!! I'd like to point out that as I was typing my reply I was also saving a kitten from a tree, whilst teaching some blind children how to play the violin!

At 1-0 I had a stern look. 2-0 and we're playing horribly. Suddenly everything I thought I knew had turned to mush. Half time and I was fuming 2-1 and we're back in the game. Fight 'til the death! 2-2. Ohohoho...I think I know where this is all heading! 3-2 - hahaha, what a tease! 4-2 - sorry Reading, back to the Championship you go!

Eyes Wide Shut

Well its a way of getting around the ol' NBC litigation barrier, so I'm all for it.

I hate to be a bore but obviously the answer is The Beatles. The other three can't compare, though I do love the Stones. Seen The Who in the flesh and yes it was great fun but come on now, this is a mere formality.

I bought Longwave's second album (The Strangest Things) "way back" in 2003. Everywhere You Turn and Pool Song were nice, can't remember much about the rest. Wake Me When Its Over was a real snoozer, though (fitting, given the name).

Evan Almighty. LOL, I get it! Good one, man.

Evan Almighty.

Loved Ys but have only heard Disc 1 of the new jambs. Wasn't particularly impressed, to be honest.

Benitez is obviously a frustrated failed stand-up comedian. First I hear him sarcastically describe a referee as "perfect", with a line reading so bad it'd make William Shatner blush; now he's hilariously comparing Blackburn with Barcelona. OH NURSE, MY SIDES!

What a delightful entrance! Welcome!

When we were originally linked with Juan Pablo Angel, even in a pre-YouTube age, there was an excellent goal of his for River Plate that did the rounds and pretty much single handily instigated the "£" sign protest posters we held aloft in protest over Doug's refusal to cough up the money to buy him.

Let's not forget that Schalke also beat Dortmund this weekend. AHHHHHHHH Thanks SS. I would have posted more of the Chinese guy looking sad but I think that'd have just been unpleasant spamming. Look, we played pretty well and so did they. On the day their wingers were much better than ours and if you take Rooney out of the mix, it was Park and Valencia that were their main men, with Berbatov assisting. We were quite tentative going forward but I felt it was actually our normally solid defense that let us down. Collins and Cuellar didn't have good games at all, while Dunne was very unfortunate to make a mistake, seemingly redeem himself, only to then have Michael Owen standing there to score the easy goal. Obviously the decision to not send off Vidic was lunacy, especially as Dowd was throwing around the cards minutes later, mostly at our expense. I'm very, very sad about this but there's still a lot to play for this season! As Bon Jovi taught us all, keep the faith!

I remember seeing Cana and thinking "who the heck?" Then I saw the armband and I was all "zwah?" Then he got sent off. True story. I only recall Cattermole because when he was at Boro he "famously" cried when he received a booking against us in a 0-4 defeat.

So who made the summer signings?

I still don't feel like I have a sense of Steve Bruce as a manager. To put it even more simply, what is the "Steve Bruce brand of football"? When we played Sunderland earlier in the season the central midfielders just seemed to hoof shots from 35 yards, over and over and over again, all of which ended in the car park or thereabouts. All that money you seemed to spend in the summer, were they "his" signings? Inquiring minds must know!

Why is the advert not on YouTube yet? I've only seen the last one and a half seconds of it!