Frederick

Who knew Scotland was such a dower place full of passive aggressive sexual oddballs? Actually...

Yes it is! Hooray for me, I managed to find three caps in the film that don't contain a grey looking sex scene! I KEEP IT CLEAN FOR THE KIDS.

Last night Inzaghi looked like he could barely breath, let alone hobble around a football pitch. Should have put a fork in him years ago, along with all the other corpses Milan had out there. Truly humiliating. Anyway, this made me laugh. From yesterday's WSC. I hope its a Bordeaux-Lyon final.

We need to retain zonal offense against their big guys (Claudio Reyna, Brett Favre, etc). Obviously their field kickers are notorious but if we cover the green plate, I think they're foot runs to be converted!

I think if the Americans can get the ball into the scorebag early in the game, we're in trouble. Their central zonal guards are pretty tough customers, especially Landon Donovan, who had three amazing spells in the West German "Bundesliga", and who last season won the World Series MVP after his overtime dramatics against Manchester. If Bruce Arena can get Rivers Cuomo and Eddie Pope fit, I think they're a franchise that can go all the way to the play-offs!

According to a top FA source, he didn't relish the big games enough and lacked passion and hunger. Also, he wasn't very good at setting his stall out!

My provisional England squad for South Africa GK Ben Foster Manuel Almunia Kasper Schmeichel Defense Wayne Bridge (captain) Phil Neville Sol Campbell Neil Warnock Kieran Gibbs Rio Ferdinand Cashley Cole Midfield Piers Morgan David Bentley Francis Lampard, Junior Steven Gerrard Gareth Barry Shaun Wright-Phillips Aaron Ramsey Jamie Redknapp Paul Scholes Jack Wilshere Theodore Walcott of Hampshire Strikers Michael Owen Simon Cowell Jim Rosenthal Guy Mowbray Eduardo da Silva

Disgusted by Arsenal's massacre of Porto. Obviously I didn't watch it (why would I?) but it gives Wenger another chance to look self-righteous about his pure, wholesome team of cub scouts (and William Gallas and er, Sol Campbell, etc, etc) and their lovely style of football. Michael, Theo Walcott (and Jack Wilshere and Aaron Ramsey, even though he's Welsh and has a broken leg) are obviously the men to lead England to World Cup glory. With Gareth Barry as captain, Ben Foster in goal and David Bentley on the right-wing. Neil Warnock would be player manager, naturally. No offside rule? Brilliant news for Ade Akinbiyi fans all over the globe.

Maybe I should come up with a screenplay!

I will seek this out, Baby!

I'd watch Daniel Auteuil read the phone book!

^You're quite right, of course. (Y) Though you might want to put a question mark on the end of those, incase some people might think you're smug!!! I'd like to point out that as I was typing my reply I was also saving a kitten from a tree, whilst teaching some blind children how to play the violin!

At 1-0 I had a stern look. 2-0 and we're playing horribly. Suddenly everything I thought I knew had turned to mush. Half time and I was fuming 2-1 and we're back in the game. Fight 'til the death! 2-2. Ohohoho...I think I know where this is all heading! 3-2 - hahaha, what a tease! 4-2 - sorry Reading, back to the Championship you go!

Eyes Wide Shut

Well its a way of getting around the ol' NBC litigation barrier, so I'm all for it.

I hate to be a bore but obviously the answer is The Beatles. The other three can't compare, though I do love the Stones. Seen The Who in the flesh and yes it was great fun but come on now, this is a mere formality.

I bought Longwave's second album (The Strangest Things) "way back" in 2003. Everywhere You Turn and Pool Song were nice, can't remember much about the rest. Wake Me When Its Over was a real snoozer, though (fitting, given the name).

Evan Almighty. LOL, I get it! Good one, man.

Evan Almighty.

Loved Ys but have only heard Disc 1 of the new jambs. Wasn't particularly impressed, to be honest.

Benitez is obviously a frustrated failed stand-up comedian. First I hear him sarcastically describe a referee as "perfect", with a line reading so bad it'd make William Shatner blush; now he's hilariously comparing Blackburn with Barcelona. OH NURSE, MY SIDES!