Frederick

Well its only one point and we have a game in hand. Generally speaking, we've had tougher fixtures than they have lately.

We had two bad results over Christmas - one a fairly comprehensive whoopin' by Arsenal, the other a very unfortunate stoppage time defeat to Liverpool. Aside from that, I'm not really sure what inferior form you speak of, old friend. I mean, we dropped two points home against West Ham last month but apart from that; home draws against Arsenal and Man Utd, a point at Spurs, plus a good win at Fulham and then yesterday's win. All whilst still chugging along in the cups. Solid and unspectacular for sure, but hardly comparable to last season's sad decline. At least...so far!

No problem! I actually attended the game, my third of the season (others being 5-1 Bolton, 2-0 at Fulham - that's a 100% record!). Bizarre game and despite showing a bit of craft, Burnley must be nailed on for relegation given their away form. I imagine Sunderland will be okay, though it is a hideous run of form that they're on. Wolves, Wigan or Bolton for the final relegation spot, I'd say.

And then there's his bland son Jamie. "Rooney's literally on fire today, Richard". "Arsenal are literally throwing in the towel, Richard". "Chelsea literally don't know when they're beaten, Richard".

Well he's notably cozy with the media. Quick we need a cheap, redundant quote regarding something, get 'arry on the phone, he'll talk guff for five minutes!

A CBS comedy? Please God no. After ten thousand abject episodes of Smallville, plus Street Fighter: The Legend of Randy Sanchez, why must my loyalty be pushed even further?

He's a bum rash faced villain who provides the same level of sustainability as a soggy tissue.

Spot on as usual, Michael. I hope John Bull doesn't still post here though, otherwise he'll be quick to defend his favourite crook!

Its an experimental Bulgarian student film from 1932, I'm sure you'll do fine!

Next time I'm up its going to be a real head scratcher. SS has raised the stakes!

The Night of the Hunter? No idea.

That is...correct!

Have a great Monday!

RocknRolla?

This thread has less momentum than Chester City! OH GOD. So much to discuss, where to begin? Tony Mowbray's leaky Celtic defense? Notts County's ownership problems? Portsmouth possibly going into administration? Aston Villa's manly draw at Crystal Palace?! The sacrilege that was the referee in Bayern's victory over Borussia Dortmund? Oh okay, okay,

Read the first post of page 1.

Why does she always have the absolute worst make-up?

OH DEAR GOD!

Not enough Kristin on the show this week. That being said, if I was thirteen Chuck would probably be my favourite show (eva!).

Most consistent band of our time, hop to it, Ed!